I'm not a comic book villain...

I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it thirty-five minutes ago.

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Based oZy.

He still lost in the end

As do all libcucks.

>actually is a comic book villain

This. Ozzy was smart, but he wasn't thinking realistically. He's an idealist.

>tfw the Comedian is right about everything

how come he is so based brehs?

Because he's a conservative. Same reason Rorschach is based.

You guys would have loved Ozy if his aesthetic and rorschach/comedians were reversed

if rorschach or comedian were effeminate boys then ud hate their ideology and say ozy dindu nufffin

its all about aesthetics

>He still lost in the end
Did he?

True but the Libcuck aesthetic is all about being weak and sissyfied while conservative is about being manly

>conservative
>manly

wall-street pussies like jared kushner are not manly

Just what kind of a villain is he?

Killed millions of people to stop a war that wasn't guaranteed to happen for temporary peace until a few generations later everybody has forgotten about Manhattan and is at each other's throats again, unlimited free power would've been a better prospect

>This is all a joke
He was also right about Hack Snyder

This always gives me chills, the music, shot at the book, perfect. youtu.be/fwu_rilQa1A

he probably suicided after that,so yes,he did.

I-it's just his manuscript for a new comic series called "The Boys"

I swear

Retarded comment

reminder watchmen is cannon in dc now

disgusting

moniqqa

And in DCEU.

>Dr.Manhattan is Barry's father, that's why his speedforce lightning is blue

wat

REMINDER THAT, in the end, Dr. Manhattan eventually returned to Earth, where he killed Ozymandias in an unsuspecting way, after he returned to New York by his own means, as a way of punishing him for his crimes

>murders millions of people without remorse

Seems rather conservative.

>Idolize Alexander
>Dream of surpassing him
>Create a "lasting" peace
>Can never tell anybody

Veidt probably killed himself

>Only a matter of time I 'spose

Pretty sick line to go out on desu

The counter argument being that the end always justifies the means, user

kek

That's Machiavellian, not liberal

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yeah if you're pants on the head retarded.

The question isn't how many people you killed,
it's WHY did you kill them that determines whether you're liberal or conservative.

If it's in the name of progress, it's liberal.
If it's in the name of preservation, it's conservative.

Like Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE AMERICAN DREAM?

Why didn't Manhattan just defuse every nuclear bomb?

why should he? fuck you people and fuck your problems

He built that generator with Ozy.
So he must have cared even a little.

Ozy was a good friend. Also if he defuses every nuke, what's stopping humans from creating and activating new ones?

>conservative
>not preserving Thou shalt not kill

Because Manhattan told them to cut it out and you wouldn't want to cross a naked blue god you can't hurt.

>hahaha let me tell you how fuken libcucks function and their faults
>but how dare you say a thing about my political stance, your just a jewishcuck

It's like clockwork every time, what will they do next?

>implying that fear will stop people from trying

You can be """Communist""" and still be Conservative

Fear won't. The fact that Manhattan will teleport you to Mars to have a stern talk with you if you build one probably will.

Have you forgotten how Manhattan felt powerless to change anything because he saw all of time at once?

3 people already taken your bait, what a good haul.

Why is communist in quotes?
Unless you're going full "not real communist" meme

>implying he's not samefagging
>implying you're not the samefag

Ozy isn't effeminate he's ubermensch

I have never met a masculine white male Democrat voter in my entire life, dude.
They don't exist.

wtf did you just drumpftard?

> blue dog Democrat

dipshit

That is ridiculous, specifically because one knows how things will play out he/she should know how to avoid them or at least be able to change the outcome.
Imagine if you are driving your car and say "oh no if I keep going at this speed and direction I am going to crash into a wall, looks like I am powerless might as well die".

>unlimited free power

That just means bigger and better weapons

>implying you're not me still samefagging

Literally a numale that went to acting acting school since he was 10 years old.
Not exactly impressed by his 2 year gear cycle when that's his sole purpose is to get a big chest

.... have been chased out of the party

FUGGGGGGGG

>Leave Sup Forums a year ago
>Return for a peak
>Every post is about Jews and Trump

I'll be back in a year, but I'm not expecting improvement.

Seems rather left wing tbqh

>one knows how things will play out

But that's his problem. He already knows the future and since it is fated to happen he feels powerless to change it

I was always irritated by the concept that he was supposed to be an unparalleled genius, and yet he kept his master plan on his office computer, protected by one typical password, which happened to be the title of a book that he displayed in full view of anyone sitting at said computer. For fucks sake.

It bothered me, too, but Miller needed to advance the story somehow.

How would marlel handle this scene?

>kills millions of people for no reason

Ummm anyone else think of Drumpf when they hear this?

>for no reason
>created world peace

righto mato

>blonde

>pinnacle of human beauty, health and intellect

>saves the world from nuclear annihilation

>despised by self-proclaimed 'heroes'

>can catch bullets

>always wins in the end

Yeah almost exactly, thanks for pointing that out hombre

The Comedian was right.
Rorschach was right.
Ozymandias was right.
Manhattan was right.

Fag Owl and Cuck Spectre were the only ones who couldn't figure shit out, coincidentally they were also dumb libcucks.

Literally all me.

Clooney

What's your idea of masculine

Shit that's why I hate those two. Blind shits.

He wanted the other watchmen there so he could explain the plan to them, as they'd be the only ones who would've eventually figured out his ruse, defeating the whole point if they then went to the press, so he either needed them on his side or to kill them

He predicted exactly what level of security he'd need so that they'd definitely find his plans but not feel like it was too easy

>7 years later

The Comedian became Batman
Rorschach became Lex Luther
Ozymandias became the Government
Manhattan became Superman

Birdman on best picture, and Spectre was the worst Craig Bond movie.

Then he must have also calculated that they were fuckin retarded too, because I'm pretty sure almost anyone would have felt like that shit was way too easy. They knew him personally, too. So they knew how smart he was. They shrugged that shit off anyway.

itt drumpfkins

>t. single-scoop microballer

"Triggered it" is such an awful fucking change to that line.

>"I did it 35 minutes ago"
He did it. It's done. Game over.
>"I triggered it 35 minutes ago"
Well its only been triggered, maybe we can stop it still

Why the fuck did they do this

Because there was still one bomb left

Are you triggered?

>homosexual icon
>also a pedophile

really gets the ol' neurons fired up, doesn't it

>The Comedian became Batman
>The Comedian tell jokes
>Batman now kills
smile heh

33 minutes before your post

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He's still alive and doing more autistic shit in the DC Universe

Roschach was an edgy manlet but I still aligned with his ideals.