How come there were no Muslims in Agrabah?

How come there were no Muslims in Agrabah?

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It takes place before Islam was a thing

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Seriously OP?

The sultan literally praises Allah

We don't know that.

Then why does his hot daughter dress like a whore ?

They are Shia Muslims!

How else would we know she's pretty princess?

Because she doesn't leave the palace, (without sneaking out).

Why would there be?

I'm pretty sure everyone in Agrabah was a muslim.

Y'know how I know you went to public school?

Same reason most Christians' daughters dress like whores.

t. Ahmed

There were quite decadent muslim rulers in medieval times who were quite lax in how they viewed religion and only really used it as a tool to retain power.

Plus, we never see any wife or concubines around, so he likes to oggle at his own daughter, that old fox.

Because he made an obvious bait topic that a bunch of idiots fell for? Don't think that's an indication of a public school education.

Because agrabah far far away is literally hell

You mean religion is a tool used to control the masses? HOLY POOP WHAT A SCOOP

Sorry some of us couldn't afford your fancy home schoolin rich boy, but that don't mean I can't talk good none

Shh... Can't say that on a christian imageboard.

Right ? Religion is for dumb people. Free thinkers like ourselves control our own destiny

Because Aladdin is actually in India

Slow down there slugger, I never said controlling the masses was inherently bad. If a guy isn't slaughtering people because he fears retribution from some asshole in space, that's a good thing. And it's not like atheists are automatically smarter than the religious. Fact is everyone is controlled or conditioned by something or other.

For centuries the muslims who came to western Europe would drink freely because according to them Allah doesn't see in Europe, since it's not muslim land.

I've never meet a dot head named Aladdin

>Allah doesn't see in Europe

Source? That sounds hilarious.

Right, kiddo. Except for us rationalists. Religion controls a dummies. We forge ahead because of our own self interest

then again we know what happened to decadent rulers eventually
so unless Aladdin manned the fuck up Agrabah got wrecked by turks and/or mongols not long after the movies are set

You don't read so good, huh sport

I guess Chinese and not Indian . My mistake

Hey m8. What's with dumb Christians not reading posts. They should be smart like us

Obviously that's just a drunk excuse. Pretty sure in Muslim canon Allah sees everywhere.

It's a sanitised liberal depiction of foreign cultures.

what kind of army elects "General Street Rat" to lead them?

When she snuck out, she dressed more modestly.
No school of Islamic law says that women have to cover up in their private quarters.

Or they were just the ruling class and believed that rules don't apply to THEM, just like in every other country. Just like all the "princes" of modern Saudi Arabia who wrack up 10000 dollar bills in bars every night.

I agree. Maybe then they could appreciate the finer things in life. like furry bara. I'm glad you and I can appreciate true beauty.

Why are they killing Europeans then

given how lax and incompetent the previous sultan was I'm pretty sure the army was happy to get anyone who even remotely knew how the real world worked in charge
sure he'd still be terrible at anything resembling warfare but at least he'd not be the idiot who thinks any conflict can be solved with diplomacy and parties

Point of clarification. The ultra reactionaries don't believe women can own property, so they don't have their own private quarters. It belongs to the designated male, and she can only do that with his permission.

>Thought she was just wrapping up so people didn't recognize her
>It was actually so she wouldn't be arrested and stoned to death

Sounds like a joan of arc thing.

Well, do you see Agrabah on the maps these days?

The Sultan was a weak ruler. I mean, he lets a street urchin bang his daughter and is alright with it and lets Jafar run his realm, even though that guy is obviously untrustworthy.

>the idiot who thinks any conflict can be solved with diplomacy and parties

you have to learn to live with terror attacks user, this is the new normal

Then again, they actually introduced the concept of chopping of hands for stealing when Jasmine was taking that apple.

One of the greatest and most admired (by the muslims and christians of his era) was Saladin, who was a Kurd and started out life as basically nobody.

ironically a successful coup by Jafar would have been the best guarantee for Agrabah's future

Good taste.

>Guards! Arrest this one and put him in the dungeon.

Jafar with Genie powers would have rekt the mongols at the gates, while Aladdin free'd the Genie to go on wacky, self-indulgent adventures with him.

Jafar was power hungry, but a capable administrator. Aladdin was a manchild who ran the place into the ground. But alteast he got princess pussy I guess.

Aladdin was probably well meaning but lacked the experience and influence to truly undo decades of mismanagement and focused his efforts on improving the situation of the less fortunate rather than strengthening the city's military and diplomatic position.
Would have been fine had the previous sultan been capable but as we know he was a decadent incompetent idiot

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Islam is nothing but a vehicle for Arab cultural supremacy. At least in its original incarnation. It's mostly just stories from older religions re-tooled to favor Arabs. The idea that Ishmael (believed to be the ancestor of Arabs) received the covenant instead of Isaac, the idea that the true word if god is only revealed in Arabic, the idea that an Arab state was commissioned by god to take over the world in their name.

Egyptians during the caliphate?

Oh, I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intense
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

Oh, I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where they cut off your ear
If they don't like your face
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

When the wind's from the east and the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night

Arabian nights, like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways

Aladdin - Arabian Nights Lyrics

>not islamic

This was before Wahabism was a thing you dumb Saudi fuck.

He was pretty badass when he put on the cursed armour of Kileem. He killed a minotaur with his hands and was gonna execute his daughter for...reasons.

But Agrabah exists at the same time as ancient greeks...?

Go fuck yourself queerboy.

>But alteast he got princess pussy I guess.
well so did all the mongols

What would you have voted?

Just pointing out that something is off with the timeline here...

he is right, there was a cartoon hercules crossover if I can recall

If only the catholics were not castrated warring with the protestant heathens they could have prevented this.

Should have gone with Richard's plan to capture Egypt instead of Jerusalem, to cut the Muslim world in two. But, that didn't have the significance of capturing Jerusalem in the crusader's eyes.

maybe Al is into that

doubt they kept him alive long enough to enjoy it
skull pyramids don't just build themselves you know

How the hell do you feed a city that large in the middle of a desert?

The Agrabah has the genie and Sultan has super powered Armor that even Genie couldnt poof away in the TV series, the mongols would be hard pressed to take Agrabah.

by the time protestantism came around Islam already had spread for around 800 years. Sassanids and Byzanz not crippling each other could've prevented this if anything.

Years as a street rat have taught him how to hide when shit gets rough. He probably went into some secret corner of the palace and fapped furiously as things unfolded.

And then the mogols burned the whole place down.

Fish? They seem to be close the ocean since Aladdin is dumped into the drink wrapped in sackcloth.

not to mention one of the villains were clearly an ancient greek (the inventor).

and the street vendor that caught Jasmine stealing was gonna cut her hand of (sharia law)

Modern muslim princess when, Disney?

It's pre-islamic arabia.

It's set in the future.

She's still showing hair and has make up visibile, the harlot.

So Agrabah is actually the best possible outcome for the UK?

The extreme hardcore Muslim sect was pretty small until about 30-40 years ago. They weren't nearly as strict about enforcing their rules before that.

>The islamisation of the west turns out to be a good thing.

>have fish
>must mean they're close to the ocean
Have you ever heard of kansas?

Admittedly, the merchant is selling them as "fresh" as well as something his business catches.

It's debatable if a fish can be considered "fresh" if it has to go on a three night trip via camel to get to market after being caught.

>Good thing

user, Agrabah is kind of a shithole for anyone not rich. It's only real redeeming factor is that it's still nowhere near as bad as current Islamic countries. That's why I said "best possible outcome."

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Allah just means God in Arabic its not nessacerly Islamic

that's when you market it as "fresh as can be" and tell people to take it up with god/the camels if they don't think what's physically possible is good enough.

Cheeky fuckers.

Because it took place in China.

Islam hasn't always been the way it is today. It's going through an extremely reactionary period at present.

Let's say humanity achieves space-travel and terraforming.

Which societies do you think would make awesome new cities?
I think a planet filled with buildings like Aladdin's palace (or the Sultan's palace I suppose) would look pretty neat.

All the old paintings on the tombs: they do the sand dance, don't you know.

>Agrabah is kind of a shithole for anyone not rich

Sounds like London

Where did this theory originate from?

Reminder that she exists.

Genie impersonates modern celebrities and makes some comment about being trapped for 10 thousand years, which is kind of odd because the place he's trapped in is way beyond the capabilities of humanity from approximately 9000ish BC.

In reality it's just because Robin Williams is famous for doing impressions and because script writers have no real concept of time or history, there's no deeper conspiracy.

reminder Aladdin is Chinese

I JUST CAN SAY SALAAAM
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>It's going through an extremely reactionary period at present.

No. It's more like Wahabist and Salafists are ascendant due to the crisis of modernity and Saudis having oil. Of course their solution are in turn are unrealistic.

for some idiotic reason, second post is honestly the best post but nobody realizes it.