Holy shit I just got robbed, what the fuck should I do...

Holy shit I just got robbed, what the fuck should I do ? I was hanging out with some friends near Berlin when I got separated from my buddies and decided to go home, suddenly 3-4 immigrants come jump on me and one of them pulls a fucking butterfly knife(they are illegal here) and tells me in broken english/german " Gib uns Geld oder wir fick dich deustcher", I then give him my wallet and runned as fast as I could and I couldn't even fucking fight them, they all seemed to have knifes. I am fucking terrified, should I call the police ?

Sorry to hear that Deutschbro, getting robbed can be quite shocking. Especially sour when they culturally enriched you at the same time.
Yes, go to the police. Don't expect anything meaningfull but it'll add nicely to the statistics. If you're insured then they probably demand a police report as well.

Children, this is pasta.

Boring, low-tier pasta too. Clearly OP is a mentally ill child seeking attention and posting this shit because he cant provide actual content.

In Texas, we would have simply blown their heads off

>Boring, low-tier pasta too. Clearly OP is a mentally ill child seeking attention and posting this shit because he cant provide actual content.

I think that you are mistaken me for an other user

>In Texas, we would have simply blown their heads off

Then Im glad that I don't live in Texas, violence isn't the solution you dumb ignorant amerifat

You Germans really have become pussified cucks.

Violence was the solution to their money problem though.

> I fucking btfo'ed the op yesterday for writing bullshit in his pasta
> he now changed that exact part of the pasta

Nice

>should I call the police
enjoy being arrested for racism

>enjoy being arrested for racism

>You Germans really have become pussified cucks.

Fuck off amerifat

Got stabbed by a sandnigger in Hisingen, Sweden once when I tried to take out some money at the ATM. Was drunk and sandnig was alone, so I didn't give him anything. He stabbed me once (in the hip bone) then got scared because he thought I was kill and ran off.

>Got stabbed by a sandnigger in Hisingen, Sweden once when I tried to take out some money at the ATM. Was drunk and sandnig was alone, so I didn't give him anything. He stabbed me once (in the hip bone) then got scared because he thought I was kill and ran off.

You are a cuckboi son

topkek

Says the pussy who was too scared to stand up for himself and is now asking a bunch of nobodies online if he should call the police

Gay story, try harder

>Says the pussy who was too scared to stand up for himself and is now asking a bunch of nobodies online if he should call the police

why u betray me ameribro

Quick.Call Merkel,explain the situation.Tell her she needs to send a million more shitskins to Deutschland.Offer up your gf or wife to the horde in order they be more nice to you next time.Trust me,everything will be fine.

Lets pinpoint the part where you went wrong.

>I went outside.

There it is!

I bet you have a "job" too you trap porn loving cuccboi. Might as well get started on Darnell "Dickilious" Washington.

Sandniggers are only tough in big packs. Otherwise they are more pussifyed than germans.

Grow some balls and be a man like your great grandfathers before you

I wasn't the one giving away my wallet like a pussy.

>Quick.Call Merkel,explain the situation.Tell her she needs to send a million more shitskins to Deutschland.Offer up your gf or wife to the horde in order they be more nice to you next time.Trust me,everything will be fine.


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>I wasn't the one giving away my wallet like a pussy.

How am I supposed to fight 3 to 4 masculine tall immigrants that had butterfly knives ? Do I look like Jason Bourne ?

is fork in outlet an effective means of suicide

>Grow some balls and be a man like your great grandfathers before you

nah no thanks Im fine though

just pull out your luger

Germany Ja!

Mods, please start banning this pasta instead of banning me with no proof.

I don't know what you look like. Probably like a cuckold. But it's most likely pasta anyway. You've never even left your mothers basement.

Change the year to 2020. Summer Olympics is every 4 years.

>Germany Ja!

LÖSCH DAS !!!!

>You've never even left your mothers basement.

T-t-hat's not true !

Jesus.You are obviously trolling and shieet,,still though,,I can't help but think of Germans throughout history and feel sad at what the men have become in your country.I am sorry bro.

>Mods, please start banning this pasta instead of banning me with no proof.

Shut your whore mouth commonwealth

You forgot to mention that the butterfly knives are illegal there. You're deviating from the recipe for this pasta

>Gets robbed
>immediately goes on Sup Forums
>DURR should I call the police? ? Urprlgp
This is why Germany is on the verge of collapse

>You forgot to mention that the butterfly knives are illegal there. You're deviating from the recipe for this pasta

Watch your dirty mouth commonwealth cuck !!!!

Either you're the world's biggest faggot who's managed to get robbed by shitskins every day for the past week, or you're a fucking attention whoring retard who needs to be b&.

Either way, you don't belong here.

no

Wait until they check your internet history and find out your a member of a nazi message board.

Maybe you should post what happened on twitter? We can do an experiment, I wonder if it will be taken down before you get arrested, here in the UK they call it inciting racial hate.

You have to try. Jeez... Do you think we russians here in germany are all strong? Man, we can be aggressiv and fight with no fear, thats all. So what is the worst they could do? Kill you? You could at least fuck up two of them before you hit the grund. But have no fear Hans, we russians love you germans. Search some slav friends, they will protect you, if they really like you.

Only one man can protect Berlin from the muslim hordes. The Lion of Braunau am Inn needs to return to guide the Germanic people.

>has knife to jugular
>i would have blown his head off
How?

Cuckoo, dude grow a pair, you letting them culturaly invade your lands. Have fun while society falls apart.

I plan to hang out with Russians more, there are quite a lot where I live, other Slavs, too (I'm also a Slav from Macedonia, recently adrived in Cuckmany), it's the only way to protect ourselves from the evergrowing number of shitskins, we need cooperation and coordination.

vote for the anti immigrant party obviously

I've seen this twice and it's already stale pasta.