Everyone dies

>everyone dies
>what a waste of "good" characters to expand on and add to our new movie universe.

>no one dies
>WHAT THE FUCK IT'S IN THE NAME AND THAT COMIC COVER UGH I'M TOTALLY NOT REBLOGGING THIS

How come nobody has pointed this out? DC can only lose.

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Yeah it's really unfortunate there is no middle ground between two extremes

Only Diablo and Slipknot die.

>Slipknot dies

Get outta here, I really thought he'd make it!

>Only some dies
There

Everyone who is not Harley, Boomer and Deadshot is fair game, I don't expect anyone but Slipknot and Diablo (Maybe Croc) to eat it, though;

Impliying the won't be the star stealing the fucking show.
Get ready
>Slipknot solo movie
>Slipknot v Batman
>Slipknot and the Justice League
>Slipknot in Avengers 3

>Slipknot main villain of the DCEU and MCU crossover

Slipknot had a peculiar life.

Try only Slipknot.

They have those new graphical info cards.

Deadshot gets one. Harley gets one. Rick gets one. Boomer gets one. Enchantress gets one. Diablo gets one. Croc gets one. Waller gets one.

Slipknot? Slipknot didn't get one.

Fuck you! Slipknot is totally getting a solo movie.
These dudes get it.

>Slipknot is the main villain of that movie because he ties them together

>He doesn't know Adam Beach's DC contract is for 12 movies.
What's it like living in Pleb City? Can't slip the Knot.

But slipknot did get one.

what is this from

From one of the many Oscar winning Steven Seagal kinos.

I hope Slipknot goes out in a blaze of glory.
>today is a good to die

That's Diablo's role, Slipknot will set off his bomb trying to escape and be made fun of.

A cowardly Native American can't say I've seen that before

>Jumps out the window 14 times

Is this edited or is that actually how it was in the movie

Legit movie.
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>not appearing in this movie: Seagal's actual voice.

Good thing Slipknot, El Diablo and the Succubus die.

>Sup Forums is made up of the same idiots that bought bought The Best Little Whore House In Texas movie thinking they got a porno.

Is it true that he jizzed in a condom and put it in Will Smith's birthday cake?

And what about the story with the rats and the used heroin needle?

G

All true

>that bought bought
What was that about idiots?

You mean idiots who take movie titles at literal face value. Yeah, those guys are speds! Go on & finish your paint chips & drain cleaner.

First time I ever got motion sickness from watching an action scene

Enemy Mine added a mine because executives thought the title would be confusing.

>reblogging
Really? Nobody commented on this? Fuck, it really is just fucking Tumblr here

slipknot got one you dingus
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Are you saying you couldn't give yourself a Rusty Venture to thatmovie?

Flagg dies at the end as well.

This is also why Tom Hardy dropped out of the role. He thought he was getting a multi-film deal but read up and found out he dies.

Except the reason he dropped out was because filming conflicted with the Revenant .

>he thinks a Snake Venom is a Rusty Venture.
lurk more.

>suicide squad
>only 3 people die

wow

c'mon grandpa, you know nobody under 50 will even get that joke

Flagg doesn't die.

>Rick Flagg, the protagonist of the comic dies in the first movie as a background character
>Harley Quinn, from the worst run on the book is the protagonist and gets her own movie

Thanks, Based Snyder!