Fuck off Seinfeld. Fuck off, Friends. Best 90's sitcom coming through

Fuck off Seinfeld. Fuck off, Friends. Best 90's sitcom coming through.

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I liked it. I grew up with it, along with Home Improvement.

>yfw you learn about the reason behind the "professional" studio audience

explain

nanny was raped user
google nigga

yeah by a bunch of niggers. wtf has that got to do with the audience

Fran and Peg were top-tier 90s sitcom waifus

>her voice

Is she I dare say, /our-oven-dodger/?

>her pusy!

>he doesn't get it
no one tell him

So was Oprah.

The early episode where Fran accidentally sleeps in Mr. Sheffield's bed on CC's birthday was kino

I don't get it either, please explain. The only thing I can think of is that you're implying she didn't let niggers into the audience

MISS FIIIIIIIINE!

t. based Sheffield

she really was "fine"

>Janice from FRIENDS and Hugh Grant
Who thought this was a good idea?

I met her in real life once. She was incredibly nice and also surprisingly hot for being, in my mind, The Nanny. Between the voice and the character, it had never really registered before.

Was it dare I say, GOYED kino?

She was raped in a home invasion and felt nervous around crowds. She got cast on The Nanny which was supposed to have a live studio audience but the idea of performing in front of strangers triggered her. The studio then hired extras through agencies to sit in on the show and laugh; these people would get called back on regular basis to sit in on shows in order to record their laughter/etc.

There's a Radiolab podcast about it which is worth a listen if you're interested:

radiolab.org/story/91593-how-does-laughing-affect-us/

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I remember as a child being strongly attracted to the Nanny and Janice from Friends, despite the fact the shows would both imply you shouldn't be attracted to them. I guess I've been a contrarian fuck since childhood

Interedasting

That's a pretty fucking sweet gig, getting paid to watch them make The Nanny.

She is almost 60 and still hot

I'd do it again.

dont tell him

>She was raped in a home invasion

Fuck man, this always makes me sad. How could you ever possibly feel safe again after something like this?

don't be around niggers?

Her boyfriend at the time was forced to watch, and a friend of hers was raped alongside her.

Just like one of my animes!

Now that the dust has FINALLY settled, was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

Good doors and big dogs maybe?

>tfw he had the most polished English accent but he was actually from Arkansas

Oh come on, I've raped tons of women in home invasions and I feel perfectly safe.

Friends wasn't a sitcom. it was just a sit

This reminds me of that pornstar Cytherea. Its always been one of my like, weird things I have wanted to know about, being in some mass forced rape situation like that. It just seems like it could happen to me at any time, I would be so helpless I don't even own a gun.

The danger gives me a morbid curiosity.

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what happened to Cytherea?

she also got cancer

>waxed arms
No thanks.

Your loss

>the boyfriend turned gay
the cuckining

Fucking nice
How old was she in that pic?

Not sure

MISS FINE!

super funny and as sexy as they come. i wish she had been in more productions.

Old enough ;)

That's not "Heil Honey, I'm Home"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9jJx0NSjw

pgr

>yet to this day there are people who think guns should be illegal

I wonder if Fran is one of those people.

>The studio then hired extras through agencies to sit in on the show and laugh; these people would get called back on regular basis to sit in on shows in order to record their laughter/etc.
But... that's exactly how studio audiences are created? I don't get it.

people with guns in their home are more likely to kill someone they know then an attacker, look it up. you can stop someone just fine with something that isn't lethal like a stun device or pepper spray. stop being manipulated.

you prefer hairy arms?

The hairier the better

What are you going to do when they break into your house with a gun or other deadly weapon?

what are you going to do if you have a gun? do you really think stopping an intruder comes down to some wild wild west gun draw? you're either fucked or you're not.

i want to suck on a (at least) one pair of jewtits before i die

>what are you going to do with a gun if a stranger breaks into your house with a deadly weapon

Fire at him until either he or I am dead? I wouldn't have much of a choice user.

Actually, being around familiar black guys might have helped. I mean, there's a reason why so many people have a black bodyguard even their training is minimal and limited to looking tough and being aware. May have made things seem like more of a hassle than its worth.

But who knows. The dude probably went through a bunch of hurdles to rape her and wouldn't have been deterred.

Squirted so hard she launched back to her home planet.

>people think Niles' English accent is better and think Mr. Sheffield's accent is fake despite the actor being a native Londoner
Niles was based.

and thats why little kids get their heads blasted off at 3 in the morning. like, are you really going to have a fully loaded gun with in arms reach of you at all hours of the night in the case of a man breaking in to your house without you knowing and getting within point blank range of you?
if you have pepper spray or a tazer you could even the odds just as much because more than likely, a break and entering is going to be fucking loud as fuck and the assailants not going to move in on you fast enough that milliseconds will matter.

>using pepper spray in an enclosed space
>tazer and pepper spray being as reliable as a gun

>if you have pepper spray or a tazer you could even the odds just as much
>just as much as a gun

either tempting bait or remove yourself from existence

You should never take chances with a home invader. If he gives any indication that he's dangerous (if he has broken into your house he already is), gun him down unless he runs away, and even that is risky because chances are good he'll either come back with friends or if he's not stupid he'll find another house to break into some other time and put those people in danger. I saw a story about a kid who broke into someone's house, was killed by the owner with a gun, and his family cried that he didn't have to kill him because all he wanted was to steal clothing to sell to pay for college.

Yes.

thanks family

a gun is more reliable for a hypothetical wild wild west draw in your room with a hypothetical armed gun man that b lines straight in to your room at 3 in the morning, yeah. sure.
it's statistically for more likely that you end up shooting someone you know.
people that actually do break and enterings aren't looking to murder anyone, they're just junkies that are so fucked up on meth that they're fearless.

um, yeah I'd rather not live the rest of my life knowing I killed someone even if they were a piece of shit drug addict when I could have just tazed them and had them arrested.
you guys go on thinking your james bond or whatever though.

>people that actually do break and enterings aren't looking to murder anyone

You want to take that chance?

>a gun is more reliable for a hypothetical wild wild west draw in your room with a hypothetical armed gun man that b lines straight in to your room at 3 in the morning, yeah. sure.

You hear a sound, you get your gun, you make sure it's a stranger, say you have a gun and raise it, if they attempt to attack, blast them. It's not that hard.

You sound like a huge pussy. Generation Z is literally garbage.

thanks family>people that actually do break and enterings aren't looking to murder anyone
maybe nopt, but most wouldn't give a fuck about putting you in a body bag if it means they get your tv

>Pitiful weakling would rather enable human garbage that won't learn their lesson than defend his property

>I-I don't wanna k-kill anyone!

Nobody does, you limp-wristed faggot. You think I desire to take a human life? No, but I hope I will have the balls to do what's right when I'm in danger.

And that's fine. Just don't push your morals onto others.

>it's statistically for more likely that you end up shooting someone you know.
citation needed

>say you have a gun and raise it, if they attempt to attack, blast them. It's not that hard.
and you can't just taze them? with that there's even less hesitation, loud noise, some strange person you don't know, blam, incapacitated. police come and drag them away.
and since it's statistically more likely it's a family member you don't have to live with murdering a relative.
so many people chomping at the bit to be a killer.

>what's right
see you're already concocting this elaborate fantasy in your head about an armed gun man. it's fucking pathological. just admit you want to be a cool badass and I won't even mind.

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Tazers do not always put someone down reliably and often there are multiple perps. You do not want to risk your family or yourself being raped, tortured, kidnapped for a sex dungeon and/or killed.

>and since it's statistically more likely it's a family member you don't have to live with murdering a relative.
You keep bringing up statistics but haven't posted any.

Ok. You have a taser (that is the ranged one with the wires) and you shoot it. And you miss, or they are on drugs, or you hit in a non major area, or your hit and they just pass their fortitude check.

You are now out of shots, tasers have ONE shot. What now?

You just let yourself and your family be a victim? With a gun you have another 5-15 shots on average to put a stop to an ENEMY. There is such a thing as an ENEMY. You are not universally loved and some people will want you killed. Have some pride and protect yourself.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9715182
minnpost.com/second-opinion/2012/12/health-risk-having-gun-home
injury.research.chop.edu/violence-prevention-initiative/types-violence-involving-youth/gun-violence/gun-violence-facts-and#.WVnxWoTyvIU

there's been various studies in to this

>people that actually do break and enterings aren't looking to murder anyone, they're just junkies that are so fucked up on meth that they're fearless.

Holy shit, please tell me you aren't this naive.

what did SHE mean by this?!

I always fucked to fuck CC. Miss Fine a shit!

>In January 1985, two armed robbers broke into Drescher and Jacobson's Los Angeles apartment. While one ransacked their home, Drescher and a female friend were raped by the other at gunpoint. Jacobson was also physically attacked, tied up, and forced to witness the entire ordeal.

Her husband got to experience BLACKED irl

reddit.com/r/dgu/ (Defensive Gun Use)

Imagine you are a criminal about to break into a home, would you rather the homeowner be armed or unarmed?

>You can't just taze them?

Why would I want to do that? Do you actually believe a home invader deserves life? I'm confused.

Again, don't take any chances with a home invader. You don't know their exact intentions and likely never will, and the only just conclusion to a home invasion involves the homeowner being safe and sound from a potential maniac, and the only sure way to attain this is by killing the invader.

There are a lot more black rapists than there are bodyguards.

Those two girls grew up to be literal whores

CC was fairly attractive even though the show liked to rag on her.

a shock baton that you can just charge and use repeatedly at close range, and multiple cans of pepper spray, and a security system, or even a sign in your yard that says 'Look, I have a fucking security system.'
read these and tell me it's actually worth it;

>literal whores
Now you're going to have to prove that statement.

The answer to that question ends the debate because there's no way he'll say armed.

Nice double doubles, but the bait's a bit on the nose.

Tazers are more illegal than guns are where I live. Your move, cunt.

>tfw you will never rape that
I've never been jealous of a nigger before right now

I care more about statistics then hypothetical scenarios.

>more likely to kill someone they know then an attacker
Well at least they still got the attacker right?

A pool in your yard also increases your chances of drowning. I'm not interested in statistics like these people. I'm interested in the mentality of wanting to preserve the life of an enemy over your own or loved ones.

So you wake up in the middle of the night and grab your shock baton. You go down to your kitchen and from lets say twenty feet away you see an intruder. You raise your baton, he raises his gun. You are not fucked.

But then lets be fair, you raise your baton and he raises a knife. A knife probably taken from your own kitchen. You charge each other and you shock him but not before he puts a hold in your kidney.

Then lets repat the last example. You fail to shock him, he is on drugs, he is too tough and withstands the shock.

Why even risk it? How about this. Maybe he shouldn't be punished for being a criminal. How about he should be punished for being a BAD criminal and getting caught.

Here's a nice, recent story.

breitbart.com/texas/2017/07/01/illegal-alien-allegedly-tazes-scalds-rapes-mom-front-children/