If you could watch one movie with Vladimir Putin what would you pick?

If you could watch one movie with Vladimir Putin what would you pick?

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Greatest Story Never Told

Team America World Police

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Obviously.

Spirited Away

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I read this as meaning if you could watch one movie and replace one of the characters with Vlad, which would it be, which is a better question, I think.

I'd want to see The Happening, with Putin playing the part of the wind.

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>Marky Mark and company looking into the distance intensely
>cut to a shot of a forest
>trees start swaying
>suddenly Putin comes running out of the woods towards them, flailing his arms around making whooshing noises
>Mark screams "RUN!"
>dramatic music plays as Putin chases a bunch of people across a field

The Thing.

Poor Little White Guy

This. Good fucking movie

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Hedgehog in the Fog

which one?

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2001: A Space Odyssey

I'll watch this shit. I hope it's good or I'll kick your monkey arse all over this fucking place.

all is quiet on the western front or tree of life

I had no idea he'd ever starred in anything

Rocky IV

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No it's good. Really comfy postwallkino

Really disappointing that Putin didn't understand Dr. Strangelove at all.

He responded to it with a generic "how prophetic" and clearly didn't understand that it was black ironic comedy although I'm not sure if that could be a cultural barrier.

A language barrier too. I can just imagine it coming across weird reading the subtitles of a translated movie from another culture, especially one that was so.. yeah

Like the fluids stuff probably just made him go wtf

Somebody call Hollywood

hi

Spies Like Us

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Fail-Safe

how is the entire thread not discussing this potential kino

He understood perfectly it for the overrated trash it is.

Die Hard

Stalker in Russian with no subtitles
I've seen it so many times I don't need them and I wouldn't want to impair his viewing. It's simply a film that I'd love for him to see.

I'd like The Young Pope with Putin

I like how even the fagboy has his fist ready for a fight. Maybe fagboys are alright after all

MacGruber

Lost in Translation. Tells a lot about a person if they like Lost in Translation or not

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