Cartoon Network just post this on Their Facebook

Cartoon Network just post this on Their Facebook

>Jeff is cancer

KEK

Sweet. What are you, OP?

>I get stuck with Stephen

Fuck you, I wanna be Darkwing Duck.

thanks for the new reaction image

How should I feel about having Mordecai?

Beat me to it.

Shouldn't one of the PPGs be Cancer?

>stuck with betacai
Makes sense, but it still hurts.

>making Finn a pisces
Fuck off

Like a bitch.

Like an angry woman

No TTG should be since it's 30% of their daily programming.

ice bear fuck yeah? where are my ice bears?

>Leo

Oh for fucking fuck sakes!!!! Fuck this shit!!! Fuck this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you fucking hear me?!?!! Fuck this shit!!!! Fick Steven Universe!!! Such a colassal peice of shit show!!!

I have nothing in common with a Gem Birth Defect of an offspring!!!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Bubbles is a Scorpio

>Resourceful, brave, passionate, stubborn, a true friend
>Distrusting, jealous, secretive, violent

That is obviously Buttercup. C'mon, CN.

Are we going on which constellation the Sun was actually in when we were born, or the fake-but-far-more-popular "zodiac signs"?

If it's the former, I'm a Capricorn, but if it's the latter, I'm an "Aquarius."

They're called polar bears dingus.

You can't expect the people who made this to watch an irrevelant show that was made years ago when you have the more up to date reboot of it.

Holla.

>Mordecai is a Virgo
>Virgo is a virgin

He's the only one I knew to be entirely accurate, his birthday is canonically March 14th.

Though it doesn't really say whether or not this thing is going by when the characters were born or if its just which personality traits fit or something.

They know nothing of the zodiac. Of all the characters, Bubbles is the worst choice for Scorpio.

>got panda

it could be worse

Here's a better version

The PPG are triplets.

>Me
>Cancer
Nah.
>Brother
>Virgo
That fits him perfectly.

Huh, yeah that does make it pretty obvious then.

>Mordecai
>Virgo

Jesus

Huh, I got Robin
...But it's TTG Robin
...Is this good?

>Got Gumball

Dunno how to feel

>stuck with either Virgo or Libra

could be worse

Why did they make up half the list with PPG and WBB? Because they're the newest shows CN has?

>Grizz
I like Grizz but I feel like I have more in common with Panpan

Robin is clearly an Aries, Grizz is a Leo, Ice Bear a Capricorn, Panda a Pisces. Bubbles is a Sagittarius, Buttercup a Scorpio. I'd place Mordecai in Aquarius and Finn in Gemini. Steven is clearly a Cancer. Blossom is perfect. I don't know the others.

>Grizz
I like Grizz but I feel like I have more in common with Panpan

Actually, Finn is extremely unlikely to be a Pisces due to the natural shift in astrology signs and dates over a long enough timeline. As a matter of fact, depending on just how far flung into the future Adventure Time is / how much magic happened, it's possible that their constellations are totally different anyway.

Muh nigga

>Robin as Gemini

oh fuck off I couldn't even get someone I liked

Just another reminder that the tropical zodiac is for literal retards...

According to all the fb posts about us Geminis we all have BPD so I'm going to say no.

>Steven

I think I'm gonna be sick.

>Just
I remember this picture from months ago

>I got Polar Bear
I don't even like that show. Eat a dick, CN. I've outgrown you.

>I'm Bubbles

>Panda
>Taurus
As a person, I'm embarrassed.
But it's also probably accurate.

dammit I got stuck with Blossom either doing a gaping fish face, or the kind of look that says "I just took a ton of Acid"

>mfw Scorpio

Not that the other options besides Aries look any better.

>Born in the same day
>Have different zodiac signs
But HOW?

>implying they aren't all cancer

Slow

I'm still a Libra in both Sidereal and Tropical dating systems, but a Virgo according to the IAU system

what makes the Tropical system so bad anyways?

>Gumball

What does it mean, Sup Forums?

> Pisces is Finn

Even Cartoon Network knows that I am a beta.

i'm still a virgo in all three

>25% puffs
>25% bears
this doesn't seem well thought through

>tfw I'm best bear, Ice Bear

>bubbles

>still Aquarius in all 3
Looks like 17 is my lucky number
Also, Aquarius Master Sign

Good reaction image fodder.

To be frank, the Buttercup one actually looks good

>Gumball

I am ok with this

literally my first thought as soon as I saw this thread

Here!
Ice Bear is best bear

Pls user, Bears are inoffensive.
At most the worst you can say about them is that they're boring,

>Virgo
>Mordecai
>/r9k/ bird edition
>okay.png

They're all nonsense, but the Tropical system is based off of the sky the Ancient Greeks saw (possibly older). The only problem with that is that the skies move due to the Earth's axial shift. Sidereal is a meme by people trying to be scientific about their hocus pocus; it represents the skies today.

Looks like he's blushing

>He_sees_your_dick.png

>perpetuating astrology(pure stupidity)

>tfw Gemini in sidereal and IAU
>tfw cancer with a Gemini influence in tropical

i guess i'm always meant to be a moody conflicted crab

>Bubbles
Blossom is obviously the best Powerpuff

Though they're all terrible if we're going by the new show's standards

>Stuck with SJW Universe.

Fuck.

I literally don't know how I should feel about this.

>Capricorn is Buttercup
How does my life just keep falling into place like this?

...

>still stuck with the shitty fish in all 3

poor mordo forever alone

>Just another reminder that the...zodiac is for retards

:^)

GODDAMMIT WHY AM BUBBLES

But it's fun

Sidereal - Taurus
Tropical - Gemini
IAU - Taurus

I always thought I was just a Gemini. Most of my family are Tauruses and my ex was a Taurus. I fucking hate Tauruses. Not like it matters, I'm only barely fit my Western Zodiac designation. My Chinese Zodiac is pretty much spot on, though -- Fire Rabbit.

>Buttercup

Eh it's ok I guess

>im NO ME GUSTA Bubbles

Why do you hate fun?

Aries Taurus Aries
Im a stubborn hate sandwich

...

>Sidereal - Leo
>Tropical - Leo
> IAU - Leo

Feels good

I got Betacai?

...Welp.

Mine's the same no matter what so whatever man.

...

haha was literally just about to post "great, cartoon network confirmed i'm a slut"

...

Great I get Finn.


Ah well at least I'm not Morticai.

More, please.

...

You say that, but he's been inside more women than most of Sup Forums.

...

Libra blossom

Fuck why'd it have to be the new ppg

Anyone else here Libra

>be Virgo
>get Betacai

JUST

You're none of those things. You're chart is a better depiction, not three unrelated tables.

For the record, you rarely outwardly resemble your sun sign. You're far more likely to fit you're rising sign's stereotypes.

>shitty new powerpuff girls get 3 reps

shit list

Other Libra here. Hey, atleast it's not TTG.