Fat fuck

>fat fuck
>can somehow move at super speed

Yeah no, I'm not buying it.

>magic

look at this shlub, never heard of hippos

>fat

/thread

her body is literally a projection made of light

Why does this show trigger you guys so much?

>space technology
FTFYF

>s-she's not fat it's a projection

Maybe she could project herself to a crystal gym.

Here's a (You)

>/susg/ - Steven Universe Shitposting General

Can we please fucking stop with this summer bullshit?

I WONDER WHERE THIS FAT FUCK FLOATED IN FROM

>Rational human being
>OP
>Not a faggot
I ain't buying it.

Do you grasp the fact that she actually has no fat anywhere on her body and it's all just some space magic projection which she chooses to shape into this appearance on her whim? She can literally make herself look like anything at any time.

Would you like to see the strongman?

>crystal gym
alright, you got a chuckle out of me.

Don't confuse "fat" and "thick," OP. They're two very different things.

I hate how fucking fat everyone in this show is, Stephen is going to have diabetes by 30 if Pearl doesn't take over the food management stat
well she needs to lay off the photons

I agree. Thankfully the show has a thick character for reference. Notice the difference between her and Amethyst?

No they're not, that's something that Tumblrfats made up to make themselves feel better. If my town is ever under attack I'm calling some heroes who can go up a flight of stairs without getting winded.

not human nor organic, moron.

Them lips tho... m-muh dick

There's literally nothing wrong with being fat.

Amethyst is not a good example of it but there IS a difference.

That is a muscle girl, user.

that's not thick, that's beefy

Splitting hairs like Amethyst splits pants.

There was a running gag in Season 1 that Amethyst is actually the lightest of the 3 Crystal Gems. She was the only one seen riding on clouds and being blown around easily by strong winds. She's not fat, she's just full of hot air.

la la la

>space magic
ftfftyttfy

thats not thick thats muscle

except health issues and less physical capabilities

>sonicmeat
>fat

That's pure muscle

The best kind of magic

Yeah, it's almost like they're not human or something!

It's a magical girl show.

Yeah, nothing is more sexy than having a face that's a combination of a puckered anus and Garfield the cat.

What if I were to tell you that magic is just technology? Cause that's totally what Clarke's third law means and not just sawing that advance tech can resemble magic.

Damage control.

Agreed.

>He's never seen a fat dancer

They lift 200+ pounds every time they move, their muscles allow them to be faster than you'd think.

>say something stupid
>get corrected
>"HERE COMES THE SU DEFENSE FORCE!"
Go sodomize yourself with barbed wire.

still magic though

Is it wrong that I want to give Amy junk food and fatten her up?
I'm not even into feeding I just want her to have a cute belly.

All you'd have to do is ask her to shapeshift into a paunchier form, yo.

I don't really think gems can gain weight

I think someone beat you to the punch on that one.

>"Technology ("science of craft", from Greek τέχνη, techne, "art, skill, cunning of hand"; and -λογία, -logia) is the collection of techniques, skills, methods and processes used in the production of goods or services or in the accomplishment of objectives, such as scientific investigation."

Everything is technology. Magic ain't real