We've had a metric fuckton of horror and gore porn flicks but nothing that even comes close to the level of a decent creepypasta.
Why are there no good spooky movies?
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Nathan Wood
I'm with you OP. Where is the film equivalent of this?
Landon Brown
Maybe it's because really spooky things make you imagine them in first person.
Movies in first person just don't really work.
Not to mention the special effects issues.
Christian Nguyen
I always thought the creepypasta Dust would make a great short film.
Juan Morgan
Jacob's Ladder is spoopy.
Grayson Bailey
The internet was a mistake
Hunter Hughes
>when third world preteens try to think of something scary
Chase Reed
Landon Garcia
>>>>>>>>decent creepypasta
Blake Adams
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Caleb Mitchell
such a good movie
Connor Adams
>I didn't even have time to eat fires
Kevin Adams
I love that it sets you up to expect some sort of hum-drum horror but then it takes things in a subtler and spookier direction.
Nolan Roberts
chapstick
Wyatt Fisher
Watch more movies.
Here's a good one.
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Jaxson Flores
>we will never get this adapted by John Carpenter using practical effects
why live?
Tyler Jenkins
>implying
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There are plenty well written ones, you just have to look
Henry Flores
How can you stand to listen to someone else read these? I never understood the appeal of audio books.
Ethan Thompson
most horror movies suffer from the same pitfall. Once the monster or ghost is revealed it loses everything that made it scary.
What is truly scary is ambiguous horror. This is because the feeling of being scared is in itself rooted in your own subconscious and not in the physical. Things unknown are much spookier than things known.
I find that plebs that like horror generally don't see it this way and actually need a fully fledged monster or ghost to be scared. But this provides only a short superficial scare. Good horror is something that lingers around in your mind and makes you fill in the blanks. it never has a true resolution or reveal.
To me this is obvious with the split between people who think Lake Mungo is a movie where nothing happens and isn't scary in the slightest and people who think it's the most terrifying film of all time.
Tyler Brown
Most terrifying film of all time is a pretty big stretch even if you do like it.
Owen Smith
I won't say the entire movie is that great, and there certainly is a lot of not much happening, but that particular scene scared me like no other scene ever has a stayed with me for a long time. and the not much happening scenes really help add to the realism of it all.
Kevin Wood
The Last Wave
Jackson Gutierrez
It's just like someone telling you a story. Did your mom not tell you bedtime stories user? :(
John Parker
They're best when there are a number of different readers taking the different character parts. rather than the same person affecting different ones.
Mason Davis
That's true
Cameron Taylor
>find an abandoned Mcdonalds filled with mutilated corpses
>throw up into a garbage can filled with more corpses
>"Wew Zack! We're pretty hungry though huh, let's go around the corpses and grab a burger and fries my dude. Haha I'm lovin' it!"
Jack Reed
>Summerfags that don't get satire.
holy shit you plebs, I bet none of you redditors even know who was phone
Jackson Anderson
>so Zack pulled out his gun and shot at it
Jayden Wright
What's that one series of pastas that all start with odd instructions like "In X city go to X hotel and give the concierge a king card from a deck of bicycle playing cards and follow as they lead you to a plain red door" or something and usually ended up going to some kind of extra dimensional location or different plane?
John Thomas
Fucking brilliant.
Brody Lee
That sounds actually creepy.
Ryder Garcia
Never seen this mungo but you sound retarded
Nolan Young
It's because the written media is inherently superior to movies, particularly when it comes to horror.
David Howard
The Holders series
Gabriel Jenkins
The scariest movies aren't horror movies
Jayden Gonzalez
Creepypastas arent spooky unless you're 10 years old
Christopher Watson
No offense, OP, but I highly doubt you've seen enough horror movies to be a fair judge of this.
Robert Rogers
Thanks friend, it's been a while
Jaxson Baker
>when americans try to meme
Ayden Howard
Penpal is the shit.
Christian Flores
CGI ruined horror genre.
Juan Wright
Are we just throwing up random pictures with our posts now?
Christopher Brooks
music videos are thousand times more creepy than horror films because music videos won't explain the disturbing images they show to you. A horror film will, and that is the moment it becomes non-scary
Dominic Kelly
Session 9 is the spookiest movie I've seen.
Evan Phillips
They and The Return are creepkino
Zachary Allen
The original Woman in Black is quite creepy; in some places, absolutely terrifying.
Evan Adams
Nice. Any recs for good and recent pastas? Seen all the famous/imfamous ones already
Ryder Fisher
i love this more and more each time i read through
Adrian Bennett
A lot of people only appreciate the subtle terror of being unable to find time to eat fries, but overlook the surrealist horror that permeates the story throughout, from the car that needs "a rest" because it was out of gas (despite there being backup gas in the trunk all along) all the way to the abnormally long newspaper headline. It really is a masterwork of its genre.
Elijah Bailey
That pic is abosolutely kino
Parker Bennett
kek
Leo Lewis
Patrician taste
Ryan Ward
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this and the signalman from 1976 are spook kino however it doesnt feel right to watch them in the summer, for sure best in autumn/winter
Brayden Bell
>this fucking post
>when you know the user is an underage faggot
Liam Rogers
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Jaxon Cook
I've been meaning to check out those MR James adaptations for awhile. I love his stories, but yeah, feels like more of a fall/winter deal.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Didn't jump once, this isn't spooky!
Kevin Robinson
>phone
Phone like a mobile?
Oliver Green
Estonian folklore is kino horror
Ian Hill
that fucking ending
Michael Hughes
mothman was pretty good, though it had some flaws
most horror from japan is top notch too
Noroi fucked me up.
Jason Johnson
What more do you expect from the inspiration of Silent Hill? Speaking of inspirations of Silent Hill, Twin Peaks is capable of being eerie at times. Actually all of David Lynch's work kinda count, especially that diner conversation in Mulholland Dr.
Jacob Hall
Psychosis is complete shit. I'd place Pale Luna there instead
Charles Cruz
>Doesn't think Blair Witch Project is the direct predecessor to creepypastas
Lucas Hill
Anyone help me with this? Horror movie about that large forest in japan where a lot of people go to commit suicide. Remember seeing a trailer of it and looked aight. Anybody know the name or if it's even worth watching?
David Martinez
>Woman in Black
can you precise which one, poster maybe? IMDB has several results
Luke Anderson
He specified the original (1989) version
Robert Morgan
AHMARGHARD STROBES ARE SCARY
Liam Diaz
Is it as good as the play? Because the play is fucking awesome.
Chase Baker
You mean spooky tales didn't exist before then?
Ayden Martin
I think he meant it was a direct descendant of creepypastas. Along with urban legends of course
Benjamin Young
That's straight out of a T. Ligotti short story.
Creepypasta? More like COPYpasta, ammarite?
Wyatt Gray
99% of creepypastas are a direct copy of something else.
98% a direct copy of something better.
Adam Reyes
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Can any movie replicate this level of creepy?
Caleb Evans
It's shot horrow stories, but this guy made the best short scary stories/narration I've seen in Youtube.
I really, really recommend you check at least this video out. Try to just focus on the story and images (Severla times I listened but was looking at other tabs and had to go back to listne better)
Listne to these stories on the video and come back to me if they don't spook you a little bit.
Jaxon Garcia
>How did McDonald's end up like this?
Alexander Thompson
How can you get scared BY READING i'll never understand
Josiah Ortiz
Spoopy Forest
Benjamin Myers
>CGI ruined film.
Fixed that for you
Best sci-fi? Done without CGI
Best fantasy? Done without CGI
Best action? Done without CGI
Best animation? Done by people who draw, not processors that render
CGI and digital filming are the last stages for kino, my friends. The next frontier is VR unfortunately. The best movies have already been made and there is nowhere else for the medium to go.
Gabriel Rodriguez
>in my days, everything was better
simmer down grandpa
Adrian Collins
32 years old my friend. Hopefully you aren't much younger. I would hate to have to discard your opinion. And all those great movies I am talking about are older than either of us.
Nathan Brooks
illiterate amerifat detected
Chase Cook
eh, it was okay, not spooky though
Gavin Turner
There's more than one. Grave Halloween and The Forest. Plus one or two more.
Matthew Hall
The best readers on YouTube incorporate audio FX / music with a good reading voice to really get you immersed.
I used to listen to them in bed before I went to sleep, creates a really spooky atmosphere.
MrCreepyPasta is the best no doubt, makes sense why he's the most popular one on YouTube.
Zachary Phillips
32 is ancient, pops. Take your heart medicine, I'm sure cinema will do fine without your dated opinions and practical effects.
David Bailey
I'll try this person, as long as they aren't total shill, I have a ranking
Really fucking weird shit tier but fucking mouthbreather bored voice(but doesn't shill) :
Beyond Creepy
Generally okay, low key, but has "guests" with shit voices:
Let's Read
Seems to only read shitty reddit stalking/whines about donations:
Be.Busta
Shills everything, try hard voice, bad guests, constant shilly:
Darkness Prevails aka Darkness Shills.
Pretentious British woman shill:
The Paranormal Scholar.
Robert Gutierrez
They're shit. Sorry. If you want good audio stories, listen to Mindwebs.
Ryder Morales
Check out: The Innocents, The Haunting, Diabolique, Kuroneko, Onibaba, and a whole bunch of other shit. I'm not gonna waste my time listing all of it.
Also this goes without saying but there has never been one good creepy pasta.
Juan Scott
Cgi is only good when used to clean up stuff, slightly, used WITH practical effects. On it's own, it's shit, and the fact that the dumb way it looks doesn't seem so fake and hokey to people really surprises me.
Landon Kelly
>32 years old
>browsing Sup Forums and using overused American underage teen terms like "kino"
How do you cope with your loneliness, self-loathing, and depression?
Andrew Barnes
32... ancient?
HAHAHA
You're a little shit. Let me guess, you're 21 or 22 and you will CHANGE THE WORLD kek
Let me cek at you. It's the kek I reseve for cucks such as yourself. I'm 29 and I remmeber when I was a shit like you. I thought I was so cool and knew so much. I was fucking wrong and so are you.
Luke Powell
>le stoic horror fan
Cancerous.
Easton Cook
>No Wickerman
C'mon step up your fucking game user
Brody Wilson
Ted the Caver
Angel Miller
what a retard
John Ward
You know how no one cares about your opinions IRL? How you don't have any friends to talk to about this stuff? Well your opinions matter even less here.
Elijah Sullivan
You sure don't sound triggered grandpa.
Grayson Collins
try the banshee chapter
Jack Carter
The original Wickerman and Haxan are pretty creepy in their respective ways