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Good to see Sweden is still on the forefront of accepting aliens into their country.

>1 inch blade
>not enough to hit a vital organ
>not enough to pierce a lung

otherwise known as how to turn a rape into a murder

How are you meant to use that effectively?

>not just getting a palm knife

That would be 1,5 inch
What if i slice your throat?

DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY
YOU WON'T LIKE IT WHEN I'M ANGRY

LOL

Checkmate crime!

Also called the friendsknife.
Disguised legal

What if you just carried a real knife?

Illegal desu
Will be ilegal

Looks about as dead as an actual key without the door-opening.

>See faggot blade
>See ASSA key
>Has to be a Swede
Yep, it's a fucking Swede. That is one meme blade right there, famarino.

Dem digits. Carrying anything that can or has the intent to harm others in Sweden is a no no. Basically, self defense with anything more than "reasonable" hitting is punishable.
>dfw living in a meme country

*deadly

Its strong, thicc grip

So how is a concealed blade not illegal?

Carry a blade without a good reason is illegal here and I do it whenever I leave the house, never had a problem.

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where did everything go wrong norse brethren

That's a cute letter opener Sven

Where you do live that you need to carry a blade?

Get a life m8 bin that knife

Dont listen to that fag. He is cucked beyond salvation.

Meth capital of Australia.

I started when I used to go down to Melbourne regularly, because of the black cunts.

Im the ~~~~~

That's mall ninja tier
Its better to attach razor blades to a baseball cap
>palm knife
I actually just bought one for my sis since its legal to carry here and she's too scared to carry a regular knife because she thinks some nigger will take it from her and use it on her.
I have to say, its pretty /k/omfy. Want to have a custom one made that's a bit bigger, preferably just under the carry length limit, which is five inches

>77333

Not fixing it.....

That thing is illegal, I will report you to the swedish authorities you dirty gangster scum

forgot pic
Only thing that sucks is that the sheath is garbage.

>Literally suucking up hollywood memes....

Potential.
Is she savvy?

You only need 3 inches of blade if you need to put someone down. When I worked in security, some chink slapped one of our entrance guards on the heart with a palm knife, missed the dudes heart by a few inches off to side but apparently deep enough to reach his heart if he actually had aimed in the right spot.

bloody oath m8

take it out of the sheath you tease.

Concealed blades are illegal. You can carry a pocket knife for good intentions, like a multi tool/Swiss army knife. See our laws in the link below.

>Citing the law
>Cucked
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harder than you might think. bet you couldnt even get through my jacket

>don't talk to me or my wife's son's knife ever again

it's pig disgusting, the first fixed blade I owned, had it for about 10 years

underneath is my edc

Here in burger land we have a thick outer layer of blubber that protects our greased up innards, so you need all the length you can get
>tfw saw something similar to pic related on amazon a couple days ago
>custom push dagger
>4.75 inches, legal for my state without permit
>only $100
> didn't buy it
>went back to look for it for pic
>they aren't selling it anymore
Sad

noice, looks like it could cut and stab things, that's all you really need from a knife.

No teasing

Looks like a movie prop

What are you gonna do with that little piece of shit? Hijack a plane?

I'm not surprised you think so given the "knives" you're allowed to own.

You better handle it or u might brick yourself

Btw why dont u put some smartphone prtscr on it so it looks like an old flipphon

That's smaller.than your dick Sven

>Gas mask
A nu Cheeki Breeki

wtf i hate keys now

Swedes have been racemixing that much already that they've turned into a bunch of greenskinned orcs?

may god help us all

I'm calling the cops on you for owning that evil anti-baby assault sniper. Consequences will never be the same.

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Noice

Whats that?

We can see your baby hands. Take off your dads mask and gtfo underage

Look close nigga

Its very comfy :0

Pic*

Thicc

kek, nordic plebs

I respect norwegians and funlanders :DDDD

but jesus christ Sven you couldn't even stab through shit with that let alone slash something lmao

State permit for a fuckin knife? Which state?

Might as well just carry a sturdy pen. You'd be able to stab deeper with it.

I had this as a child, how can you cucks be so proud about owning a toy?

I like this image.

Nigga I wouldn't use that blade for anything beyond cleaning dirt out from under my nails. Bitch ass knife.

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Why not just get a mini swiss knife? It's actually useful and cute. I got the one I use 10 years ago, I use it all the time.