'FRIENDS' MIGHT GET ME LAID

>30yo europoor house-painter
>Normalfag according to Sup Forums standards
>Painting an apartment at a 20-storey building, on the 17th floor
>Huge fan of 'friends', been watching it last night yesterday as I do almost every night before I get to bed
>Pic related is the episode I watched last night
>Waiting for elevator in the morning to get to the apartment in my work clothes
>Qt4.13 shows up waiting too
>We get in
>She asks "are you painting one of the apartments?"
>Reply "no, I just dress like this to start up conversations with cute girls"
>She giggles
>Asks me what my name is
>I tell her
>she replies "thats a nice name"
>Without thinking about it I reply "you like it? you should hear my phone number"
>Realizing what I just said I start sweating
>She giggles and replies "lets hear it"
>Give her my phone number
>She just texted me what Im doing later and if I wanna come over
>Im going over in 2 hours
>Hope I wont fuck this up

Thanks FRIENDS. I knew all these hours spend on you wouldnt be for nothing

Time to die, normalfag.

This is your ticket out of this place. godspeed user

>bragging about getting laid
are you 15?

this Tobey Honest

wizard detected

Good luck OP, come back and tell us how it goes

>not bragging about getting laid
t. 15 year old pretending he knows how adults act

'no'
I've gotten laid before bro. I just never thought it would happen because of my autism with tv shows
Im not "bragging". Im just saying how blurting out a line from a tv show MIGHT get me laid

Godspeed anonn. As a 30yo europoor neet I will go to sleep tonight knowing there is balance in the universe.

>qt4.13
You'd better hope she isn't an autist.

>remember a line
>autism with tv shows
You need to leave

If any of this shit story is true, which I seriously doubt it is, its not the shitty line from friends that got you in, its the
>"no, I just dress like this to start up conversations with cute girls"
that did it, you fucking retard.
Not that any of this has ever or will ever happen.

I hope this is a true story. I've always liked that line too. Good luck.
Oh and use protection. She sounds like a whore.

GO FUCK HER BRAINS OUT HOMEY

dubs for all the faggots in this thread btw

Every time you switch positions yell PIVOT

Thanks m8
Dont give up yet bro
Nigger I can recite by heart at least 5 tv shows in their entirety. This is mostly what I do with my spare time. You fucking elitist dweeb moron
Thanks m8. Im off soon
>Oh and use protection
That goes without saying
Kek

not your fucking blog

It's the best thread on Sup Forums right now tbqh. Sup Forums related autism turned a tismo into a normie.

good post, reddit

You're doing it! Cocky/funny is women's greatest weakness. Keep it up.

Good on ya m8