Will Valerian be her big break?

Will Valerian be her big break?

More like big bomb

I just nutted to this image. Thanks.

Her tattoos make me physically ill.

It will be the movie that removes any studio's capability to cast her in a big blockbuster.

Rip acting "career"

hhnnnnnggggg

i hope not cause she cant act for shit

oh baby.

i'd like to break her big if you catch my drift

not really tbqh

Is this movie going to be good? No. Am I going to watch it? UUUUM, YES?!?!?

you can see her bum slit

>what am i doing with my life?.jpg

What's she covering? Cause it sure as shit ain't tits.

>gq
>high heels
>shit movies
Once again hollywood proves its who you know and how pretty your face is. This is why pirating needs to exist. The casuals pay to watch this fag shit and that forces us to watch it so we know what these faggots are being influenced by.

>looking for the drugs i dropped on the floor pose

w-w-w-w-what is going oooon???

>Sir Chris Hoy joins GQ
cool

Those tats

>models
>pop stars
>flavour of the month

Why can literally anybody land a movie role even if they're not a talented actor? Shit's infuriating. So are her fucking eyebrows.

haha based bum poster

when it comes out that that's a man

She looks like the girl in Into the Badlands

nice moobs

There is 0 chance valerian makes more than 200 mill
0.1 chance it makes more than 150 mill

Is this for fags now? Men's health magazines sure have changed.

Early critic reactions saying it's good.

Also fuck that's the hottest pic I've seen of her.

Bum slits are PG-13 material these days

>love sci fi / space opera
>unironically find her perfect for a space role
>it's this valerian bullshit

sigh

What kind of sci-fi/space opera did you have in mind user?

Do you think she stays skinny because of her coke diet or because she exercises.

is this a book series or something.

ooh mmmm nice pusy mm :)

She's a model, you idiot. Stupid post.

They're skinny because they don't get so many calories via barfing or starving.

>She looks like the girl in Into the Badlands
Kek, she totally does.

I don't really know, I can just tell it's not Valerian.

I want something akin to a big budgeted Babylon 5, I guess.

usually I like my women natural, but damn she really needs a tit job

and coke

BLACKED when?

Its obvious Metropolis reference, kiddo.

>sorting and shifting flour

She should be ashamed. Emphasis on the word "should". Shame isn't mandatory so she doesn't actually literally have her brain produce the chemicals to make her actually feel literally literal shame literally since it's her own choice whether she wants to think she's real or not. Assuming that human IS a she that is. I hope so. I fap to every pic that has a female with a female vagina in it.

Flat is Justice

this. she's just taking up space where other new actors could shine.

what kind of drugs are you on?

both. plus it's not like everyone feels hunger the same way. some people spend the entire day forgetting to eat.

Alas, if only she could fill that cuirass.

desu sometimes I wonder too if she really is a girl (boy)

I'm certainly going to see the movie, especially when it appears to be bombing.
I've seen A Cure For Welness in theaters, and I still regret missing John Carter in theaters.

>tfw it's rape-night, this is your victim and you forgot to bring the fucking drill

>boots aren't silver to complete the look

Lame

I'm going to go see it and i'm going to stroke my little peepee at the cinema

>drill
>not jaws of life

What kind of halfassed rapekit you packin'?

is there moar ?

asking for a friend my penis

Rise of the new duckfu?

...

>no ass

I wonder what her poopies smell like mmmm

I thought the industry had gotten over that cunt.

>Luc Besson

It's gonna be shit.

lmao how ridiculously fake did this death scene look

scorsese a hack

Fuck yes. Muh dick.

Valerian is my most anticipated movie this summer.

The break she's gonna take from acting after this shit bomb will be indeed very long

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The irrational butthurt about Valerian and Cara makes me think there are 40+ actual marvelpajeets viralmarketers on this board.

4got pic

ass of a 5 year old boy. top notch eyebrows though, would cum on

Yeah it couldn't possibly have anything to do with Besson's last endeavor being Lucy (which starred Scarjo BTW) was complete dogshit yet made a ton of money just because.

Or because Besson hasn't made a good movie in decades.

Or because Cara as an actress is an example of straight up nepotism with her going from model to actress in the time it takes to inhale a line of coke.

Couldn't be the monstrous budget this has and the equally monstrous potential to fail.

No no, it must be the evil marvel boogeyman, because what other excuses are there?

What does Valerian have to do with Marvel?

>Babylon 5

The nips are top tier.

Shame about everything else.

yeah that's the ticket

>her

or they don't eat like fucking american hogs

>Bella and Cara will never have a cockfight with their "strapons"

;___;

you're right...I need better tools. I have to have my tools!

Lucy was fine.

Nepotism has always been prevalent in Hollywood and there are worse cases, all of them jewish. Cara had done 3-4 movies before this. That's more than most.

This is disneymarvel marketers written all over it; senseless criticism and hate.

How does she do it?? So photogenic.

Small white girl, and asian, asses are patrician.

If you like big asses you're a nigger or a baboon.

This.

amerifat spotted. Ideal weight for women is not +400 lbs

>Or because Besson hasn't made a good movie in decades.
>Fifth Element was two decades ago
Fuck

...

>senseless criticism and hate.
>not Sup Forums's motto since time immemorial

found my new wallpaper, thank you.

Valerian is based on a comic book that Marvel doesn't own. If it finds success then it's more competition and Marvel can't handle that anymore.

>dumping a huge ass budget into a literalwhat franchise where both your leads have no box office draw

What the fuck were they thinking?

>What? Besson's last movie made close to 500m on a 40m budget? Cut this nigger a blank check

Their viralmarketers on here are paid to shill disneymarvel movies and shit on the competition.

she has the face of a ten year old boy, she looks like the fucking lad I played footy with when I was a kid

It's a european movie and is financed by european investors. Remember Uwe Boll and how everyone wondered where he got money for his projects? In Europe investing in a film production is a way to evade taxes.

dead inside

SAD

Are you too old for festivals, user?

>Remember Uwe Boll and how everyone wondered where he got money for his projects? In Europe investing in a film production is a way to evade taxes.

That was only in Germany and that law has since been changed

You deserve this.

This is what the ideal female looks like (to me), you may not like it but this is what peak gf qtness looks like

Thank you, Count Hemlock

When I try to save these they become all distorted ;_;

I guess I have to wait for HRs, i wanna fucking frame these. Based Cara.

>When I try to save these they become all distorted ;_;

ONORE, DECADE-O!!