Without referencing the original movie tell me how this looks bad?

Without referencing the original movie tell me how this looks bad?
Seems like a light hearted family adventure/comedy for kids of all ages with a great cast and interesting premise

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>Without referencing the original movie tell me how this looks bad?

Fuck off, you don't get to call your movie Jumanji 2 without it being compared to the original.

If you're so scared your movie can't stand on its own feet and have to borrow from another IP then you deserve all the criticism you get.

Since when was it called Jumanji 2?

Should have been named Pitfall desu.

Jumanji is a board game. Why the same cursed people/thing/god/whatever that made the board game make a videogame in the 2010s?

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>meathead thinks those details weren't leaked months ago

>Jumanji 2

Durr

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>all those shitty dishonest same actors
If you like quips and capeshit go ahead.

>a light hearted family adventure/comedy
This niche is already monopolized by Disney. Do you really think The Mouse would allow another player to bite even a slightest bit of the multi-billion dollar pie?

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>everyone references the first movie

This could work as a stand alone movie. The concept it pretty great.

see The rock did that, not me

Only one of those actors has been in Capwshit though

Because kids dot play or relate to board games anymore. 20 years from now they will make Jumanji 3 with an Iphone app

jack black playing a teenage girl already makes me never want to see this

Kevin was in Captain Underpants

The first jumanji was a kids movie but it was still deeply unsettling if you think about it. A kid getting sucked into a jungle filled with unimaginable horrors and surviving for many years by probably doing horrible things to stay alive.

The jumanji jungle had this lovecraftian horror over it if you pay attention to what robin williams character tells about it.

Now its just "OMG I HIPPO AAAAH"

"GUYS IN BLACK ON MOTORBIKES HAHAHA"

"WATCH OUT FOR THE RHINOS WOOOOW"

It looks like a fucking George of the jungle sequel. Instead they should have made the jungle like the one in Kong.

>The jumanji jungle had this lovecraftian horror over it

oh fuck off with comparing everything to lovecraft!

"Tell me why this movie is absolute shit without telling me why its shit LMAO"

Why is the rock a leading man? He's so awful and his delivery is so stilted. Has he been in anything good?

How else would you describe it?
Scary?

Because hes cheap to hire and the normies gobble his shit up.

Only hes starting to fade now and hes doing all he can to stay relevant. Baywatch was pure dogshit

After seeing the trailer, it seems like this was an original concept for a movie that was reworked into a Jumanji sequel.

what I want to know is where the reverence for fucking JUMANJI came from

that movie was shit and absolutely nobody cared about it

at least this thing has a really hot Karen Gillan in it

Movies can only be bad compared to a movie that came out 20 years ago

Jack Black plays Jack Black
The Rock plays The Rock

They make quips and Jack Black noises.

The title has a reference to a well known song that the normies will get and make them laugh. Ha. Ha. They referenced that one song from my youth. I get it.

It's more Kafkaeque than lovecraftian

one can only hope, he's a great guy and his movies are litty af

Rock's always been a guy who will take any script put in front of him

It was FOR the FANS

>black man
>samoan man
>white girl
>a fat white guy

What did they mean by this?