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Why the fuck are you spending Friday night alone in your room, edition

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so I can mug lonely Brits

business idea: soy sauce with no soy

everybody's working for the weekend

Because I broke up with her prematurely.

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that already exists you mong
most soy sauce now use wheat

Alright lads

Tell me how to achieve this mode. /fit/ won't.

>Marx didn't like reactionary aristocrats
Didn't he say that those were the only ones capable of creating the "revolution"?

do you rate tyskie

12 year old girls.

romance, love, fate and other contrived nonsense is for normies

HAHAHAHA OH NO NO NOOOOOOOO

it's over, you're DOOMED

What we drinking lads.

comma

san miguel and then maybe a few strongbows

would love to molest a cat

Pepsi Max

oh

when I was in Year 9 I went out with a girl who is now literally a professional model

she wasn't as beautiful back then, still growing into her looks. she has nearly 100,000 Twitter followers now, a perfect life, a chad Italian bf

youre next sven dont you worry

Downs syndromes should be shot

been watching the prisma ilya anime
didn't get a single boner

i'm proud to announce that i'm not a nonce !

About to take a thimbleful of Kopparberg Mixed Fruits. That should knock me out for a couple of days.

>tyskie
drink Łomża or Perła, I know they sell it in UK and Ireland (I've been there)
only good export beers

apos

What do normies message each other?
Do they do it every day?
What do they even talk about?

I tried to be normal and make friends so I messaged my coworker on facebook.
They've "seen" it and not replied.

"It is us today. It will be you tomorrow."

>chad has to accept your sloppy seconds

be proud lad

Tea

get me a brandy and for the lads whatever they want

Good lad

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even during *that* scene?

the intellectuals drink of choice

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i talk to my mates about whatever comes to mind

>when I was in Year 9 I went out with a girl
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All I posted was "12 year old girls". It was you who took it in a sexual direction and it is thus you who are the nonce.

shan't be replying to this post

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love love love having a sensitive stomach
big fan of a nice bout of diarrhea after eating chicken broth

Business idea: the Kingdom of Arles

FOAL

has anyone noticed that in online discussion any mention of a female cousin or sister ends up in suggestions on fucking them? Any discussion of children too, dissolves into calling someone a nonce. Theres a really weird invisible social barrier between young girls aged 8-16 and men aged 18-50. It's like we can't even talk to them at all whatsoever

big spack attack

going ham on the 'seek

Rekorderlig>Kopparberg

redpill me on bedsheets lads

This is the most relevant piece of art ever made in the uk

prove me wrong

yes

nonce

ginger ale

is midget porn illegal? feels like it should be but i can't really think of any good reason why

Is it acceptable to be a virgin at 22 lads

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cute french women singing desu

This is constantly playing in the back of my head

My brief experience of normiehood involved exchanging 350 texts per day with a protogf. Literally 25000 messages in like 2 months.

good goy, buy more of our products

nonce (not just saying that to take the piss out of your post either)

As long as they're not roleplaying an underage person it's legal

lads you know when you remember a really awkward moment but really it wasn't awkward at all and nobody cares
i do that a lot

>collectathon 3d platformer

is it socially acceptable to drink kopparberg?

No.

t. 23 year old kv who had a girl say "he's a bit of a freak, isn't her? being 22 and not having kissed anyone" about someone we both knew

Just got my haircut, and let me tell you a rip-roaring story.

>get there early
>only seat in the waiting area is between an old man and his wife
>they invited me to sit down
>a big beautiful fat ass belonging to one of the stylists is staring me right in the face
>old farts keep trying to talk to me while Im looking this ass dead its brown eye
>i keep having to turn my head away to talk to them, but my eyes are glued on that big dumper
>they finally say that they're waiting on their daughter, who was the owner of the ass I was staring at

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imagine posting that much on /brit/...

lol cara mate go back to /cum/ you're not very interesting and /brit/ has chewed you out

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if all else fails you can just give a girl presents and stuff until she sleeps with you for more $$$

constantly

2 for £5 lad go on

conker is better

not going to read your post

wrong.

and don't call me mate, i am not a guy.

kek

>jeremy corbyn praised Chavez, so he'll be a dangerous socialist in office!
ah yes, i too remember when Tony Blair became a rabid pan-arabist, turning towards opposing the existence of the state of Israel and creating the British Arab Jamahiriya where everyone lived off an oil stipend.

give us a bite

>virgins crying about their position

lol
just fake it until you make it
you utter fucking mong

you fucking paki bastard

it's true though, you're not generating much interest. And the discord is laughing at you on /cum/ too btw.

Tell us a joke lad

played it on XBOne. Gave up when it got tricky desu.

tfw massively outbenched by a 44 year old woman
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womens rights

what the fuck were you even saying. i send 30 odd messages to the gf every day and thats a very good day

Yeah well I've had girlfriends, (hey, 2 is plural). That makes sense to me.

What doesn't make sense is "friends". Am I supposed to be messaging other dudes about random shit? What about the girl at work I talk to everyday at lunch?

I implore you to read it. You're missing out on a great story, full of mirth, cheer, love, and defeat

I wish he would have done though

who is cara? beto?

'gin

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not so fast

I tried to fake it and faked it all the way to a girl asking me out but then I crumbled under the pressure of an actual relationship being a real possibility.

Could not tell you lad. We talked about the biggest load of shite and had the big deep convos and all that. Literally sat for 12 straight hours once just texting each other til 6 in the morning. I can't remember a fucking lick of it.

I guess the difference is that Blair met Qaddafi in his capacity as a head of state

some other mexitwat who posts cara a lot

a brown manlet autist distinct from beto

post qt Scottish women

The inheritors of the Earth