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i want kyle machlachlan to fuck me in a pool desu

i want to fuck kyle maclachlan in a pool

>kyle maclachlan
This is unironically the best Paul Verhoeven movie

I seriously don't know how this greentext appeared

This movie is absolute garbage. There's just no way to spin it just because you like the director's other works. Nearly every scene is laughably bad.

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I fapped so much to this movie.

>I like your cool Scorpion jacket user. Where'd you get it?
>Thanks, I got it at VerSACE

OP here
i have watched six verhoeven films and the only other one i liked besides Showgirls is Hollow Man
i disliked Starship Troopers, Zwartboek, Stekspel and Elle
additional info: i hate Elle with a fervent passion

How did you managed t see Robocop yet?

>be 11
>watch sbtb daily
>see episode with jessie in a bikini
>lust over her
>some years pass
>jessie is in an nc-17 stripper movie
>sweating.jpg
>wait over a year for premium cable to get it
>sneak down to watch it when everyone's asleep
>it's everything you dreamed it would be
>expel gallons of cum
Bless Verhoeven for this.

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This is what the Evil Coop doppelganger got up to between S2 and 3, Lynch confirmed it was canon

He's lying obviously. Probably some dumb 14 year old kid.

You have terrible taste and probably like Showgirls for bad reason. Hollow Man is the moment Verhoeven was a sell out and stopped fighting the studios

This!

Would have prefered Tiffany Amber Thiessen tho.

does this mean you need a bottle of vodka to enjoy it

Liz had the better body.

Did you know Charlize Theron was the first choice for Nomi?
Gina Gershon was a hotter character anyway

>Gina Gershon

Buckets of cum

best scene

True, but Tiff was the star of sbtb.

>reasonably decent rape scene
>it's some ugly black chick
I was not happy with this casting choice

I wonder what the leading actresses thoughts are on advancing millions of boys puberty

>reasonably decent rape scene
I don't think a "reasonably decent" rape scene should throw you into a fit of laughter

Back in the day, I fapped to the lapdance scene where she makes Kyle McLachnan cum in his pants like 100 times. Tall, thick and athletic is my jam.

Doubt they care, probably just hoping that this is the role that will kickstart their career and get them a super rich man.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

She got mommy thick.

Hnnnnnnggggggggh!!!!

I still dont understand how this movie managed to ruin Berkley' career.
it was just a softcore sexytime movie, yet people treated it like verhoeven raped a kitten in it.

She can't act. That's what ruined her career.

Every notice how every role she's ever had relied on her just being a fuckable vagina?

What is /k/'s obsession with putting mediocre actors up a pedestal because of their looks?

>he's not old enough to appreciate satirekino
Don't worry you'll get it one day kiddo

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>/k/
user, I...

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That juicy pussy wobble just got my dick seven shades of diamonds.

I should buy the bluray of this.

based, keeping Sup Forums woke

how fucking new are you?

it's almost like all men are always erect and ready to have sex all the time

based jew detecting poster, keep doing gods work

stfu filthy jew.

They're fucking everywhere
I thought she was just mixed
JHC

At the end of showgirls i felt like i have just finished watching a five season long tv show thats somehow been perfectly squeezed in a 2 hour long
Every single scene, every single character moment, every single single frame in this film left some sort of an emotional impact on me
The ugly side of showbusiness, the anti-capitalism, the exhilarating ride that it is form beginning to one of the most perfect ending shots that i have seen are just the tip of the iceberg
>Hollow Man is the moment Verhoeven was a sell out and stopped fighting the studios
lol what a r*dditor
no particular reason i just didn't get around to it
i will soon though