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/brit/
una beto.....................
first for Roshi
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is this the new thread
I used your toothbrush to scrub my ballbag, sorry.
there's a surprising lack of nationalism porn
Creasing that Beto had a longstanding reputation on /lat/ and decided to post this image of himself as if it wouldn't instantly be jumped upon and turned into a meme.
>No edition
FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! REEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Weird tsundere tinder date gives me asmr and nothing else, love it
imagine wanking to this
wasnt me reeing
I know. The groid ruins it.
how to get a pure slag gf?
twas i
Based Australia could not give less of a fuck
wonder if there are any female /brit/posters
if there are and you're reading this, what the fuck are you doing here?
low test go away, i don't want your soy on me
Looking for a husband
HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLING TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
MERCY
alri kelsey
This thread explains why melbourne is shite
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Have woke up every day for over a month before 9am thinking about all the times I should've kissed her
Watched the latest planet of the apes with the GF yesterday. Was a good flick.
you're in the wrong place, none of us are good looking or have money
Get it together sad act
satan !
no it explains why reddit is shit
Add me on Discord Alan
nigger
always wondered, do they dub the movies in Thai or do movies have subtitles?
*rewrites your history*
heheh, no offence cumskins
negress
>melbourne is good
Umm speak for yourself sweetie can you just ugh not i literally can't even ugh thank yiiouuu
alans off his nut
My gf is such a spacker when she’s asleep. When she tries to roll over she rolls on top of me like a sausage, so I push her off and she just goes back to sleeping on the same side, which makes her try to roll over again a few mins later. Farted on her for that transgression.
Bought a longbow and a quiver of arrows, on a train to Quebec in the morning.
get a grip
Forgot your Apu, la'
I hope for your sake you really do have a gf otherwise this gimmick is very pathetic
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Yeh, remember when some runts in Melbourne released a video supporting Hillary. Pure embarrassment.
Who the fuck doesn’t have a gf in this day and age
They're not conscious thoughts. I can't control them.
and the ones who do are manlets
Yer mum
i'm mgtow i don't need a gf
>Made a bunch of arrows out of cheap dowel rods and duct-tape fins
>Out-shoot the compound-fags with my shitty, discount longbow
>Watch them after every shot and relish in their internal REE'ing
Imagine being upper middle class.
Imagine always having a nice supply of income and never having to worry about bills. Imagine being able to buy almost whatever you want.
Imagine living in a nice large 3 floor Victorian listed house nicely decorated inside. Imagine driving your family to France in your Volvo SUV/Range Rover
Imagine having a nice accent and having nice clothes
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All girls are like that and that weird smelling you thing too. What impresses me is how they are okay breathing uncomfortably with their nose stuck on your chest or shoulder as long as you give them a cuddle. I feel like I am dying if there's anything obstructing my breathing when I'm asleep.
mirin' those dubs
>he is here
stop it
*knocks into you in the coffee que*
Oi, quit day dreamin', ya fuckin' wanker. You're holdin' up the bloody line.
Cringe
Ah, mhmm, very clever, you sure got m-
*Socks you in the fucking face*
why do we call him alan when it's well documented that his name is nassim douche
natural mate, its your caveman kicking in ensuring your face is available to hear and see danger faster upon waking. same for having your arms not around the bird but in front of you away from them. those that didnt were the ones that got eaten probabilistly over the many generations.
Nassim Douche
Scored some DANK
Rate
doing a VERY spicy poo lads. bum feels like it's trying to turn inside out
I do have a nice accent.
>coffee que
oregano/10
Okay /brit/ let's play a game, grab a piece of food and make pretend
First, grab a pretzel rod and chomp on it pretending you are a beaver on a log
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
Hahahaahaha
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
I think it's a good idea to start
Writing all of our replies as if we were writing
Poems, or songs, or something of that nature
Simply to keep things fresh and interesting.
Companies do stuff like this all the time,
So therefore, I think we should
Change things up to be new and interesting too
can't believe yasmine akram is half paki
Dealer's hooking me up with that loud bomb af dank
all yanks sound the same regardless of class
his real name is Alan David Jones, he's Welsh and from Rhonda. Nassim, Thailad, Kev, 190cm, etc. are all characters he plays here.
It's a grass is greener type of thing. Those things look only nice if you don't have them (but suffering and class envy is a real awful thing not denying that). The best is having being poor at some point in your life so that you can appreciate upgrading your social class. But even then it's only temporary.
dude that is some good weed
really more australian than british
wish all canadians would die horrible agonsing deaths
Ahaha, absolutely MAD this one is
drank too much lads
hhahahaahahaha
me too
I have no class.
i can
the hint is in the name
All I know about British culture is Sup Forums and BBC
don't bully me ;_;
Unironically makes you think and I'm a big fan of evolutionary psychology but never looked at it this way for some reason.
the switch being near $500 is ridiculous
watch it sunshine
grow up
what's a computer?
>tfw seeing a girl who used to fancy you but doesn't anymore
Bloody awkward
going to mass, want owt?
*accuses you of sexual assault for touching my knee*
Heheh enjoy your life on JSA, scumbag
*Grabs my cup like this*
wacky bruce mate what are you doing in the UK? fancy going for a few bevvies?
>que
weirds me out too, most things seem to have a logical reason that at one point kept us alive for however a small reason but its often obscured by what i think i already know. reading NN Talib's books on randomness was what started to break this, suddenly everything seemed not right anymore but somehow easier to understand once you accepted it.
how do I get a girl that looks just this
>movie character makes a homophobic joke
>son doesn't laugh
anyone else want to trade?
Lol why would you touch her knee
dumb dumbposter
>>son doesn't laugh
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