Van Lente: I am fairly certain that Slapstick's quest to regain his dingus will soon become the most important...

>Van Lente: I am fairly certain that Slapstick's quest to regain his dingus will soon become the most important storyline in the Marvel Universe. Look for The Infinity Dingus next summer.

I'm not much of a cape reader but is Marvel being serious?

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I wish Banner Hulk was still alive. can you imagine an issue that's just Slapstick fighting Hulk, constantly playing tricks n him, getting flattened and re-inflating himself as Hulk gets angrier and angrier?

Slapstick's lack of a dingus has been an important plot point to the character that has been the driving force in his stories for over a decade.

Fucc you o.p. really. Fucc slapsticc

Hey I can understand the epic journey to restore your dick, but this does not deserve an ongoing.

>his does not deserve an ongoing
I vehemently disagree.

I ended up googling the old version. Compare to his hyper realistic version from the Deadpool, it gives off a totally different impression about the whole dick finding thing.

If Slapstick is a living cartoon looking for his dingus than why not simply Commission his dingus from one of the Internet's many porn artists?

His lack of a dick is what caused his descent from mockery of edginess to edginess incarnate. His quest for his dick is, ironically, symbolic of him trying to return to his younger, more naive, and happier self.

I think it's a very relatable story. A good writer could do a lot with it. I'd kill to be able to do that story.

What kind if jerk off asks if marvel is being serious with a comic about a living cartoon called slapstick who carries a giant mallet And is looking for his "dingus"?
Of course they're serious. This is serious shit.

Hulk is dead!?

He should just play patty-cake and see if that works.

wait did his really lose his dick
i dont know anything about this character. what happened?

>Maus
>persepolis
>Slapstick and the mystery of his lost dingus

Yeah, Hawkeye shot him in the face.

He got turned into a living cartoon. Cartoons don't have dicks so as a result, he lost his dick in the transformation.

And in the back

Bruce Banner is dead, he was actually cured of the Hulk when Hawkeye killed him in a BENDIS event

>Cartoons don't have dicks
Maybe not in YOUR cartoons

Original series was Steve Harmon with magical gloves that turns him into Slapstick. As a cartoon he has no dick. In Avengers Initiative he wore the gloves for so long that he couldn't turn back to human anymore.

Oh shit I asked for this in another thread. Did someone fulfill my request or someone else thought of the same thing?

I got it from the thread of another guy fulfilling your request

I saw it, the user who did the edit said it was because someone asked, so it must have been (you)

thx

Too soon

>Hating based Slapstick.

Marvel literally has the best obscure characters out of any company. Prove me wrong. Pro tip, you can't.

You missed a perfect opportunity user. youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A

>implying cartoons dont have dicks
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not a marvel guy but van lente did "quirky and zany" humor right in Archer and Armstrong.

He also did it right in Incredible Hercules.

Your bait here isn't even interesting. "INFINITY DINGUS COULD THIS BE HAPPENING"

Of course it is. This is clearly the next big crossover. This is Phase 5 MCU stuff. Robert Downey Jr's last MCU scene is where he dies, gasping the location of Slapstick's dingus to Bucky-as-Cap, as the final solution to Thanos-tron.

Seriously, get better at Sup Forums before you try bait like this, because this shit has been telegraphed since Phase 1.

Casuals, geez.

i've seen a lot of posts about this charqcter lately, is there a suggested reading list?

So there is a good chance this might be worth reading?

No, he did ham-fisted, inarticulate political humor in Archer and Armstrong.

>Prove me wrong
DC already did.

From how they're describing it, highly unlikely. It completely misses the point of his original run just so he could be a worse Deadpool.

DC's obscures don't compare to Marvel's, they're way too over the top.

>Marvel is going to be changing his gloves blue.

Fuck, now I know how Chris Chan felt.

I don't hate him. I just don't think he is so important that he deserves an ongoing.

His original mini from the 90s is good. The stuff after that I feel misses the point of the character too much.

Literally only the mini he originated from and hopefully this if it turns out any good. My figures are crossed.

I don't think how important they are should factor into it. As long as I get good story at the end of the day the rest doesn't matter. Personally I enjoy when Marvel digs through their old characters. Give me more stuff like Great Lakes Avengers.

yeah i prefer asmus's quantum and woody brand of political humor. but at least for me, i can overlook those since the run so far has been great.

DC's or Marvel's are way too over the top? Because both have those.

Wait. I'm a little lost. He got his powers from his gloves but his gloves eventually became part of him. Deadpool series shows him without gloves so he can change them now. So the gloves which started all his shenanigans in the first place have no more meaning?

DC. Most of the notable ones come from the comics code age and we all know how those turn out.

Diego Olortegui is now the secondary artist for Slapstick instead of the originally announced Mike Norton.

Source: marvel.com/news/comics/26446/marvel_now_hear_this_slapstick

Marvel's best comics are when they're about D and C-listers. A-listers are by the numbers trash made for casuals.

I'll take things like Slapstick, Solo and Foolkiller over yet another goddamn Spider-man ongoing. I'd rather have a new X-man or New Mutants ongoing over another Wolverine or X-men ongoing. The Avengers are at their best when most of their members don't have solo ongoings.

So? A character's original creation doesn't matter when they can be recreated decades later. Grant Morrison's Animal Man is all about that concept.

yeah I don't read Marvel but Archer and Armstrong is really good

The gloves morph to his body. The artists just aren't consistent with what it exactly looks like. Technically Slapstick can look like whatever he wants due to his body being ectoplasm.

WAS THERE A CARTOON FORCE CHARACTER IN MARVEL ALL ALONG

THIS IS SOMETHINF I WANTED

Looks like. Presumably he's absorbed all the powers of the gloves to the point that he can't revert back even without them on.

Van LEnte is pretty funny

Jesus this looks depressing

could someone storytime or upload it and I'll do it
he seems super interesting and I can't find a good copy online

this is retarded how can we ever get some new material once in awhile, id kill for more obscure characters

Basically this

Though being a spider fag myself I'm obligated to complain so humphle humphle not muh Spidey

>we all know how those turn out
You mean how later writers revist them and create amazing stories?

The gloves were just the on/off switch for his powers rather than the source of them. The gloves don't work anymore, so no reason the wear them.

It's kinda a dark humor type of funny/fucked up. Aparently in Mercs for Money Slapstick started to get so depressed that he didn't have a dick that he hired a prostitute to pretend to be his wife and hired some black dude to pretend and be his eight year old son. Only problem was that he got lost inside the fantasy and kept complaining about how his marriage was shit and couldn't afford to take care of his son.

Adsorbed all the powers from a device so he literally needs another device to eject all of it.

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Will that device be a Dragon Dildo?

This is how the gloves works

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Ironic when you consider it's the exact opposite of his original ongoing. It's why modern Slapstick is terrible. I have little to no hope for the upcoming comic.

>Having to live your life as a sentient puddle.

Steve is lucky that doctor was there. That would be one fucked up fate.

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>he got lost inside the fantasy and kept complaining about how his marriage was shit and couldn't afford to take care of his son.

Are they going to address this problem? I hope they do.

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>important
If you want important just stick to Civil War II

whats bad about this?

I actually don't mind the

>Muh edgy gore and realism

In a Slapstick book. So long as they keep Slapstick as a fun loving prankster. As long as they don't change that aspect at it's absolute worse it will be decent.

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I'm pretty sure they already addressed it in Mercs for Money. He ran out of money and couldn't pay them so they left. Then he had a crush on this one girl who was basically the Silence from Doctor Who. Only to find out that she was just tricking him to find her boyfriend or some shit.

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Infinity Dingus sounds pretty tight. Can't wait for Secret Dingus and Dingus Invasion.

>Aunt May's wheat cakes.

Wait, was she selling that shit?!? I've always wanted to know what Aunt May's wheat cakes tasted like.

called a joke senpai

so I can't upload them

here's the page after

delicious probably, she's a renowned homemaker

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this would be so fun to draw

Make 'em yourself.

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Imagine this scene written by a modern Marvel writer.

should I continue?