/ausnz/

me on the left edition

How do i get a dunedin bf

You don't

You don't.
Dunedin and all of its inhabitants are mine.

seize the day and just be yourself bro

>stray
Hmmm... That reminds me of something, would you happen to be same person that wrote the post in pic?

but it'd be so cool to be introduce my ranger dunedin(e) bf

You could try asking me...

but I'm a Dunedin inhabitant and I'm not yours, at least I don't think I am

I love white men. I don't mind russian men, as long as they don't look like mongoloid chink Putin shit. No homo. So far, Ukraine has better looking men than Russia, though I do believe people of Ukraine slighty different than russian.

that guy was fun but he was a total sub at heart

>anime

slut, you already have 3 or 4 bfs

also you're not even in dunners right now

You didn't know this whole time?
Well this be quite the shock for you then, but yes.
You're mine.

yeah that thread was fun, it's a shame I got stuck at work and couldn't bump it
okay

dunno why people deny that jews were behind the russian revolution

Well fuck off then cunt.
You'll never get a Dunedin bf that way.

Shutup
I can have as many bf's as I damn well please.
I already tried only having one and that didn't work so I now I have to hedge my bets.

w-what about me?

why do americans use miles instead of meters that is so irritating reee

IT WAS DA JOOS!

You're also mine as you're just on holiday.

because mutts are dumb

Yah!

Jews were active participants, but they couldn't do shit alone.

pretty much just to piss everybody off and make you have to do menial math

The Jews are just one big hive mind pulling in a single direction.

this, each individual jew is just a tendril of one great jewish beast that seeks to dominate the world

t. whore

Because they are silly

really interesting thesis.
it should be researched what happens when you take 6'000'000 out of that hivemind.
but its dumb.
>chalmers talking about whores

>>chalmers talking about whores
hey, I'm pure!!!

*rapes you*
not so fast kiddo

>hey, I'm pure!!!
I used to believe that lie...
I was blind, I just saw what I wanted, now I know.

>but its dumb.

yes, yes...let the hate flow through you

What the heck, I literally just saved this picture...
spooky.

pls no
but I am!

How about this
For every outfit I got you that you want you'd have to wear two I find that I want. But that only really lasts for the three days it takes to break you in, when everything I think and want becomes what you want.
You wouldn't really need to be asked anything then, it'd be way easier not having to think and just being told what or understanding perfectly what we both want, so kinda pointless after that!

I really have no choice, I didn't know you were so helpless. I really love dogs the most, they're the most loyal, but you're just a kitten, and a mere stray at that. I really just feel bad!
I think it's about time someone took you off the streets, gave you your collar, and fed you some milk~
That's the only way we're going to get you filled up with my kittens like you begged for me to do!

I'm gonna hold you at gun point and make you take the benis like you want to

You are superintendent Chalmers in a school of perverts.
Everyone here is a mere child compared to you in terms of perversion.

Where is midori? The kiwi lad with the sad ghost pfpic.

Go make this while I go to the store
Something good might come of it

I did make it a little obvious, didn't I

Once again, wrong general you mong.

I almost never post here but I just thought I'd let you guys know NZ is the 11th country to achieve orbital launch capabilities (beating Australia.) Congrats!

Woah I was in the same dickscord server as that guy, just remembered he wanted me to add him after he left

>You are superintendent Chalmers in a school of perverts.
I'm going to use this from now on

>orbital launch capabilities
Did Winston land on the moon or something?

That Discord is the worst tbqh

>jews are innocent

>make you take the benis like you want to
or what?
>superintendent Chalmers
that's a good one
>Everyone here is a mere child compared to you in terms of perversion.
n-no...
>I did make it a little obvious, didn't I
y-yeah... sorry for not keeping that thread on /qa/ alive like you told me to
nice one New Zealand
have you been on there mr normie?

Hey, neat.
Good stuff.

Can we launch rockets at other countries with this equipment?

>jews are to blame for everything I don't like

>or what?
I'll shoot you? Why else would I threaten you at gun point.

Which one are you? I never post in it, it's just the same 5 or 6 people circlejerking with like 20 others who don't take part

oh, okay then

I would assume you'd need to weaponize the rockets but I don't see why not

t. jew

>Which one are you?
Not telling

>it's just the same 5 or 6 people circlejerking with like 20 others who don't take part
Yep, it's awful
It's worse than a facebook messenger group

Yeah we should do that.
Bully some Pacific Islands, fucking Fiji has been asking for it.

>anyone who disagrees with me is jewish
wait so you actually go on discord

hahahahahahahaha you fucking normie

Hmmm... What region are you from?

I reckon those cheeky cunts in Sydney could use a good rocket

what general? there isnt another /ausnz/

Pacific Kiwi Empire when?

Fuck off
I only joined it because that dumb american made me.

I'll give you a hint

There's an /nzg/ on Sup Forums sometimes

angry jew

Go on...

Soon, very very soon...

>play train sim game with a stoner on ts
>ask him what signal combinations mean
>he starts to google while high on drugs
>only get dumb answers
>funny as heck

also pic related is the person who figured out the imperial system

that was my hint
look at the profile pics you gronk

>I only joined it because that dumb american made me.
you should have just told him "lol no", that's what I did, discord is such cancer

>me on the left
me too

He wanted to send me an image, I didn't want to make a fuss for no reason.

Oops, caught it after typing that. I only joined because some /bant/ gaywi convinced me too, but then he ended up having a bf anyway. My luck is like that.

he sent me plenty of images from discord and I never had to join, and anyway it sounds like you go on it regularly mr normie

>/bant/ gaywi
I hope it wasn't northshore, I want to own that little sub boy.
So are you gonna tell which one you are then?

>used it literally the first time in 6 months
yep, major normie here

>I hope it wasn't northshore, I want to own that little sub boy.
Uhhh that could be me. Or are you talking about Sif? He's the bf of the dude who invited me.

>Uhhh that could be me
Oh, Hiya cutie
I am certainly not talking about Sif

Best part desu.

O-oh it's you, I thought you were from Auckland. I'm the only orange guy in fagland.

I just want to walk to the shop and get some dinner but I'm too lazy.
Lifes hard...

>I thought you were from Auckland
I am, but I live and study in Dunedin about 2/3 of the year, I'll be heading back next week.

All I want is a black gf

The half time show is just all three guys doing gymnastics on the floor.

She's used to much bigger Zhang

Enjoying the game buddy?

That's rough, surely you've got something at home you can have?

Yeah but I want fish and chips.

Nice
grab me a prawn twister will ya?

well you go for it then, the walk will be well worth it

and could ya pick me up a deep fried moro bar

>deep fried moro bar
fatty

Rightio you've talked me into it.
Suppose I'll have to put on some pants.

>I'll have to put on some pants
l-lewd

It's not to eat, it's to throw at people

I don't know how getting dressed is lewd but okay.
I'm not getting you one now, what a waste of food.

Why waste $3 to just throw it at somebody?

G-guys this is getting lewd.

I'd walk there for ya if I was close by

Friendly reminder that Australia is a hoax.

...

The collar just didn't fit and I neglected your training, maybe something better came of it!

Lads there might be an imposter

The bfs depression is flaring up and he ditched me today and now I've nothing to do

Should I just dump this guy?

He ditched you?