Why do Indians bother writing everything in English when they're so obviously complete crap at it?

Why do Indians bother writing everything in English when they're so obviously complete crap at it?

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He's pretty handsome tho.

Because it's funny

mes ancetres :)

Me doesn't know.

because it's their life whatever thay wanna do

youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

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I really can't stand Indians. They make a mockery out of everything.

based Raghu

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please indian dont bulli. indian englisch is very god,you are just stupid.

They want to feel part of the larger world and English is an Indian laguage

for our amusement

Very plainly, they don't know that it's bad.

It isn't "obvious" to people who have talked like that their entire life.

how will brits EVER recover?

How have you not seen this repost already

english is an official language of india

Ethnically speaking what would the indian in the OP be?

Malayali
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayali

just because it's old doesn't mean they've recovered

>Britisher

I'm dying.

india english not bad, don fuck with them, rajhave 4.inch pennies also wich bigger than murican pennies, he fuck you good and cum in you face anus.

The biggest BTFO of the Anglosphere since Canada vs Lesotho.

ITT: random people bash on Indians with little to no English skills.

Lol

brits BTFO

Fact southern India is better than northern India

brb sending to all Indians

Is that so?
I'm from South India, and I still think that my peers are worse than average in English.

that is a big penny

Yeah in general as well. The only Indians I have any real problem with are the ones that wear turbans.

Sometimes I accidentally wander into the Indian/Pakistani part of youtube and it's quite entertaining.
This is from some Indian video about China.

The only problems I have are with keralites desu. I guess I need to learn their language to understand their heavily accented English.

Another one. Also I'm glad to know Chinese have the exact same kind of autism as Japanese and Koreans.

Hahaha ahhh Being Indian in India must be a very happy life not realizing how fucked the world is

>Ancient ULTRAMEN
China Uncensored? I'm pretty sure I've seen that idiot in the comment sections there.

These delusions are hilarious

>accusing someone of spelling errors
>himself wrong at grammar
What is this logic kek

Lmao, loved this one

Stumbling into third world shithole debates in Youtube comments is amazing in general. My favorites are Hungarians/Croatians vs Turks.

You haven't seen the LatAm ones yet, they're truly cancerous, even Brazilians join them speaking in Portuguese.

WE ARE FINISHED

What do people usually discuss?

>pennies size

there are 18 major languages in India, and dozens of minor ones. the only language that you can use to communicate with all Indians is bad English

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..is there a group of storm troopers who stalk Indian profiles for such gems?

Why is your accent so cute and weird at the same time?

>Indian accent
>cute

I can now die peacefully.

>I think indian should study clean the ass without your hand

had a giggle at this one

>storm troopers
do you mean stormfront?

Indians must embrace their own languages and stand up to the *nglo domination of their society

Yeah, it's pretty cute. It has a singularity that makes it special.
I like how you guys make those short breaks while speaking and utter those weird sounds.
Want an Indian bf to talk to me.

ANGLOS D E S T R O Y E D

>Want an Indian bf to talk to me.
open bobs and vegene, pls.

You really have to admire their tenacity

Thats a boy just saying, ok parambuthoori?

>parambuthoori
what's that?

u fuck ur mudder u son of bastert bitch. serius now bitch fuckr.

Oh k never mind i thought you were a visitor to a certain website

>t. numode

I think this user likes the hindi slang that we sometimes use.

which ones?

Uh, the "na" one
Also probably the "~bbey" one
Idk what else
I'm not natively a hindi speaker.

haha.. ok.

This image scared the crap outta brits

t.numode

>t. doesn't know how to t.

>being this new
I.. Its the Indians not NEET Aussies i swear

youtu.be/MOm0SX0xlf4

>t.parambuthsofajfoefefmergegsri

good find.

Kek the Aussie menace strikes again

they are taking revenge for these..

youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI

Why haven't I seen this

been there, done that

FUCKING KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=YM2NQgIG-QM

indian aunty the best

youtube.com/watch?v=WSrYrQQI0N8

it's the lingua franca of India, there's like a dozen regional languages and obviously nobody speaks all of them

she's pretty ugly Tbh

wish there were attractive India camwhores out there, Indian girls can be pretty cute

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Very nice

The villagers dont know but cities are gettin it fast.
I swear indian n whites are biggest sjws

brits on suicide watch

More a cunt knows english the quicker they get sjwism

After almost 50 years,English became the language of prestige and elite and when the uneducated bhangis later got internet in their hands they tried to mimic the habits of the elite upper class indains on the internet.Which led to classics such as open bobs and drinc milc.

Island Apes have NO chance of recovery

how will australia ever recover

Oops
Here's the non meme answer
Back in 1950s,the indian government decided to make Hindi the official language,however this led to widespread protests in the Madras state which spoke another language and ever since then Indian government and the elites uses English as its language of education,commerce and administration.
After almost 50 years,English became the language of prestige and elite and when the uneducated bhangis later got internet in their hands they tried to mimic the habits of the elite upper class indains on the internet.Which led to classics such as open bobs and drinc milc.
I can actually speak 5 of them
Endayi?A langur nine porthakiya?

speaking english is an indicator of success

Fucking gold

Looking back, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle really had a terrible script.

That's quality shit.

Don't get so arse hurt, we're only laughing at misunderstandings due to lacking English proficiency. These are genuinely funny.

Top kek.

>I accidentally wander

You don't accidentally wander, that's 3rd world tube and you're a part of that community. Do not pretend you are above them.

>mexican says they are "argentina's rivals" in football
>argies say no
>mexicans insist
>argies say that they don't give a fuck about mexico and no one cares about their national team
>mexicans chimp out

And the video is probably about anime.

God damm it Sup Forums!

Because it's cool