Sup Forums girls/boys you would date if they were real?

Sup Forums girls/boys you would date if they were real?

Isn't she like 14, user?

I'd probably go for Shaggy Rogers.

CHAT NOIR

Well an aged up version.

You're just waiting for someone to post that Star wouldn't date you

Literally this

I'm planning to cosplay Cat Noir

Will I get groped?

Yes
By me

>Isn't she like 14, user?
OP confirmed underage. Please leave OP, this site is for 18+ years of age only.

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Any of them, as long as they'd be willing to stay.

Oh, you know.

I'm not gonna say it, but you know.

>can't even guess your gender from this
I hate Sup Forums

>an aged up version of star
>when her current 14 year old self is as tight as a atomic vice grip
>long before she is spelunked with 10 mexican injections
Get a load of this megapleb

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FOR HUG, NOT FOR FUG

OP said date, who said anything about fugging

I want to cuddle and watch TV with her and listen to her talk about pointless shit for hours

i wish star had a peepee

You're a creep man.

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Women can be impregnated since the first blood at 11-years-Old, Star is adult in biology terms.

That's creepy dude.

>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/facebook/

I'd invite her over to just veg out on my bed and binge watch shit on the laptop.

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>tfw all I want is a gf who will laze around with me, maybe we can work on art of play video games in the same room and have idle chat
>Girls all get mad when you aren't constantly planning stuff and going out

T'would be a dream come true.

imma date, fuck, impregnate, and marry Star. And theres nothing you can do about it. She's all mine :)

This. I don't even care about fugging that much. I just want someone I can be bored with.

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Oh you silly vanilla... you have no idea!

Fuck off Marco your not even real

Fuck off you piece of shit i'm gonna do those things, not you

aged up star would still be bubbly but more chill

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Um, is...is that a boy or a girl?

She seems like she would be exausting. I would prefer someone more low energy.

Young forever

notgaynotgaynotgaynotgaynotgay

A boy.

Huh. From what show?

Cory in the House, obviously.

What a busta.

>Morrigan has sex with you
>You die, but your soul lives on in eternal bliss

Thats only in Udon. Not canon to the games.

>high heels

Star vs. the Forces of Evil.

>On the comics and cartoons board
>Complain about comics and cartoon canon

Hey, I wouldn't complain. Being a magic bat that clings to her boobies, mentally still believing that I'm having sex with her for all eternity? Sign me up.

Just saying, Udon does its own thing.

Eww, he has a dick!
Are you a girl?
Please be in London.

Op said girls/boys. So you shouldn't act surprised there's dick

Cute! Cute!

If I met a real life, slightly toned down, obviously older, version of her, I would love to date them

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Do you think I'm able to maintain a fucking relationship with someone else?

But user. You tend to fuck when you are in a relationship. Hell, most girls are the ones that actually pursue the fucking. So maybe she will try to convince you of fucking and you will fall for it. A lot of kisses, hand holding and then shit everywhere.

L-lewd!

My motives are pure, you can't demonize me if she's the one who wants to fug

Marcy is my girl.

>implying I would know anything about replationships

Also from what I've seen the majority of girls are either sexually repressed or only get horny twice a month

At least half the women you normally date are interested in having sex with their men. At least for a few months they are very insistent about that: "Hey, mmm... sooo... when are we gonna have sex?" Specially virgin girls. They also tend to be slightly submissive while fucking.

No they are not.

And how do you know so much?

I'm you dad, Boco. I'm apologizing for it.

When you comin' home, dad?

When I finished apologizing to everyone for bringing you into this planet.

Well, we'll get together then, dad.

You know we'll have a good time then.

Marceline. Phite me.

Fine. I'll bite.

My nigga

Best gf material in the whole show
Why are girl-next-door's best girls?

14-15 less than 17.

You people are fucking disgusting.

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B-But user. That's me. That's literally me.

Where'd you get that picture, etc etc.

but i don't want to date you

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Callie Briggs.
The Puma Girls.
Maybe Toph is she were aged.
that one chick from silverhawks.
the chick from moonbeam city.

My autistic girlfriend is literally peridot.

Is she really? What qualities do they have in common?

They both are green

She should get that looked at.

>tfw I have a friend who is similar to Peridot
>Peridot is even her favorite character
>I'm too emotionally broken to form a connection to her

Get so jealous when others know people who are essentially, or similar to, my waifus.

If it was possible, why the fuck no?

He might kill you?

Similar only goes so far. There's a reason waifu is just a fantasy.

YES

Ask yourself why you're so outraged. Could it be because you're attracted to teenagers just like everyone else but you can't face it? Hmmmmmm?

Details, that romance will be great for the 5 seconds it will last.

bump

Her

>Sup Forums girls/boys you would date

nooope..

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Is that Lena Dunham?

Fuck yeah

Its because hes not a fucking Pedophile like you.

Assuming shes 20+ then yes.