Why the fuck did they cast someone with pancake tits to play Lara?

Why the fuck did they cast someone with pancake tits to play Lara?

Who would you have cast instead, Sup Forums?

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>2011

The girl from Skins and Maze Runner.

Why the fuck do they cast anyone with pancake tits?

women with pancake tits shouldn't even be allowed to live t b h

Don't you ever get tired of party rocking this hard?

t. fat fuck who never works out

Gemma would be the perfect Lara

Prove me right

Pic related just proved she can carry a franchise.

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>unsheathes breasts
>waddles up behind you
>nothin perssonel, sweetie

Gemma is a good choice, but I think the VA for the new Tomb Raider games would've been just fine

>those nipples

got any other alienfu breast images?

pls squelch me mommy

ev ev ev ev every day im shuffling.

exactly

>release two games using the voice, image and mocap of an actual actress
>hollyjew greenlights a kinograph
>hire someone else

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Better Lara comming through

why cant women put on any muscle for roles

breaks my immersion when I see a scrawny gril beating up giant men without breaking a sweat

one of the few movies to do it right was Haywire but that's cause the lead was an MMA fighter

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you don't spend millions on a movie and cast a no name actress as the lead. it's not about perfect looks or acting skill but about recognition.

it's the same debate as with Scarjo in ghost in the shell.

girl in OP is literally who though...

>Why can't the gender not built for hunting/fighting not put on lean muscle that they will never need for their next role

>you'll never be beaten up by a dominant gf who then sits on your face

why even live?

I don't even think muscular women are attractive but it honestly annoys me when I see tiny women in action movies supposedly beating up guys twice their size

bitch was a twig in the games too

and then it leads to situations like that hairy antifa whore getting absolutely fucking flattened by that patriot with a single punch because they unironically think they can take on men in a fight, even one who was like 5ft 2 inches

Be glad she isn't black or asian.

if the fight scenes in the movie are done more brutal, where Lara is getting beaten the fuck up and thrown around since she's not as strong, she actually has hard time killing the bad guys I'd think it actually be cool.

>I'm retarded

It's okay, I'm sure it's just a phase.

or Emilia Clarke in Terminator Generic. looked like she had never fired a gun in her life.

Camilla Luddington (Lara Croft VA) has been one of the main characters on Grey's Anatomy for years.

pit whore

>he hasn't seen Ex Machina

disgusteng

Watch Californication, she also has pancakes, though she'd be better than who they got.

>he likes big tits

She has zero tits.

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She has no ass, thighs, hips or anything else either

I guess if bones are your thing then she's a good cast

>she also has pancakes
You clearly don't know what that means. Camilla has very attractive tits, they're just nowhere big enough to be Lara.

>he doesn't have a fridgefu
I'm embarrassed for you.

>Why
She had a role in some big movie a while back and they're hoping the recent fame would carry the movie. I don't honestly even remember what movie she did.

the fuck?

Fucking gypsy

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp

Only niggers prefer arses.

It wasn't implied that he likes asses, just that he doesnt like big tits. A patrician like me preffers a tight ass and big tits.

Video games are like parasites, they attach themselves to systems people already bought or were planning to buy.

This is how it was throughout history. People bought PCs because they needed them and then saw there were games available for them so they tried them out. Minimal investment, lots of fun.

Mentally challenged failed abortions who would get a free one way ride to a gas chamber bought consoles because they're slobbering fucking retards. They perpetuate their painful existence seemingly for no real reason than to inflict their misery onto others.

You are fucking garbage. Video games are fucking garbage. They are treadmills for human hamsters but where hamsters are neat, fuzzy little creatures, you are fat horror movie props with delusions of grandeur. There's nothing redeeming in video games, they are a sad replacement for participating in reality and achieving something of actual value that you can be fucking proud of. You know this is true and the only thing more pathetic than the way you live your life is that you deny the true nature of it and just how fucking useless, uninteresting, morbidly stupid and witless you are. Of fucking course you play video games, nobody ever had any doubt.

nu-lara doesn't even have good tits anyway, they made it all about her ass

old lara is still the best anyway

She's not white.

It is not shoulder to hip ratio that is the problem it is hip to ribcage ratio

Her hips are on the smaller side though

stop this meme

they aren't beachballs but they are pretty big

guys be serious

the problem isnt her tits.
its her face.

she looks like shes 12.

would be perfect.

it's nuLara, she was downgraded in that area by male "allies" willing to open up the medium to a more diverse playerbase

see her in action
too plain
she's not meant to be the focus of the screen, just some background girl in bikini

>she looks like shes 12
How is this a problem?

Sup Forums = videogames

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Ur posting on a chinese fart forum, on the television board of all placed.

>video games bad
>tv good

keker

>Haley Atwell
>Gemma Arterton
All the titcows in the world and they chose her

Did that sound better in your head? You sound like you're doing a Linkara skit

Yeah seriously why not her? Great actress, and literally perfect tits.

Maybe cuz she's signed up with marvel she didn't have time?

Truly the best (G)emma

This is what we get when give roles to women based on talent and not looks

I like the Tomb Raider games and Lara Croft but I think a Tomb Raider movie is beneath her. There are much more popular and interesting video game properties in the works and this will be one of the lesser franchises. It would be like playing April O'Neil when all your friends are in ultra successful/popular comic book adaptations.

>Lara's best friend is Asian in the game
>make her black for the movie

Why

>'best friend'

I have a different take on their relationship.

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i fucking bet you do, Sup Forumscuck

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How fucking hard is it to remember Lara was rebooted?

i did, but that's the only time i've seen her, and how many people have seen that movie? the dude i was replying to compared her to scarjo, come on...

Yeah thanks for pointing it

Someone with....
>what are other breakfast pastries that aren't flat
.....muffin tits?

What is it with fiveheads on them? Disgusting.

This. It should have been a fit chick with nice tits.

i fapped to those pixels multiple times

The lesser Mara looks like THAT?

Lara Croft a shit.

Here's my female adventurer:

youtube.com/watch?v=SumzhuI_0dA

>tfw an old 90s tv show was more progressive than a SJW mandated 2017 movie

giv ayylmao gf

You are the same shill professional guys who work with Warner?
This is the same type of thread about Gal Gadot 3 years ago

Agreed

hhmm...who's that?

Gal looks like shit and if you think she was a good casting choice you're an idiot.

how /fit/ tho?

F I T T E R

t. nerdvirgin

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>she should be fit

did you cucks even play the reboot, which is the source material for the movie?

Lara is just an untrained /sci/ girl.
and the game is the very beginning, how she became a tomb raider.

THIS.

Do you get triggered when someone playa video games in your presence?

Why is this bitch hideous?

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The force awakens....Wonder Woman.....

This women is not even attractive. Shes a 5/10 at best.

Lara in the reboot is more muscular than the old Lara

>cast a PoC
>don't even get PoC points because she claims to be white

she's too busy treating Casey Affleck like shit for something he wasn't responsible for. plus Lara is not a leftist.

Beyonce

This fucking bitch looks like a Syrian refugee.