Peter, my yoga class was cancelled, could you help your dear old aunt stretch?

>Peter, my yoga class was cancelled, could you help your dear old aunt stretch?

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>52
Nope

>Don't do it Peter
what did she mean by this

I thought I told you to knock first

What are you, fucking gay?

wu-what's goin on aunt may

why are all tripfags such faggots?
Roobey > Krager

no, just a massively fat autistic tripfag

I still like that they animated the cum

Aunt May, did you get your hand stuck in the sink again?

who opens a door like this?

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Sexy womenz

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>I just wanted to say... good luck, we're all counting on you

>cleavage moisture

Nasty, never should've been cast as Aunt May

Haha EPIC! I love Airplane even though I'm only 22 years old. Comedies were so much better back in the day. Now everything is just SJW and quips.

Haha ROFL! I love airplane even though I'm 7 and everything today is bad, I was born in the wrong generation!

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Haha what if aunt May snuck into your room every night go check up on you and when she did she put her hand down your pants go check if you were growing like a healthy boy should but secretly she liked doing it because she was incredibly lonely and once in a while she would do it for longer than normal and bite her lip and salivate just a little at the thought of her young nephew finding out haha wouldn't that be wild

>But Aunt May, you've already been stretched out by that baboon you were with last night.

Raimi does it again!

haha dude my cynical ironic humor is so edgy, I follow all the dank nihilist meme pages on facebook and everything

>Haha EPIC!
Cringe

It's makeup. These women literally cover every visible part of their skin in an inch of makeup when they go anywhere with photographers.

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>Cringe
Cringe

Thanks for reminding me I've been here way too long

ohhhhhhh shit

Asking the real questions

LOL! Don't I know it! My mom's been watching that and I've been ROCLMVTO* all day!

*rolling on the cervix laughing my vestigial tail off

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I hope she shows her pussy

Its a prerequisite of being a tripfag

She looks really good for 52

the dumbest fucking shit.

>You're doing great, my friend is coming over as well Peter, mind staying in for the night?

Krager is the most insignificant "troll"/"attention whore" in Sup Forums.

You got to assume that a "tripfag" would be at least care about his reputation, thus he would try to make his persona unique, but he doens't since he's a troll.

But here's the thing. the premise of being a troll in the interwebz is to not let people know that you are one, here we can see how Krager tries to be a contrarian in a obvious provocative way to get attention, making us lurkers realise what a farse this "tripfag" is, because considering objectively the intentions of your actions you aren't capable of doing them properly.

Krager "The Insignificant Sup Forums Tripfag"

This will never be funny

hi Krager

holy fucking shit, what the fuck is wrong with you

Reminds me of Summertime Saga

nigga, you clearly just got Kragered!

>the most stereotypically old Marvel character is younger than my mom
Am I old or is this beyond shit casting?

im just waiting for all th costanza/tomei posting in spiderman threads

even ugly women with shit bodies look good when they are riding you and you are looking up at them with their titties bouncing in your face.

r u gay?

Well...it is a New52

I'll explain Sneeds suck and fuck if someone explains this to me

It's already been explained

it's from an incest porn

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i already know about the lawsuits

>tfw she had a role in The Toxic Avenger

lol mad white boi musta gotten cucked

>STILL CAN'T FUCK THE SISTER
>STILL CAN'T FUCK THE SCHOOL SLUT
>STILL CAN'T FUCK THE MOM AND AUNT
PATERON IS FUCKING CANCER

Actually Aunt May, I promised my friend Harry a massage

Bro you can fuck the aunt sis and mom

Fuck right off

>You're getting your spider sense tingled, kid.

Jesus Raimi.

Shit, that story had me pretty invested and then BAM

hah arent you the same guy from the wonder woman thread?

Not with these disgusting hairy pits biatch.

Why did they pick such unfitting actors for this movie?? This is supposed to be Peter's old gray haired Aunt for Christs sake

Because the Peter & Aunt May sex scene has to be pure kino

But Peter is like 16 or something, that means his parents should be around 40 or something, even making his aunt and uncle older than his parents should put them around 50.

Also aunt May is Peter's real mother. She had sex with his father, got pregnant, tried to hide it and said it's Ben's but Ben said his sterile. Then she abandoned the child and Richard and Mary Parker took him to raise.

It's canon.

What's some aunt porn kino? Everything is mom or step-mom, my mom is fucking gross though.

Wait, what lawsuits lol