Dumbing of Age- Billie is stupid

Also she just elbowed Carla in the tit.

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Is dumbing of age the new Dobson tier shit can everyone loves to dump in?

why is Carla such a shitty person
>this is too hard helping someone
>lemme just go back on a promise
>also I'll tell a gay joke even though mentioning me being once a man triggers my shit

What in the fuck is going on with Billie's face? She looks like a different person in the last two panels.

Carla sucks.

That panel 2 Billie face, jesus...

Also, "I haven't told anyone that you're Amazi-girl," is a lie.

"New"?

Holy shit it is isn't it? She told Danny right?

Don't worry. It's just a boy tit.

but isn't the superhero girl very obviously not black

Neither is Sal really. Lots of people thought her and Walky were Mexican.

I always wanted to ask this but never had the time but...What is she wearing in this picture?

rephrase: isn't the superhero girl very obviously white

two tops, one done up, one not.

What about her legs?

oversized legwarmers/thigh high socks

That's racist user.

No really I think that was Billie's excuse when Danny pointed this out.

From bottom to top: sneakers, leg warmers, white dress shirt/blouse, striped open sweater, bra, glasses, hair tie.

She was walking around with this shit in public...is she not wearing any pants/skirt/underwear?

Danny knows Amber is, but because of her issues, she won't date him as Amber.
He's dumb, but not retarded.

Holy fuck user who cares? She was wearing Walky's underwear or some shit.

Actually he thought Sal WAS Amazi-Girl for a while, there was that whole stupid fucking issue with Amber pretending to be his girlfriend for his parents and then Danny getting pissy because he was dating Amazi-Girl who was obviously Sal and not Amber and then Willis just kinda' dropped it.

No REALLY.

Somebody needs to red-line Willis' shit; those hips are so far apart that babies would fall out the moment they're ready.

No, she walks around post coitus in nothing but a Maple Leafs jersey. She doesn't give a fuck.

No pants and no panties

>She doesn't give a fuck.
Aside from the aforementioned coitus.

Willis can't stop making thick shorstack girls.

His wife had to intervene at one point because that's all he was drawing.

Nah, I know that much.

But goddamn it, there's shortstack and then there's being proportionate with a square.

Carla's face in the last panel looks like... I don't even know. Random doodles.

Carla has a fixed number of shits she can give on a given day. Also trans is the new hotness, so it gains more cred than being gay/lesbian, and a lot more that bi.

I guess we know who's yelling at whom in this preview panel now.

I can almost appreciate Mrs Willis doing things like this and insisting on not becoming Dave's personal shield.

>"Real ladies have CURVES, am I right ladies? No need to thank me! (please thank me)"

Every third person in this college is some flavor of LBGTQ at this point. It's not really a dark secret that needs to be hidden at this point.

1- Ugly color in the lips.

2- Is it too obvious that this was drawn by a dude? those clothes smell more of him using his fetishes rather than '' this is how a woman dresses! ''

Yeah, but she is (Or was. Whatever's current.) in a relationship with a staff member.

>tfw I like thick shortstack girls
I'm now realizing that Willis girls tend to be exactly my type, just written horribly and drawn half assed. I wonder if he contributed to that in some way.

Is it me or does Sal resemble a Honduran more than a spearchucker?

Panel 2 Billie?

Amazi-girl is clearly white and fat, how would anyone make this mistake?

only one person in my group of friends is straight and it isn't me

To be fair. That's what I'd do if I had a webcomic. I just also wouldn't also be stroking my dick about how progressive I am.

what the hell is under their eyes and lips?

blood and makeup, respectively

When did this tranny become so relevant?

>I ain't fucking Amazi-girl
>And I ain't fucking Ruth

Was...was that a joke? It wasn't a good one but it...it was an actual joke. There was actual word play. there was a set up and a punch line.

Holy fuck, Willis told a real joke!

It was less of a joke and more of just snappy dialog.

wishful thinking. before she got with ruth she had the hots for sal so she just kind of decided she was amazi-girl.
she called everyone claiming she was stupid for thinking it racist.

Oops, I edited from "2nd Billie face" and forgot to change the number to 3.

>she called everyone claiming she was stupid for thinking it racist.
That's like a strawman somebody would make of an SJW.
Like if I thought fucking Danny Glover was Mulder in X-Files and called anyone who corrected me a racist.

>Danny Glover will never be a paranormal investigator

I didn't even know I wanted that

he's still working, it could happen.

I always get Billie and Carla confused

The whole Amazi-Girl schtick has gotten stale.
>this mixed woman is obviously a obese white woman
>get it? because the mask works so well that it hypnotized people
Only so much stupid I can take. And makes the whole suicidal depressed friend they are talking about even more out of place.
What kind of shitty reality has Willis made. One minute it's built on quirky cartoon physics and laws, next it's super serious realistic drama like real earth.

what tone is this arc supposed to have? am i supposed to be worried about ruth or something, because this feels more like slapstick nonsense

The tone is always all over the place. Willis tends to defuse any kind of tension by cramming bad jokes in every strip.

It's like a Clark Kent / Superman type of thing, with Danny being Lois Lane, except everyone is blind and stupid.

Probably, but it's not visible because of her long top. Relax, buddy.

>Ruth gets fired because Carl can't keep xir trap shut
I can dream.

Why are there no fat people in this comic

I demand fat representation

Amber not fat enough for you?

do you mean fat men? because none of the women have a healthy weight

It's not fat enough until she needs a mobility scooter.

Her lip looks like she has a mustache, and her teeth look like a clown smirking.

Carla is a huge cunt vol XXXXVII

Now she's expressly breaking her promises and outing people against their will. But that's okay, she's trans!

I do find it strange how Willis hasn't introduced a handicapped individual this entire time to be added to the main cast.

Of course it'd be a shortstack white girl with blatantly obvious allusions to Willis himself, but still.

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>I do find it strange how Willis hasn't introduced a handicapped individual this entire time to be added to the main cast.

aside from the deaf girl who's super into malaya?

I thought she used to be a Car.

Yes, but then they were a scaley.

Amber, for all her "fat" still has a pronounced waist and no gut. She's more stocky than fat.

Why does someone go through all the effort of mutilating their body and then not use it to score tons of pussy? That's fucked up.

Marcie is mute, not deaf.

And the real answer is that drawing a wheelchair is too much effort for Willis.

Because real life isn't like porn. And DoA is close enough to real life for it to count.

Didn't Marcie talk in a flashback when she was young ? Do we know what happened ?

>"Get in there and do gross things to your girlfriend!"
I'm guessing this is Carla's asexuality coming into play. The "ew, humans and human sex are gross" concept was way more palatable coming from a robot in Shortpacked than it is coming from a human being.

She could talk when a kid, but lost the ability to speak sometime before DoA.

The really childish way she talks around sex fits with her egocentric and immature personality.

Makes sense though because thats how trannies dress themselves.

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Yeah, it comes off as more homophobic than anything.

To be fair, I'm fairly grossed out by muff diving too, all though I wouldnt phrase it like that. If anything I would describe it pretty rudely to counteract that. Like"Go mouth fuck your drunken RA's flowery Vagina"

Agreed. There were a ton of ways that could have been worded that don't suck. Willis always chooses the one that sucks.

>comes off as more homophobic than anything
This strip is accidentally accurate to the conflict between the lgbt and asexual communities.

Didn't Sal and Amazi-Girl have a big fight in the dorm car park over "old white men's laws" i.e. underage drinking?

True. There are some in the LGBT community that try to be inclusive. But quite a few asexuals are anti-sex overall, so there's still a lot of tension, especially when the LGBT side is trying to tell the asexual community that they don't count as part of the group.

I prefer MOGAI--marginalized orientations, gender (identities), and intersex. It includes basically all non-straight, non-binary folks.

I consider myself asexual and have not been brave enough to tell someone in the LGBT community about it, because I don't feel like the community is inclusive enough to give a crap.

The biggest problems arise when everyone tries to invalidate other identities. So Carla here is acting like Billie is wrong to be interested in girls. Which is how a lot of people think and act anyway. And the same goes for asexual people. The groups have a lot of the same issues; they just happen differently.

I hope that the communities can one day see their similarities.

It was off-campus where they were buying beer, but yeah. Carla was there too, now that I think about it.

Remember the dick drawing spree: When a thing is happening to Carla, it's a hate crime. When it's happening to others, it's hilarious.

Carla was the one buying the bear, IIRC. She looked old enough to do it without having to worry about IDs.

that actually makes sense, really. she initially thought it was just her being targeted with the dicks, which really is a hate crime.

when she found out it wasn't, she was able to appreciate the prank.

Does getting elbowed in the tit hurt?

go back to tumblr

Sex IS gross.

Nah, it's just soft tissue.

>Buying the bear
What the fuck

Is there something wrong with discussing a point that someone else brought up?

The difference between the LGBT and asexual community is like that one autistic kid that even the other autistic kids don't like.

Whether you agree with the communities or not, there is a definite difference between the two.

if you're perioding, it hurts. they get hella sore.

D'oh, buying the beer, even. That said, the spontaneous arrival of a bear would make a lot of these plots better.

Is it bad if my standards are so low that "don't give a crap" is all I want? Better than being actively shunned. Inclusiveness is exponentially harder than tolerance.

From the side? No
Dead on and with enough force? Extremely painful

Trying to illegally purchase a bear would be fucking hilarious.

They're a little more sensitive, so yes, but not as much as a kick in the dick or a punch to the face.

No, nothing wrong with that at all! I'm sure there's a term someone's come up with for it. Maybe pansexual would be appropriate? It is technically more inclusive than bisexual since it would include transgender people and other people who don't consider themselves on the gender binary.

Yes, being tolerant of any group of people is much easier than actually going out of your way to include them. And that can apply to any kind of group. There are people in my life that I tolerate when I'm around them, but I don't go out of my way to include them.

I would read that comic.

>From the side? No
What if it sets them off like one of those office desk toys?

I haven't been keeping up; has anything stupider than amazigirl and toe dad's car chase happened since then?

Old white dude laws are preventing them from keeping bears on campus. Bears are people too!