They're the highest quality razors in the world, you can slit your wife's throat

>They're the highest quality razors in the world, you can slit your wife's throat

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>Patton Oswalt, he told me "I think the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy"
>You disagree with that?
>Yeah, it was the raping

Who has a club made with shaving razors? Do people even go to that? Its a fucking razor, what benefits can it have?

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

SHE GOT CUT BY A FUCKIN SORCERER

AY-RAB

Well, a sharp enough razor can get rid of more hair in less time so that's less irritation to your skin in the long run. I think.

It feels like there's a YAK on my chest!

>When there's sumthin strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?

>GHSSTPHHHBUSTHLRSS!

A BIG JUICY COCK

>It's got Heavy Duty Grilling Grates

CHICKEN

$15

Norm needs to rock this aesthetic and quit dying his hair black and caking himself in makeup

It's all part of the great game, pleb

No more dry meat

>we need to kill this Hitler guy
>hes been dead for like 50 years
>huh, i didnt realize he was sick

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...

He tinks it over the net! I've never seen anything like it!

>I'M IN THE DESERT
>I COULD STICK MY HEAD OUT OF MY CAR WINDOW
>AND I WILL REACH MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU DO WITH YOUR SHOW

Was the prank call on Super Dave the best moment in the podcast?

>thanks for calling in Dave...
I didn't call in, asshole!

THIS IS YOUR LIFE!!

this guy's a real jerk!

superdave is unironically the best guest norm has had

I was fucking crying when he was telling the story about the midget on that late night show

His book was Margret Atwood awful and his latest Netflix special was meh to a couple of good jokes.

oryx and crake was good you nigger

Rere norm

youtube.com/watch?v=TdDeaARsI4Y

Oryx and Crake was like watching a car crash, you just couldn't look away; but the cliff hanger ending and two followup garbage novels were pure shit and a waste of my time.

Anyways, Norm's memoir is closer to Alias Grace anyways

norm was atwood's ghostwriter for years, look it up

>rare
>400k views

:thinking:

Someone hook me up with some normkino

Norm MacDonald has an IQ way above genius. For entertainment he reads the bible and the books of dostoevsky, among other even more obscure authors. Explain that atheists

Why did the moron throw the clock out the window?

youtube.com/watch?v=pbnJFQ5pnog

Well uhh... this is a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!

A pair of gold bracelets

damn she looks like every hebrew school hottie i ever lusted after

i firmly believe superdaves the funniest man alive

with norm plus his appearance on comedians in cars plus any other interviews you find

then playing marty funk

youtube.com/watch?v=qUQMYumUgYI

when he calls in to the norm golf show

he just kills every single time

>the bible and the books of dostoevsky, among other even more obscure authors
Are you mentally challenged or just an underage youth?

Anyone else overwhelmingly depressed the podcast is dead? Only have clips now :(

its a meme u dip

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David Brenner makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like Burbank

>hes getting raped by the devil

kek

holy fuck i hate todd glass

the only famous comedian who cant tell a joke

im sure he didnt get to being the C comic he is by being a gay jew

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giv nazi gf