pic related is true story
Spurdo thread
Elijah Ward
Matthew Howard
Yeah that story is really retarded and obviously involves a russian and a finn. Who else would be stupid enough to die during a sauna championship
Thomas Reyes
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Ayden Bennett
I suppose killing an Ivan indirectly is like a badge of honour for Finns.
Ian Lewis
kek
Zachary Gomez
Just read about it.... what a fucking retard
Gavin King
>what a fucking hero
ftfy
Juan Robinson
>what a fucking champion
Ftfy
Ethan Miller
The winner of that competition almost died too. He was revived after nearly drowning in pussy
Xavier Ward
>He was revived after nearly drowning in pussy
Kek. I fucking love you Finns
Liam Lopez
>what a fucking retard
He won you spineless cuck.
Jonathan Taylor
true chambion :DDDDDDD
Alexander Rodriguez
No he didnt he couldnt leave on his own so the championship passed to another guy
Justin Miller
>sauna championships
>ku klux klan vs refugees man in Lahti
>black man vs excavator
Why is my country a meme
Hunter Flores
One by one be the russians gone.
Jordan Morgan
adleasd he didn'd die :D :D
rus cannot tage head mabey should hab stay oud from sauna X-DDDDDDDDDD
Gabriel Thomas
This was part of the "World Sauna Championships" and literally every single winner in the Male category was a Finn.
>pic related
They stopped it after the guy in OP image died. Here are the rules:
>The starting temperature is 110 degrees Celsius. Half a liter of water will be poured on the stove every 30 seconds.
>Use of alcohol is prohibited prior to and during the competition.
>Competitors must wash themselves beforehand, and remove any creams and lotions.
>Competitor must sit erect, their buttocks and thighs on the bench.
>Ordinary swimsuits must be used. Pant legs in men's swimsuits may be up to 20 centimeters long, and women's shoulder straps may be up to 5 centimeters wide.
>Hair that reaches the shoulders must be tied into a ponytail.
>Touching the skin and brushing is prohibited.
>Competitors must not disturb each other.
>At the request of the judges, competitors must show that they are in their senses with a thumbs up.
>Competitors must be able to leave the sauna unaided to qualify.
>A breach of the rules results in a warning. >Another one results in disqualification.
>The last person leaving the sauna unaided is the winner.
So you can sit there until you're literally cooked enough to not be in your senses and you'll lose because you couldn't do a thumbs up.
Top kek
Landon Nguyen
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Jason Murphy
fuck off with you're unfunny shit finnish memes you're not even finnish you're not impressing anhyone with your imported memes
Noah Gray
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Asher Evans
They'll sweat'em out!
Jacob Gutierrez
>russian guy and finnish guy both pass out after 6 minutes at 110 degrees C
>both literally dragged out of the sauna suffering 3rd degree burns and heavy trauma
>finnish guy survives resuscitation, russian doesn't
>finnish guy disqualified becuase he didn't leave the sauna on his own
You can't make this shit up
Colton Kelly
/r/ing the one with the recruits clothing over time. Have seen it once but didn't save and can't find it anymore
Matthew Evans
Gondola is fucking gay
Make spurdo great again
Hudson Richardson
fuck off newfag
Logan Myers
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David Williams
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Elijah Carter
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Grayson Butler
Thanks mane, you win my interwebz today
Cooper Perry
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Justin Gutierrez
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Jack Wood
It's a good meme
David Reyes
This made me laugh harder than it should have.
Owen Perez
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Jaxson Nguyen
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William Gutierrez
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Gabriel Ross
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Parker Rivera
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Jayden Miller
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Gabriel Howard
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Connor Johnson
oh fug :DDDDDD
Angel Fisher
>The starting temperature is 110 degrees Celsius
>Celsius
>not fahrenheit
>above boiling point
HOW DO THEY SURVIVE DIS
Luke Cruz
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Brody Wood
oh fug :DDDDDD
Blake Campbell
I'm sorry you feel that way
Christian Adams
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Matthew Anderson
What does it say in Ingrish?