TRUMP GENERAL - NORWEGIAN EDITION

Text TRUMP to 88022 for important campaign updates

>T H R E A D M U S I C
youtu.be/2PTR0zfohqo

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

>Make #HillarysHealth trend on Twitter
mobile.twitter.com/search?q=#HillarysHealth

RALLIES
>Trump in Windham, NH, 8/6/16
youtu.be/aApLHeAi3Fo
>Trump and Pence in Green Bay, WI 8/5/16
youtu.be/HolIHHr0_xg
>Trump and Pence in Des Moines, IA 8/5/16
youtu.be/Y-NPJJs68bk
>Pence in Norfolk, VA 8/4/16
youtu.be/fax6kqNgl58
>Trump in Maine 8/4/16
youtu.be/10USLAzk2vA
>Trump in Daytona Beach, FL 8/3/16
youtu.be/qait77O0DJs

INTERVIEWS
>Paul Manafort on FOX 8/7/16
youtu.be/S9Bywyd1qTI
>Ben Carson on Hannity 8/4/16
youtu.be/L87c95h_BGo
>Oliver North on Hannity 8/4/16
youtu.be/jWOyotpl1nk
>Trump on O'Reilly 8/2/16
youtu.be/pJExikwK8tg

ENTERTAINMENT
>Wall Street is #WithHer
youtu.be/iunhY8_-gtU
>Did you wipe the server?
youtu.be/7gWRoa52sVc
>New HIGH ENERGY Superpac ad:
youtu.be/WvBDCBOjDwk
>Compilation of Liberals Predicting that Trump Will Win the Presidency - Michael Moore, MSNBC, TYT
youtu.be/lgpt3xsvv9Y
>Hillary Clinton: A TOP TEN Breakdown
youtu.be/qfj5s5r7_14
>What Trump Must Do to Win
youtu.be/hiGDvph6D4Y
>How Trump Trolling Hillary Clinton Emails is Genius
youtu.be/4muXm4GwrXM
>Hillary calm and collected around protesters
twitter.com/ericdemamp/status/761299259513720833
>Hillary has something wrong with her
youtu.be/OqbDBRWb63s
>MAGAbooru
maga.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
ournextpresidenthillary.com
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf
>Wikileaks Leaked DNC Hillary Voicemails
youtu.be/UBKmJ6O6tGg

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=0RiQDCWsk-U
youtu.be/NlxWckQbpug
monmouth.edu/polling-institute/reports/MonmouthPoll_US_080816/
youtube.com/watch?v=18HWEFumXK0
splytapp.com/uk/newsroom/news/new-poll-puts-trump-at.html
investmentwatchblog.com/trump-crushes-hillary-in-30-seconds-with-brutal-new-ad/
twitter.com/DailyVotingPoll/status/761694871061082112
twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/762365325320998913
youtube.com/watch?v=iYdHCPj9YsY
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>not voting for Evan McMullin

Trump said Detroit and Michigan are run at all levels by Democrats. Michigan's Gov is Republican.

Gov, House, Senate, AG, LG, Supreme Ct. Sec. of State -- ALL Republicans in MI

we're on the evil side of history

A BLOO BLOO

Hillary will win

Make Norway Great Again

AMAZING SPEECH.
LORD KEK IS WITH US

HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?

DONALD TRUMP; CANDIDATE OF THE FUTURE

SAY IT WITH ME

youtube.com/watch?v=0RiQDCWsk-U

>when the first post is pure shit

Delete this trash and remake the thread OP.

OP, thanks for Remembering the Song!!!

B A S E D

Is this who Bill (((Kristol))) chose?

Nope, he said the "city of Detroit". Nice try shill.

yeah what's up with that

>important campaign updates

HILLARY FREZES AND REBOOTS

youtu.be/NlxWckQbpug

awoo

Oh, do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, do you know the muffin man, That lives on Drury Lane?

Think I'm going to filter the word "aristocracy" because it was clearly in CTR's push notice to their shills today in supporting the Death Tax Trump wants to repeal. 6 "people" don't suddenly start using that word out of nowhere in these threads.

Will Trump enforce a Broken Windows policy nationwide?

Is it even a valid policy?

>leave Fox10 stream on after Trump
>passively listening to Fourth Reich Mike ramble on with some other dude while I shitpost and stuff
>randomly look over at my second monitor
>see clock boy
What the fuck has that faggot been up to? Why is he on my fucking screen?

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guys it's time to start shilling for jill.

>vote jill in every single online poll
>post pro-jill comments whenever possible
>if you get a call from a pollster claim you are a dem and say you are voting jill

propping up jill makes her a legitimate opponent for hillary to attack. this means hillary will be fighting against two opponents instead of one. it means she will have to waste money combating jill.

shilling for jill also hides the true number of trump supporters. this inspires trump to work harder and it also inspires his supporters to go to the polls.

also, jill is the archetype qt gilf.

guys, it's time to start shilling for jill. please copy and paste this in other places so we can get the message out.

Trump's """speech""":

[_] Specifics
[_] Coherent plan
[x] Used a teleprompter like a loser
[x] Corporate bailouts
[x] Lower taxes on billionaires like him
[x] Protesters calling him out for being a bigot

0/10 as usual, Drump.

>Pirkanmaa

He's sueing his old school district for some reason

Check out the demographics of this new Monmouth poll (Clinton +13)

It's laughable

monmouth.edu/polling-institute/reports/MonmouthPoll_US_080816/

filing a lawsuit for a breach of civil rights

for real

Actually, he said "titties like right here in Detroit"
youtube.com/watch?v=18HWEFumXK0

>Bottom headline
>at least 53 people dead

Ahmed perfected his clock...

So how exactly is Sturmpfler NOT the next Hitler? He's openly pro-white, for G-d's sake! He doesn't give a shit about how the economy in countries like China and India will suffer from his totalitarian economic rule!!?? I mean, it's now the 21st century, and we need to start thinking in a global way, not just about our own countries. If China can sell a product at a fraction of the price that it costs in America, why should you forbid them from doing so? I mean, the quality may not be as good, and the workers' conditions in Communist China don't really live up to the "Communist" moniker, but still - you'd have to be a RACIST to limit free trade. Because why wouldn't Chinese workers be as good as American ones? I see no reason.

Not to mention his anti-immigration policies. He wants to DEPORT people who came to America to live off of American workers? That's just backwards. He'll probably kill them all in a holocaust tier genocidal event. Or nor. I don't know. But there's enough of you redskulls to make america genocide natives again, that's for sure. And that's what scares us Progressive Europeans™ the most about drumpf. The fact that he just might make it all happen.

NEW POLL PUTS TRUMP AT 21% AND CLINTON AT 79%

splytapp.com/uk/newsroom/news/new-poll-puts-trump-at.html

Wow.

desu....

Trump just can't compete.

At least try to make it funny if you're doing ironic shilling m8

Yes, please put her in the limelight so the media can start talking about how she praised Putin on human rights and attended a dinner with Trump's foreign policy adviser Gen. Flynn.

All of Detroit is in Michigan
Not all of Michigan is in Detroit
learn you venn diagrams

Prove we're on the far side of the Laffer curve and that we need to cut taxes.

Trump CRUSHES Hillary in 30 Seconds With BRUTAL New Ad

investmentwatchblog.com/trump-crushes-hillary-in-30-seconds-with-brutal-new-ad/

twitter.com/DailyVotingPoll/status/761694871061082112

NEW TWITTER POL. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

new rule

dont reply to canadians or finns

>we declare a jihad on all American infidels. It won't be a clock this time.

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The clot thickens

It's not for everybody
Only real tough guys

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>implying Swedes are any better

CNN trying to correct the facts

>Trump is right that the US has the highest taxes at 35% Fed and 6% state, but businesses don't always pay it, they're 16th in paying taxes in the world.

They ask a few questions, usually determining how actively the person is following the election, how likely the person thinks they are to vote, how often the person votes, whether or not the person voted in the last election, etc.

The exact methodology varies from poll to poll and is really one of the more important bits of secret sauce pollsters have to use.

That is how they get their demographics - they don't *choose* before polling who to poll, but they do choose how to classify them as likely voters.

wow...look at his bushy eyebrows....

If he can't get his eyebrows under control, how is he supposed to bring law and order back to our country?

DRUMP BTFO!!!

how's the results right now?

Damn, you gotta admit, this was a good one.

>that blue star at the end

Come on dude...

What a let down.

how do you see it?

>listening to the Nehlen interview on Infowars
>Alex keeps interrupting him
Dude needs to learn not to interrupt.
I like the long interview setup, but fuck the constant interrupting.

50/50

kek

>we aren't highly taxed because we just don't pay

>:^)

The polls they can't fix:

Facebook

Trump: 10,174,358 Likes
Clinton: 5,385,959 Likes

Trump nearly doubles the amount of Likes than Clinton Now — some people follow Trump who don’t like him, so let’s look at some posts. Here’s the stats for his latest Facebook live stream:

Trump Live Stream Post — 21 hours ago: 135,000 likes, 18,167 shares, 1.5 million views
Clinton Live Stream Post — 25 hours ago: 11,000 likes, 0 shares, 321,000 views

Since Clinton has zero shares, here’s the next best original post I could find from Clinton, albeit it’s not a live stream post:

Clinton post — 30 hours ago: 22,000 Likes, 7241 Shares, 773,000 views

Any way you slice it, Trump is crushing Clinton on Facebook interaction.

Twitter

Trump: 10.6 million followers
Hillary: 8.1 million followers

Trump has 30% more Twitter followers — and they translate into real votes. A recent study confirmed that 70% of his followers are real supporters, and 90% of those real followers have a voting history.

Hillary’s “twitter army” is likely made up of dead voters and illegals.
Youtube Live Stream

Trump: Averages 30,000 live viewers per stream
Clinton: Averages 500 live viewers per stream

Trump has 5900% more live viewers than Clinton.
Instagram

Trump: 2.2 million followers
Clinton: 1.8 million followers

Trump has 22% more Instagram followers — which is impressive considering it’s a liberal cesspool consisting of college hipsters who can’t seem to take enough selfies.
Reddit

Trump: 197,696 subscribers
Hillary: 24,429 subscribers
Hillary for Prison: 55,228 subscribers

Hillary for Prison’s Reddit feed has more than double subscribers of Hillary’s reddit page, equating to Trump having 700% more Reddit subscribers.

Don’t listen to the lying media.

TRUMP LANDSLIDE

twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/762365325320998913

HOLY FUCK!

Trump's grandfather got deported!?

WOW!

Kinda makes you rethink your position, eh?

That Donald Day Trump -- you never know what he'll say next!

That's not even Norway. Nobody in Norway likes Trump.

I don't have a Twitter account. What do the results look like?

>protesters were the Michigan Peoples' Campaign
>part of "Movement 2016"
>"Movement 2016" is an affiliation of National People’s Action
>look up their funding

OYYYYYYYY VEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY

More flags magic m8

how is trump criminal?

>if you have enough money to hire professional tax lawyers to fuck the IRS using the 77,000 pages of tax code they haven't read against them you don't actually have to pay so that means it's fine

ALL THE EMPLOYMENT STATS ARE BULLSHIT.

EXCEPT FOR INDIANA - THOSE ARE LEGIT.

Trump has PIVOTED

He's acting presidential now.

Its time to really turn up the heat.

No not really. That looks like banter from a 16 year old

Can someone MAGA my husbando?

The father of a Benghazi victim destroys (((CNN's))) Costello's attempts to deflect for Hillary Clinton

youtube.com/watch?v=iYdHCPj9YsY

>a canadian in california
how much garbage can you be?

50-50

NEW POLL ADMITS 77% OF CLINTON VOTERS "SCARED TO ADMIT THEY WANT TO VOTE FOR TRUMP"

exactly 50/50 after i just did it

Nice to see a reasonable swede for once.

Usually they're liberal retards who WANT muslims to fuck their women.

>reporters have to go back to the 19th Century to bash Trump

DESPERATE

Norway cant vote here, so their opinion means nothing.

We do not live in a one world government son.

>84599676
>remember that time 200 years ago something happened
>really makes you think about electing someone today huh

Federal vs. State records - plausible that a state can better gauge unemployment because its smaller and easier to manage.

I actually did laugh though, no sarcasm, that was a good burn.

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Get i here!

#econclub

WTF I LOVE TITTIES IN DETROIT

>larger companies pay less taxes than smaller companies who can't afford lawyers
>larger companies can afford bogus government regulations
>larger companies can pay to get more regulations in areas and then not follow them while everyone else does
It's almost like the Democrats support the big companies instead of the mom and pop shops.

>literally 50/50

Holy fuck.

So how much will the media focus on him saying "titties"?

Am I supposed to be upset? It's a pretty good reaction pic for replying to shills or feels, like how
>tfw Pence will never be your dad

Hes actually doing it, a nationalist party in America.

We're all gonna make it

>Trump is off by .00000001 percent
>PANTS ON FIRE! LIAR! REPUBLICANS GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEE!

>Hillary lies about her emails again
>Mostly true

Totally not biased guys.

Excellent.

Mentally Hill
Termianlly Hill
Chronic Hillness
Pillary Rotten Clottin
ClotForClinton
Mental Hillness
Terminal Hillness

Queen of Disaster

Midwife of Catastrophe

Mother of Warfare

Grandmother of Despair

What the fuck?!!

>be me
>white kid in small white town
>grab stick
>play shootey tag with friend
>"shoot" him
>get "shot"
>fall down ded
>haivng a grand time
>teacher sees
>scolded not to pretend to shoot anyone
>that's it's a huge fucking deal, never ever pretend to shoot anyone
>no like your other antics and shit is bad, but this is a whole new level. Never EVER pretend to shoot someone user
>"i fucked up..."

>a few years later
>have swiss army knife in pocket for convenience
>still in elementary school, I mainly had it out of habit and I'd whittle sticks while we camped and stuff
>fellow student finds out
>tells teacher
>NowYouFuckedUp.ogg
>sent to principal's office
>parents called
>principal meets with dad for what seemed like eternity while I made peace with the fact my dad would kill me as soon as we got home
>principal hands knife to dad
>we go to car
>dad turns to me
>RIP me
>"that was the stupidest half hour of my life, good god what is wrong with those people"
>gives knife back
>"just don't bring it to school anymore user"
My dad could be based at times.

>be clock boy
>make a device that looks like a bomb
>necessary procedures are taken
>OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I fucking hate this world.

lel

wtf I hate Ford now

>watching fox business
>decide to switch to fox news and see what they are saying about the economic plan
>TRUMP DEFENDS KICKING OUT BABY

This is true.

I just talked to my Mom about this stuff and she's bluepilled on alot of this stuff.

I even explained how hillary stole the SAPs and had them on her server and my mom Still thinks "I think you're wrong about her".

They've always voted democrat though. Some people make it like a family thing "this is what we do".

I think this is kinda rare though (like 10% rare). But based people you just cant get through to unless they see something truly wonky with their own eyes.

'Crying baby' mom is a cutie. She's on Fox.

Which means that small business that can't afford the workarounds gets fucked.

Globalism is and will be he death of our country.

Polls-Plus: 78.7%
Polls-Only: 86.6%
Nowcast: 95.4%

How did Trump's economic speech go over, just got home. Did MSM seem to like it or did it remind them of the one Hitler gave?

Actually it was the mother defending Trump.