In this thread we list all positive things Turkey has contributed to humanity:

In this thread we list all positive things Turkey has contributed to humanity:

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There is literally nothing wrong with being turkroach.

Hard mode: no Anzu or Koksal Baba.

no, shut the fuck up faggot

It was in 1910 that Wasin and Osman piloted first Turk aircraft over Antakiya

Hahahahahahaha yeah right ...

Ok then...fake gucci and nike clothes..and...hmmm

Easy boy whores?

Nah, I got nothing, sorry.

Kebab.

peace in middle east for hundred years ?

(you)

Here's my list:

1.

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Erm... shit, no its gone, sorry

Aid against our independence struggle against the perfidious Spanish

It's generic Middle Eastern dish though.

Becauses austria poland hungary crushed what you called "empire" what else could you do other than shutting the fuck up after that

>Koksal Baba
who is this?

...Helped the Balkan kids stop warring among themselves for like a couple of days

Ooh ooh, got one. Pic related.

i believe that belong to us

Destroying the Schismatics.

brought civilization and prosperity to eastern europe :^)

I know I'm going to hell for it, but when I see them i can't help constructing blowjob scenarios...

I got a cheap flight Helsinki to new york with roach airlines.

These bomb ass jyros that i buy from brookyln, shits mad good dawg

Brooklyn*

Great volunteer for spear testing. They tackled the job head on! Good work boys!

Ironically enough and even though they'd never admit it: Austrias entire cuisine (from bakery to the coffeehouse). The only non-Turkish things in Austrian kitchen is either ripped of by the Hungarians or Italians.

How was the flight? I was considering it

The rat pleague

Is that pic real? It looks like the one is just leaning her head over the ugly one's shoulder.

>n this thread we list all positive things Turkey has contributed to humanity:
What a Turcophobe, I'm sorry but we deny all of those atrocities.

They took over the cultural and economic capital of the world and turned it into some sort of post apocalyptic Escape from New York third world pisspot.

Thanksgiving meat.

also fear to all europe getting invaded like we took constantinople we may claim all eastern europe

Gyros/jiros/souvlaki/kebabs are actually greek

?

Caused the Renaissance when they attacked constantinople

All the clever cunts left the town and went to Italy and they all decided to have a Renaissance.

So yeah, good thread.

>makes rest of the world look better.

Greeks aren't even Greeks.

Lmao i spelled gyros wrong. My bad its 5 am here, and also, sauce on that?

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You don't have Arabs to act as zerglings for you this time.

What is Turkey if they have nobody to answer their call for Jihad each century? Nothing, just as you are now.

>b-but muh constantinople

Yeah yeah, here in the USA we own the entire Middle East.

It's not like Austria has its own language, even Poles and Hungarians have their own language.

Kek Europe gave you Constantinople

Inspired a really good song by They Might Be Giants.

youtube.com/watch?v=xo0X77OBJUg

its just takes a skype call from our supreme leader and sms to all turkish people all over the world

that would be enough

we are not some like united states of idiots/thieves/scums whose got kicked from europe

kebab

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Wait. Fucking POLAND? Poland fucked the turks?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>going off to conquer the world
>kicked from europe

Sad. You couldn't even handle a revolution of your pet Arabs that we're currently farting all over.

>garlic sauce
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyro_(food)

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those things are godly

WTF i'm a turkophile now

>Turks had sweet bakeries at the time they besieged Vienna
>thus the Apfelstrudel is a turkish invention

that's literally you, and it's retarded, I wish that myth would die already.

The only thing Turks contributed was the Croissant, being invented by Austrian bakers to celebrate the defeat of the ottomans

I dont even wanna say Turkish bath to you stinking guys

>turks
>bathe

LOL

>gay orgies in baths
>good

dont cconfuse us with your neighbours (arabs)

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Oh the people who you worship through your religion? You sure told me.

Wtf i love turkey now

all hail to great leader of all times Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

food items mostly
and some war tactics

sarma. though their roach sarma kinda sucks, but not to worry, we tweaked it.

they aren't, the current form appears in turkey first during late ottoman periods

That shit is tasty af.
Who /rose/ master race here?

cheap holiday resorts

all hail, but you're neo-ottoman now, turkey

desu I wish you actually followed through with this guy's ideals
but you can't seem to shake off the union of church and state

Turkish Breakfast also

The funny midget with the shotty.

Small guy is both cute and hilarious.

we are, slowly under the blankets

well it's been a hundred years, so fucking get on with it

Sarma, Dolma, Börek, Kebab and Baklava.

They can't shake Islam.

Turkey wouldn't even be a COUNTRY without Islam, they owe everything to that religion. They'll never escape it and will perpetually forever suffer the effects of the devil they sold their souls to for an empire.

Rugs? Or is that khazakstan?

This guy knows
>they owe everything to that religion
Haha no fuck you

>This being Greek cuisine, rife with layers of history way more complex than a delicately spiced or marinated proper gyro, there are other theories as to the origins of this most delicious if somewhat less than wholesome wrap. By some accounts, gyro is the scion of a long and old family of skewered meat feasts, one with roots that stretch back to the time of Alexander the Great and his returning armies, whose soldiers were known to skewer and roast various cuts of meat on long, swordlike blades over an open fire.

Wherever there are Greeks, there’s gyro, and the food is inarguably one of the most popular among tourists. The sale of this savory street wrap has progressed beyond the mom-and-pop realm into the high-finance world of American chains (some owned by Greeks) as well as onto the internet. In Greece circa 2015 there are dozens of online sites where one can order a gyro for home delivery.

>dianekochilas.com/gyro-ancient-street-food-history/

Doner kebabs are Turk though, just derivatives of the gyros

baklavas are terrible though

Art. It's been a while but they used to be a cultural capital of the world.

Mount and Blade: Warband

Fucking Russian planes up.

crytek also owned and founded by turks in germany(or turkey in middle of europe )

this thread has actually deleted the roach image from my mind now

turks are bro tier

>Haha no fuck you

Okay, let's see how many military offensives Turks won without a jihad.

t-thanks

That was the Byzantine Empire.

Turks turned the cultural capital of the world into pic related.

>tfw half turkroach half frog

Do you know that gyros is actually made from pork meat?How can you invent something that's prohibited according to your religion?

1974, cyprus.

no, latin invasion of 1204 made that.

>Thanksgiving meat.
Finally a sensible answer. Pass the sweet potatoes please.

>The Ottoman """"Empire""" that turned the Roman Empire into an indian shitting street can't even take over a small island without Islamic jihad

Hello newfriend

Turks sure are fucking funny that they think overrunning the city of the worlds desire and turning it into the Sewer of the Worlds Repugnation filled with shitskins gave it culture.

>overrunning the city of the worlds desire
if you know a little history, you would know latin invasion stripped the city everything it has.
but of course we are talking about an burger here.

Mount and Blade is an accurate depiction of turkish historic lifestyle. Ride around the steppes as a savage warband, raiding villages, stealing cattle, getting into fights. Then attack and steal a city that better men have built.

Oh right, the Turks SAVED Constantinople. The Balkans BENEFITS from being a third world Turkish shithole not even fit for being categorized with the lowest of African nations.

>ottoman empire
>turkish republic
>same thing
This is why i avoid discussion with an american

That's not even your food kek
Who did you rape and steal this from

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