Itt: We act like spics
Itt: We act like spics
HEY I HAVE AN IDEA! LET'S GO INTO TOWN AND GET SOME TEQUILA! AYEIAYIEAYIE!
"I have 19 wives and fuck them all"
Ayy karamba
Yo soy tengo y mos muy tacos me gustan jajajaja
Post Bart Simpson
Which spic should I be?
Speedy Gonzales or Slowpoke Rodriguez?
ORALE ESE JU WAN MEH TO FEEX JOUR WINDOWS? CMANG BOSS I'VE BEEN WAITING IN DE JONE DEPOT ALL DAY MANG...
t. spic that isn't a mexican
Best way to do it is just take siesta's, there you go. You're spicafied.
¡¡¡LA MIGRA LA MIGRA!!!
UNA
WE DO DA JOBZ THOSE GRINGOS DONT WANT 2 DOOOOO
I have a message for you, the German says to wait here
ayyy weyy, u aint nothin but a pinche bolillo. shook ass lil swata tryna act all loco on la interneta. come 2 my barrio and ill show u how real eses bang, pendejo. cant stop the reconquista
*gets beheaded by cartel*
Ey esse where's the cerveza
Jajajaja tu papi es la papa y la rata... Mi madre es much as guapas, ;)
We Hispanics don't act like this at all, unless you watch Speedy Gonzalez
If you want to see how Hispanics in the US act watch Telemundo
Dirty spic 1:AYY ESE WE NEED TA GO TO DA TOWN Y GET SEM OF DEM BUENO MEHICO BURRITOS, I WILl PAY USING THE U.S. PESOS I GET FROM DOING THE JOBS NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO DO
>squeaky Mexican voice
Ay mayn she may be ugly be at least she got ass
> Carlos y Juan are mowing the lawn and doing construction work
I HAVE SO MANY OPINONS ABOUT ANOTHER COUNTRIES POLITICS
THEY SHOULD CATER TO ME
Why are chu A raider hater esyes???
Packetdamarlboro lights. Suftpak.
Fucking everyday.
> picks pecans out in the field all day
>goes home to feed the roosters and goats he has
> chubby wife makes tortillas while listening to spic music
> MI AMOR *accordian music plays
>hear noise at night
EL CHUPACABRA
I CALL MEXICAN AMERICANS COCONUTS IF THEY MOVED TO THE US LEGAL. GET IT, CUZ THEY BE BROWN ON THE OUTSIDE AND BE ACTING LIKE THEY GRINGO ON THE INSIDE JAJAJAJA
PUTA
Kek
Ok, am I spic enough yet?
Hello fellow mexicans
> acts like he's da shit in school cause he got his gangbanging gang behind he ass all the time
> when he's singled out doesn't want to fight
Ay man can't we settle this another way man
Ayyyyyy ju wan to go and shoot some negros weyyyy?
>at least she got ass
That's all what matters tbqh famalam
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but i'm already one
I walked across hundreds of miles of desert to find my dream job of working at McDonald's in the 'burbs.
Also, odds are high that I'm obese and it's likely that my kids have an even higher BMI than I do.
Oh, and I love to buy a 12-pack of Corona at 7-Eleven at 6 on a Friday so I can be pissing and puking my guts out next to the redbox by 7.
kek favors you...you may get to come thru the little door in the wall if you play your cards right
Up at 5 AM to do my work as a landscaper, drinking fruit punch from circle-K to stay hydrated. Trying to not use the leaf blower before 8 so people don't bitch about it.
Spend my weekend at home depot hoping someone will hire me as a day laborer.
Send money to my family back in Mexico
Enjoy a treat of watermellon with some hotsauce on it sometimes
Stay out of people's way so I don't attract attention and get deported.
JUAN SALE Y COJE PAN PARA LA CENA CABRON . EL PESCADOR ME DIJO K ERA FRESCO Y SIEMPRE ME DA BUEN PESCADO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL'
MIS MONEYS EN MIS BANCOS ESTA NOT THERE ANYMORE FUCKING GOD DAMNIT THE FOX SAYS MOO
I GOT SOME LEOPARRRD SKIN SEAT COVERRRS FOR MY TCHEVY LOORIDERRR MAYNE
*finish dinner*
*Family still eating*
*Get plate filled up all over again*
*finish eating all that*
I hope so
Thank you based Kek
Oye ese, mi coche broke down right off the 10, could you spare a ride down to the Albertos?
You've got to torture them first and release videos of it to the rival gangs they came from.
borderlandbeat.com
Do chicanos really act like this? Or are you following movie stereotypes
I'm from Mexico but I've been told I look french and german.
ay caramba, senor trump es el hitlero
give me free stuff ese
>right off the 10
Or the 60. Come get me, puto.
Poor pablo was just trying to get to the junkyard on Mission to sell scrap metal
>goes to gym
>Mexicans there
>be Manlets and grunt ever Second
I hate Mexicans
Pinche vatos guey, chupan miś huevos pinche gringos. Puto racistas, California is azatlan.
Mario is at albertos getting carnitas and you are not getting any faking racist pendejos
>tfw people only know how mexicans speak
jajajajajajajajjajajajjajajaj
...
vamos muchachos
*sells meth*
che! boludo! ........that's all i got.
t. mexican
Ehh hey cabron these gringo want to deports us oy muchachos its like another alamo
You're not a real spic until you've grilled tamales with fresh corn shuck in aluminum foil.
>Be spic
>Wake up and eat breakfast burrito, kiss Rosa, and 13 kids goodbye for the day
>Meet up with Jose and break into abandoned home and steal all copper pipes
>Go with Jose to cash in copper
>Go home to Rosa and 13 kids to eat dinner consisting of burrito, taco and assorted vegetables cooked in tinfoil
>Go to bed with Rosa, impregnante her...again...
>Go to sleep to wake up and do the same all over again
Hola mi amigos
*illegally crosses the American border*
So eses
*steals American jobs*
Tu know
*collects welfare*
That we
*drinks a 6 pack of corona*
So hold up ese u sayin that we
*joins a gang*
Jajaja u sayin that
*smuggles drugs for the cartel*
We
*brings his family of 6 over the border*
WE
*has no national pride*
AY PUTA WE
*runs from border police*
WE DO THE JOBS THAT NO ONE ELSE WILL JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
*gets beheaded*
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