Hmmmm... makes u think

Hmmmm... makes u think...

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How many people show up to watch that teacher teach?

Natural order of things cunt. If you wanted to make decent salary you should have chosen another career.

Fuck off commie fuck.

Pro baseball players are the best of the best at what they do. The competition in very high and the sport is popular.

Teaching any fucking idiot with a college degree can do. To need to be explained these things shows how unbelievably stupid liberals are. You are an embarrassment to yourselves.

we need teachers, so that won't work

> to teach feminism, gender ideology and white guilt to a future generation
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Because the former generates several time what he earns
And that circulating money is taxed
The governement doesn't pay the baseball guy. His sponsors do. And they get the money by being in business

wow I never thought about it like that before.

325 Million for being in the 99.99th percentile of his skill set. 32,000 to be qualified enough to teach long division every year.

maybe if teachers were better quality they would be payed more

don't get me wrong though, it's still shekel monopoly

>hey I know that math thing! I learned it in grade school

They are slamming a strong PoC that grew up in the ghetto to become a star to honor the feelings of some white teacher? racist comic.

Well what do you expect if you pay them $32,000/year?

Oh, I absolutely agree with this. Sports contribute nothing to society. Guns made every man equal so 'muh lift' is pointless.

The man on the left is a modern day gladiator. We have few of them, but they're almost gods in our eyes. He simply is worth much more than the woman on the right. Not due to any ethical or moral reasons, but simply because we need and want heroes. He symbolizes the peak of human physical development, and acts as an idol for us to aspire to.

supply and demand

*drops mic*

Supply and demand.

I agree with the comic, but really the reason sports are paid so much is because they pull in so much. Personally I wish sports would fade away and we went back to gladiatorial duels to the death so that they were paid well for something at least entertaining.

Yep, truly the peak of human physical development...

teachers are overpayed if anything

homeschooling, that's what i expect. and hope. and pray for.

Don't uni professors who are actually good at something make like 400k + they get research grants to do their experiments with?

Teachers dont bring huge crowds and they also don't smash balls 500 feet into said crowd

>1 baseball player making $325M
>1 x 325,000,000 = 325M
>3.1M full time teachers in USA
>3,100,000 x 32,500 = 1,007,500,000,000 or $1.007Bn

Researchers who are tenured at a university that only teach/lecture on the side still don't hit 200k. You need to break into the private sector to earn that kind of dosh.

t. Sysadmin for a uni research department

sorry, $1.007Tn (short scale)

Well maybe if they didn't teach that shit they would get paid more.

But seriously Amerifats, why do you pay your teachers so little?

It's still a skill set

All my teachers were lazy apathetic trash (and im convinced most male teachers only teach so they can be around jailbait all day)

>325M is 10000 time 32.5k
>One baseball player = 10000 teachers
>1 teacher = roughly 25 pupils at a time
>1 player = teaching 250.000 pupils a year
>You need 18 player to make a baseball game
>Supporting two baseball teams for a years costs as much as teaching 4.500.000 children

There should be something like a 1M cap to how much a person (!=corporation) can earn, this is getting ridiculous

Why are teachers bottom of the barrel losers? If it paid well and I could be a dick I'd do it but it's all about muh feelings so I decided not to.

It actually was boxing. When it started to get boring because it became point sparring, people flocked to the much more violent and courageous MMA.

Fucking socialists are retarded and don't understand economics work. The baseball player is worth several billion dollars in ticket sales, merch, endorsements, etc. Millions of people watch and pay to watch the baseball player. Why wouldn't the baseball player get a significant cut of that revenue he's generating through his talent?

The teacher is talking to 30 retards every hour reciting shit out of a book generating no revenue.

Fuck out of here with faggotry.

Dat projection. Most baseball players are cunts put upon by their own ego and the MLB corporation. Their salaries are hyper-inflated because they put asses into seats and people believe Baseball is actual sport worth holding interest.

Yeah just cap the wealth of individuals then redistribute the excess to the most needy like those poor blacks in Atlanta and single mothers

>325 million

Baseballs highest paid player makes 29 mil a year.

And half his salary if not more is going to go to taxes, which guess what, pays teachers' salaries.

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>baseball player
>modern day gladiator

lol
No

>The teacher is talking to 30 retards every hour reciting shit out of a book generating no revenue.
And the good teachers who actually know their shit and generate revenue for a good private school make a very good living.

Yeah for real

Supply and demand you shill. Anyone can become a teacher after a few months of training, but

Y'all niggers aren't recognizing what the real issue is here.

The real reason we don't have quality STEM teachers is because the pay disparity between education and the professional fields is too broad.

Unless STEM educators have pay that's competitive with what's in their respective field, there's no motivation to go into that profession.

>Their salaries are hyper-inflated because they put asses into seats and people believe Baseball is actual sport worth holding interest.

>asses into seats

that's right. one of these jobs generates revenue and the other doesn't.

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No, it doesnt make you think because you didnt get a decent education and cant understand the problem with that.

because the useful idiot socialists dont want intelligent people to become teachers and figure out the curriculum is a bunch of marxist baloney

It generates revenue in terms of educating future generations and providing the skills they need to survive in modern world

>Paying teachers more will make them teach better

Literally millions of people can be teachers. Less than .001% of people can hit a curveball going 90mph.
People are paid what they're worth.

people voluntarily give their money to sports you dumb shit
>hur durr lets give every teacher, nurse/doctor, soldier, firefighter and cop hundred millions dollars!

More like "Paying teachers more will attract professionals towards educating".

>the sport is popular.

>baseball
popular

>Increasing recognition and standard of living doesn't make a parson more efficient overall

EXACTLY, mein neggar. This is an utterly retarded argument created my stupid poor fags who will always be poor because they dont understand money.

Anyone except felons can become a teacher, very few people can become professional athletes or any other top tier category.

Saged

>Their salaries are hyper-inflated
>they put asses into seats

Pick one, commie shit. They get paid that much because they're worth that much. If the teacher feels their pay is not adequate compensation for the service they provide then they're free to leave the public school system and sell their skills on the open market of private education.

But they won't because they'd rather sit around all day doing nothing but whine about how little they're paid whilst enjoying the fact that it's impossible to fire them when they fail to meet the standards expected of them.

MLB generates the 2nd highest revenue out of all sports leagues in the world.

$32,500 for only working 9 months a year with tons of days off in that 9 months is pretty good though

wtf I hate money now

Commie nigger that is some snowflake bullshit. A teacher making 32.5 is in a shitty public school dealing with wild apes teaching government mandates faggotry.

Any funding increases for schools will go straight into the pockets of administrators and their cronies. These are the pedo teachers who can't be fired no matter what, because their buddy network controls the hiring and firing. They get caught embezzling and they don't even stop.

Obama's answer for education was to give these people more power. Nothing changed, because they were already accustomed to overstepping the power they had.

Blame the teacher's unions for that. If STEM teachers get a boost in pay, English and Art teachers will whine and say that liberal arts are just as important.

So glad i'm done with PUBLIC education.

When is the last time you watched a game?

Supply and demand.

Hundreds of thousands of people are teachers.

That 1 player is the best of the best in a commercial sport. 95% of baseball players don't earn a penny - 100% of teachers earn at least 32k

We spend twice what Euros do per student...where does it go?

> effective distraction of population - worth millions
> day care for cucks - worth thousands
> blame the cuck`s priorities - worth ???

>""""WE""""
i don't need retarded baby sitters

I am divided here, what the kid said is right but in the wrong way, the teacher was trying to say right thing, but got wrong answer.

Never. Doesn't change the fact that MLB generates almost $10b a year and is only topped by NFL in this regard.

I kinda want to be a teacher. I love kids (although I feel like teaching HS or even middle school would be hell since kids are so moody at those ages) and it'd be rewarding. Maybe I can move to a 99% white rural town and just teach and live in a little cabin in the woods or something. Perfect hermit life.

Uni professors might be good at thinking and researching their topic, but one thing most of them are not very good at is teaching. This is not surprising, nobody ever enters academia because they like teaching. They also get zero actual training for it (citation needed, I think they can visit courses if they want). For most profs, it's a necessary evil. And it shows.
Luckily university students are adults, and teaching adults is infinitely easier than teaching kids. And differently to primary school, if the teacher is shit, you don't have to visit the lesson, and grab a good textbook instead, provided one exists. Most are atrotious, cause the demographic who writes them is the same as the one that does the teaching. And a lot of them are almost as bad at writing as they are at teaching.

lol. Wait are you saying we SHOULD pay them more so we can hire people that aren't retarded baby sitters? Or are you saying we simply shouldn't have teachers?

The joys of an efficient public system. Also, niggers.

player = teaching 250.000 pupils a year
1 player = entertaining millions of people a year

that's how tv works. anyone/thing on tv is providing value to millions of people at a time, hence the high payment.

And another thing. If liberals value education so much, why are they so insistent that someone else pays for it?

Actually teachers get more like 50K a year if you factor in they only work 8 months out of the year, plus they get sweet pensions/

do teachers really make that little

dem programs

I'm not familliar with baseball in america
How many match does one player in a year? How long does a match last? Also I believe you need to full teams of 9 to actually entertain millions

It won't, especially with America having a standardized teaching plan.

That is the major problem (with bad teachers as you said) is some kids just can't learn some of the things that are standardized but could do amazing in other fields if given the chance, and some teachers can't teach the standardized (my old college) but probably could teach other things better if given the chance,

Also where the schools put teachers, I had a teacher for botany that first got the job of teaching for studying terrorism and how to stop it. She was good, but you can guess what we learned about more than just plants.

No, the student answered the question incorrectly. The point of the question is to determine if something is likely or not, "reasonableness".

However, both the word reasonableness and the structure of the question is retarded.

The student did display some intelligence, unless the teacher explained how these questions work beforehand.

If the teacher did explain it, then the student is a retard who can't pay attention.

tl;dr
The question is a retarded trick question.

[spoiler] Who the fuck grades with green ink? [/spoiler]

Are we talking coastal state or farmtown state? That matters.

32.5k/yr was young bachelor pay 10 years ago, and groceries have gone up 4x since then. You'd get a one bedroom apartment, MAYBE a car, and payment of utility bills which were more fees than consumption prices. Globalism's culture of desperation is something to be fought back against, not used to set your watch.

>I live in a former/current socialist republic and my pay is lower than that
The rent and groceries are probably also lower - hopefully.

they make more why would you believe this cartoon?

enjoy having a 95 mile per hour fastball thrown at your face?

ugh this is dumb.

A high skill athlete can generate crazy amounts of economic activity. A teacher cannot.

if the teachers were less liberal I would pay more.

this is what they call

PRIVATE SCHOOLS

Apple ipads in the classroom and Cocacola machines in the corridors. The rest goes to the bureaucracy.

This only proves government education is shit since teachers get paid by the government and baseball players get their wages determined by the free market.

makes me think as well

Doesn't even make since baseball is a private organization.

fpbp

Anyone can be a teacher.

Not just anyone can hit a home run against a professional pitcher in a major league game.

Supply and demand.

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This it's all about supply and demand. There's an endless supply of college graduates with no vision of what they should do so they just turn to education.

Pro sports generate revenue, and because of that the competition is very high. I'd like to see if anyone here would even remotely be able to become pro at any sport. Anyone can become a teacher with enough college.

Ball players have 5 to 10 years to make all the money for their entire life.

Government school teachers program kids for 40 years or so.

to answer your question 164 games per year

it doesn't matter anyway, the reason he is payed is tv reaches several orders of magnitude more than 1 teacher

My microbiology teacher graded in sparkly green, it was weird cause he was a straight guy and his wife was cool (the botany one in another comment)

After that, I don't know what the fuck teachers do anymore

kek

>How many match does one player in a year?

A shitload.

> How long does a match last?

Too fucking long.

Baseball is the most boring sport in the world next to NASCAR and golf.

Question: Is there actually some official way you can learn to become a teacher in the US? We have dedicated higher-degree schools for that shit.

this is true.

Baseball player produces explicit, graspable monetary value, Teacher doesn't. The same with IT and sales in a company. IT is a non-productive cost factor while sales rakes in the money.