Get me Laurence Fishburne

>Get me Laurence Fishburne
>Sir, all that's left of the budget is $20 and this Walgreens coupon

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>Shit, we can't spare $20, g-

Should've been Bane in TDKR instead of Tom Manlet

Does he herpes on his lip

I thought Fishburne was already a budget actor.

Sounds like you didn't think at all.

Really?

>there will never be a new SG1 movie/season that isnt shit with Christopher judge going around playing Tealc living in 2017 in the style of a mockumentary and then shit happens like shaun of the dead esque gould invasion
;_;

>wow he was in one indie movie that means he's totally budget, I'll just ignore Man of Steel, Batman v Superman and John wick

Dipshit

Yikes

>We need Vince Vaughn
>But sir all we have is this used dirty asswipe.

>a budget canadian scifi show star didnt translate into american movies.

WOW
O
W

None of the other SG1 actors got much work either

>We need Dane Cook
>But sir, all we have is this used dirty asswipe
>It's important to me that this actor make up stories about 9-11
>Guess we'll be taking that used dirty asswipe to go then

>Teal'C was in TDKR

wait, really ?

Claudia Black transitioned into voice acting and has SG1 and Farscape under her belt.

Amanda Tapping had a stint in Supernatural as well as in Killjoys and has had a major role a year in films.

Richard Dean Anderson kind of moved off acting altogether but he's living comfortably in his pension.

Michael Shanks has been extremely active and now running for five years in another TV show, Saving Hope.

Don S. Davies died.

Teryl Rothery is pretty active too, played Caroline in the recent Bate's Motel.

Ben Browder while active is a lot more low key nowdays. He is getting old as shit though. Played a part in GOTG2 though so there's that.

I don't know, sure, they haven't blockbustered but can't say they've ended up sucking dicks for blow.

Remember when Shanks left SG1 for bigger and better things only to come crawling back a year later?

Mercenary Security #4

>reddit spacing
>reddit punctuation
Fuck off reddit.

Yeah really, did you not see the BIG guy?

>We need one of the Hemsworth brothers as our lead but it'll cost us the rest of our budget
>Don't worry I know just the guy

This guy just starred in adventure kino lost city of z

It's called a list. It's neat.

Whould't you? Though really, that entire arc was bullshit.

He was in TDKR or rather he almost was.

He was gonna be Bane's henchman/sidekick but Judge was deemed to tall next to Hardy.

Why didnt you add the guy with reddit spacing and punctuation?

He slipped past, im a little weary at the end of my shift.

I wish he appeared more in TDKR

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I don't even understand why they went with Hardy, he was so wasted on the role, plus Bane had little credibility as a character.

Did you know only autists like you who obsess over male actors' height complained about this. In the film you can't tell he's a manlet at all.

It's because it's how Hollywood work. They used Hardy because Nolan and Hardy had worked together before.

BASED gb2r poster

>Get me Timothy Olyphant
>Sir, we only have this Transformers contract and a restraining order against Katherine Heigl

>I'm sorry, sir, we couldn't afford James Earl Jones

He was in it.

It looks like he has the JUST eyes without even editing anything

I don't think any casting director has ever said "we need Vince Vaughn".

delete this

>We need a big guy for this role
>Best we can do is a medium sized

He was also on MacGyver:
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I actually prefer Keith David

Yeah, ignore everything he was in too. That way it'll make Matrix and DCEU look high profile in a career!

Yeah, knowing grammar is for faggots.

KEK

>plays irish soldier that grew up in the end of Vitorian Era
>still talks just like Jax
The rest of the movie was fine.

The poster you quoted didn't even talk about his height being a problem. Get out of Sup Forums and go take a breath outside, it's harming your cognitive skills.

He's a big guy from a certain point of view, when he has the high ground.

more like
>I'm sorry sir, but James Earl Jones is 86 years old

I'd have a hard time choosing between JEJ and Keith David though, I like both

Amanda Tapping was in Sanctuary for 4 seasons and does a lot of casual directing for scifi shows and various other projects

Is she Jonathan Frakes with tits?

>watch tdkr opening night at my kino
>eagerly waiting for Judge's role
>1 hr in, ok maybe in later scene
>2 hrs, probably his scene got cut
>Gordon & the cops about to be sentenced to their death
>Batman drops in, finally see Judge's face
>He just had a cameo role as mercenary number ## who got his ass kicked by robin
>tfw expecting a bigger role when he announced it on twitter

>not loving his smooth voice
For some reason I never notice his voice as his own, but I recognise that voice as one I know

I thought that was Lawrence Fishburne in SG1

More like
>holy shit we just found the voice of God

>We need a shooting location for an alien planet
>Already booked your tickets to Iceland, Sir!

Iceland is too expensive.
Let's just use some forest in Canada.

>Get me Keanu Reeves
>All we can afford is this guy
>close enough

I don't think you get how this works. The second line is the punchline and it's supposed to be funny.
You're just writing boring dialogue.

>"I have a plan"
>"Use the Walgreens coupon to bribe Erick Roberts into the role and just use the $20 purchase some cheap blackface"