>Establish Kek as an official religion through the right channels
>basically do the bare minimum to legitimize it
>have basic tenets or something
>Erect a church somewhere remote no-one gives a fuck about like Canada
>secretly Sup Forums headquarters
>churches don't pay taxes
>accuse naysayers and SJW's of Kekphobia
>Kek is a frog of peace.
>money launder the shit out of it.
What could go wrong?
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>Temple.
Kek must be listening though.
I'm listening bump
Make a temple and use revenue
temples or religious places don't pay taxes
all that cash save up
buy land
repeat until you have a fair amount of land
legally declare that piece of land not only property of the temple, not only "Holy Ground for Kek", but also declare it an independent country or state (depends on which)
Put useful and intelligent people who share consistent values and reasonable law within said state.
Become a member of UN.
Sup Forums becomes a country with an actual voice.
I approve of this idea
For once Australia brings a good idea.
I'm down, if Jedi fans can do it, we can do. Now what are some basic tenants we can use?
Order through chaos?
Repetition brings peace?
If jedi can be counted as an option on official forms, why not? It's not like we made this shit up, it's got some 7k years behind it.
PRAISE BE TO KEK
>>churches don't pay taxes
but how would we make money in the first place?
Good idea. Let's all write a book of Kek, I'll start:
Keknesis 1:1
"In the beginning, Kek meme'd into existence the heavens and the earth."
It will immediately be co-opted by greedy people who will use it to gain a quick buck off of morons who will willingly buy KEK merchandise so they can appear cool.
Retarded. There is no reason to start a Church it's just a meme.
Tenets?
1) selective eugenics
-you have to pay taxes to have a disabled or retarded kid or have to have a sound medical history (more pertaining to mental and psychological) relating to kid.
the state supports you supporting YOUR kid, so YOU pay taxes to keep the defective gene alive.
Is registering a religion easy in straya? Once one govt recognises it it gets easier in others. Look at the scifags.
>Establish Kek as an official religion through the right channels
Which are what?
So if we were selling kek merchandise...
no no no no
kekism must not spread to normies
>these dubs
Perhaps kek is wanting to warn us?
I'll add to that by saying you're encourage to abort children deemed by medical professionals as "unable to contribute to society." to opt out of Tard Taxes
Considering some people on /x/ are on edge because we've meme magic'd an ancient deity back into existence, it isn't too farfetched to create a modern day temple for him.
Kek is chaos he probably doesn't want to be represented in an organized way that could easily be corrupted. Plus as someone said normies shouldn't and wouldn't understand kek, we shouldn't misrepresent him to idiots.
I don't know but if Jedi can do it, we can too.
I know someone in Australia made their own technical country, recognized and everything. I don't have any sources.
I'm pretty sure this is possible in theory at the least.
Isn't Sup Forums essentially the Church of Kek since it was established here?
>Perhaps kek is wanting to warn us?
you wrote "warm up to us" wrong sempai
Kek wills it.
I suppose the ultimatum is, as said, does kek want us to represent him in the form of an organized system?
Here's your answer senpai
KEK I CALL UPON YOU FOR SOME SWEET DIGITS
bump keep preaching, I want to find out more about the basic tenets.
The Book of Kek must be written
yeah but you don't want Sup Forums's track record associated with a fresh start like this.
Use your head, what happens when the media lenses focus on it?
The whole point is to fabricate it's origins while still operating practically the same way, the more innocent and wholesome it seems, the better.
Keep in mind what you want to attract and what you don't want to attract.
"Do not worship false idols"
"If you meet the Buddha in the road, kill him"
"The Tao that can be named is not the eternal Tao"
We have been warned. Resist the impulse to "legitimize" Kekism. This is a trap that all major religions have fallen prey to.
Hutt River Province?
Organised chaos Ameribro, there is such a thing.
yeah a meme
US big fuckup confirmed yesterday by deez tr3ps
Tenets only can be official by tr3ps , but first we need to roll for tenets
So guys, say your tenets that you think is true
and if you get tr3ps or double dvbs, its approved by the lord ,your god, king of chaos and unity
btw heres the flag
Selling cocaine and weed
But he was part of the ogdoad, no expert but iirc they weren't worshipped as such, rather venerated as fundamental forces. Chaos has always had a representative eg eris, discordia etc
I think that's the one. I vaguely remember hearing about this years ago.
>see captcha
>select palm trees
>palms symbolize paradise
>church in the corner
>wat
just come to american frog land ;) Quebec BAby !
The digits foretell
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Don't be a heretic, praise Kek!
Its a sign!!!!!!
Kek has spoken!!
The outbacks of Australia and the desolate tundras of Canada will be the holy lands for our temples. The two biggest meme countries will be the harbingers of Kek
Just genocide the outback abos and genocide the tundra eskimos and we should be fine.
I wouldn't talk shit if my mouth was full of it.Palms
By Kek you literally just mean perceived downward causation.
That's a scientology level of dissonance.
How about some spiritual philosophy or a way to practice Kekism without dubs?
Making up a bunch of draconian, almost biblical laws may be epic win for you but won't get anyone else to convert.
>Go innawoods
>To Serve Kek
sounds like a win win to me....
Kekromancy**
Everyone should carry around a random number generator so we can always check em
Kek wills it
First tenet
Kek is the lord your god, exalted in chaos, sorcerer of unity, who will bring out of of your cell, house of bond.
Im confused.
This arouses me, but do they expect me to want the milk?
This ad must be for women.
There were threads yesterday about Kek vs Moloch, surely they're in the archive?
I agree, something bad happens when you rely too heavily on luck and numbers (see: pokies machine addicts.)
Do you have any? I only have one focused on genetic stability.
I really want a single one of these Sup Forums-enclave projects to succeed. I don't even care which one. Just one.
Kekus vult.
Without chaos, there can be no order. Through order will chaos arise. Peace will only be certain through chaos that is organized.
Even better, on the off chance Trump doesn't win
have him run for our country
He funds the entire thing and it's infrastructure.
Fuck off you fucking shill fucking leaf fucking shitposting piece of shit. I swear if you post once more about fucking milk i will find you and put you under. Fuck.
Help me write the Book of Kek, Sup Forums.
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Not going to happen until a real badass with real money gets behind one of these, otherwise it's just a bunch of virgins playing at running the world.
I am legitimately claiming Kekism is my religion on the census tomorrow night.
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Kekus Vult
Indeed, checked and praised
Australian bros, you know what to do.
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Not the best example, but the scifags did it...
I think we should avoid a written book
Live in the spirit of Kek
Written rules will just give jews more tools to fuck Kekromancy from the inside
Welp, it's confirmed. Time to do it, lads. Which country do we choose? Should we ask Kek and let him decide through dubs?
Go on britbro
see
Honestly,this. Normies will try and latch on to this.
Roll
Canada, US (Alaska), Australia
Isolation is good for a reason.
T R U M P
Bless me Kek.
Milk.
It'll be burned down, that's what.
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Seconded.
Kekism is my religion.
He is here. We all sense it.
PRAISE!
Then on the 11th, it will be rebuilt, but stronger.
My dubs are the work of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.
Ancient Egyptians would sacrifice the animal the god was based on, to that god. So Anubis cults sacrificed jackals to him, etc.
Should froglegs (semicommon in my region of America) be eaten as part of sacred feasts or should consumption/slaughter of frogs be banned?
First response by dubs decides doctrine.
Jesus confirmed for a fake. Praise Kek!
Be gone, Social Jesus Warrior
I feel as though they'd be a holy food to be eaten to get closer with kek.
The Lord reveals himself in mysterious ways.
Wrong way around, Frogs should be (name for the nation of kek)'s national animal and be protected.
Someone help me with Tenets?
Like communion. Eating the flesh of Kek.
I lean more toward that idea too.
My trips are Kek receiving head from your lord and savior.
>All froggos must be protected
In Shinto offerings are made to the gods of all things
After the offering is made it is shared with the patrons of the shrine
maybe offerings of frogs legs should be share with Kek and the patrons
Shouldn't you be kissing some Mudslime feet right now? Let us do our thing in peace.
LET IT BE KNOWN
THAT ON THE 8th of the 8th month (Australian time)
KEK WAS ESTABLISHED
What this user said However I feel like this should be incorporated as well .
Animals protected unless they are consumed in a ceremony to bring oneself closer to Kek.
Seems like Kek is being triggered by Jesus
No no no. We throw feasts FOR the frogs.
I like this. Plus, only frogs specially meant for the sacrifice should be consumed. Ie., Kek's priest should keep frog farms with Kek's holy symbols etc.
8th day of the 8th month in burgerland as well.
Noted on this very special day.