>30yo europoor house-painter >Normalfag according to Sup Forums standards >Painting an apartment at a 20-storey building, on the 17th floor >Huge fan of 'friends', been watching it last night yesterday as I do almost every night before I get to bed >Pic related is the episode I watched last night >Waiting for elevator in the morning to get to the apartment in my work clothes >Qt4.13 shows up waiting too >We get in >She asks "are you painting one of the apartments?" >Reply "no, I just dress like this to start up conversations with cute girls" >She giggles >Asks me what my name is >I tell her >she replies "thats a nice name" >Without thinking about it I reply "you like it? you should hear my phone number" >Realizing what I just said I start sweating >She giggles and replies "lets hear it" >Give her my phone number >She just texted me what Im doing later and if I wanna come over >Im going over in 2 hours >Hope I wont fuck this up
Thanks FRIENDS. I knew all these hours spend on you wouldnt be for nothing
Ian Sanders
Time to die, normalfag.
Grayson Cruz
This is your ticket out of this place. godspeed user
Levi Thomas
>bragging about getting laid are you 15?
Mason Collins
this Tobey Honest
Connor Nguyen
wizard detected
Good luck OP, come back and tell us how it goes
Aaron Davis
>not bragging about getting laid t. 15 year old pretending he knows how adults act
Parker Flores
'no' I've gotten laid before bro. I just never thought it would happen because of my autism with tv shows Im not "bragging". Im just saying how blurting out a line from a tv show MIGHT get me laid
Jace Martin
Godspeed anonn. As a 30yo europoor neet I will go to sleep tonight knowing there is balance in the universe.
Ethan Allen
>qt4.13 You'd better hope she isn't an autist.
Jackson Allen
>remember a line >autism with tv shows You need to leave
Tyler Mitchell
If any of this shit story is true, which I seriously doubt it is, its not the shitty line from friends that got you in, its the >"no, I just dress like this to start up conversations with cute girls" that did it, you fucking retard. Not that any of this has ever or will ever happen.
Mason Long
I hope this is a true story. I've always liked that line too. Good luck. Oh and use protection. She sounds like a whore.
Jaxson Fisher
GO FUCK HER BRAINS OUT HOMEY
dubs for all the faggots in this thread btw
Austin Williams
Every time you switch positions yell PIVOT
Aaron Harris
Thanks m8 Dont give up yet bro Nigger I can recite by heart at least 5 tv shows in their entirety. This is mostly what I do with my spare time. You fucking elitist dweeb moron Thanks m8. Im off soon >Oh and use protection That goes without saying Kek
Carter Barnes
not your fucking blog
Adrian Morris
It's the best thread on Sup Forums right now tbqh. Sup Forums related autism turned a tismo into a normie.
Cooper Long
good post, reddit
Brayden Robinson
You're doing it! Cocky/funny is women's greatest weakness. Keep it up.