Hey user, I w-want to have b-babies with you! *blushes*

>Hey user, I w-want to have b-babies with you! *blushes*

How do you respond?

Re-read what you've just posted over and over again until you realize how autistic it sounds.

My cum doesn't work but she doesn't have to know that

No, I don't deserve to possibly taint her family's genes.

anything sounds autistic if you read it over and over again

Cry because it will never happen ;_;

speed dial jamal and his pals

Fuck off slut

Sorry I only like dick.

Sure, you got a penis under that dress?

>hey user, I'm ready for our date! I got the virginity bed ready at my place when we get back, is that okay?


your response?

>h-hey elle w-would you like to make some babies with me?

I'm catholic and latino I hope she knows what she's getting into I won't stop till 8 minimum

You NEETs regard impregnation fantasies with disgust because you know getting a woman pregnant would be the end of you carefree lifestyle of shiposting and kino.

But Elle is a double-digits millionaire, it's not like she'd make you pay child support, in fact your progeny will have anything they ever want or need in life.

With that in mind, would there be anything better than shooting your load balls-deep inside Elle's tight pussy, every drop of cum hitting her fertile young cervix, and all this on an "unsafe day"

Fuck off slut

>WHAT?! What do you mean you're saving yourself for my sister?!

psssh, nothing personnell, Elle...

no thanks, i dont want pig babies

>not personelle
step up sempai

She was amazing in Rose. And i dont mean to use this word in a way like when everyone uses this word virtually on any occasion. She was such a belivable character, it was quite a surprize.

All I can see is a 40 year old fat guy sitting in his dark basement in his underwear posting this crap

No thanks, I'm already taken :3

i'm wearing pants

>underwear
Amateur

didn't know vampires could reproduce

>underwear
are you implying i would fap to my waifu? fuck outta here kid

could a vampire get a suntan? checkmate atheists

Didn't realize this was a circlejerk either

Women are awful

Elle is for pale only!

>net worth
>5 million

Ugh. She's not even all that rich. I guess I'll have a baby with Chloë then.

Nah
Not gonna go for it

stab her through the ovaries and bladder, so she can't have babies with the added bonus of needed catheter for the rest of her life

ok

You mean Chloe will have a baby with you, whether you like it or not

With that body of hers, you'll be the one having a baby.

Sounds even better.

what model fridge can i pick up that I can impregnate

I'm not kidding around here fella, that's a harsh life, she won't take no for an answer and probably some rough stuff coming your way

tits too small

tell her she has to come to her sense and get knocked up by a black guy

I just jerked off for the 6th time today, I'll be ready to go again in 15 minutes.

casual

Say yes, impregnate and then abandon. Women spoil after children.

user pls. elle is not for the sexual.

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>A pregnant Elle is giving birth but the umbilical cord is wrap around the baby long neck for some reason & dies.

can you pregnate a neck?

>sorry, i'm a vegetarian

diliti this

>neck slut
>not sexual
oh give me a break

I don't think reproduction is what she wants

yes. long neck, elegant like a swan. swans are also not for the sexing.

Sounds like a fucking trap or something desu

You'll end up having some audition/hostel shit done to you

Sorry I like your older sister.
>This actually happened with a girl in my class.

...she likes hugging?

I'm 19

>Procreating with someone who quite clearly has some sort of congenital disability

Get that downies shit genes away from me!

Hey guys, fellow mortal human here with normal dietary habbits,
wondering if you could tell me how to get elle to meet me in a dark alley around midnight, or maybe how to get her to come back to my castle, any advice is appreciated

t. normal male

she doesn't stutter

>having kids with a chestlet

No, because you are a rude, thoughtless little pig.

Tell her that my friend Tyrone will put his seed into her and me and her will raise the baby together.

I would respond the same way you would after getting slapped awake by the asylum nurse while trying to feed me my pills.

...

im sure shes devastated

I'd take her hand and kiss her

If I knew I wouldn't tell you

>swn rip your throat open
;_;

she should be
I'm a fucking catch

Could you drink me slowly? I-if that's ok with you

...

Swans are massive sluts.

How often does Elle masturbate to orgasm? Once a day using the shower head?

I had a dream once where I bit Elle's neck and fed on her. It was the most overwhelming pleasure I've ever felt

pls dl your dream into my brian thank

>Having a baby with an albino.

No thanks.

Is she really a DFC or is this some sort of optical illusion?

I wish I could, but the memory fades more and more every day.

...

what's
wrong
with
her
eye
WTF

That warm feeling flowing from my teeth to my ears and neck... I need it again.

How do you become a vampire?

N-no T-thank you. I want my concubine to have a little more you know, womanly figure.

The Butterfly Effect was a shit movie.

press 'p' to pinch yourself and wake up

>How do you become a vampire?

i think u have to find a vampire gf first, which is why i always ask for one

This.

Why would a famous actress take a photo like this? It boggles the mind.

I'm sterile. I lost my testicles trying to save a child and its dog

whore

Rape her

They can born retarded.