CANADA ONLY THREAD

If you are not from Canada you cannot post. This is Canadians only.

We discuss the greatest Country on earth in this thread, Canada.

RULES FOR YOU CANADIANS:
1. No shitposting in this thread.
2. If you have autism you cant post.

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I wish we had free speech, gun rights, and the right to defend ourselves in our own homes.

>a fucking leaf

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Fuck you dog fucker.
Trump promised me he was gonna
annex us when he wins and ship you
faggots to Australia.

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How do you do, fellow canadians?

I hope Wynne has a heart attack soon.

In Canada you do. Not with a gun thou... But you have to kill the intruded... or big problems.

Can't wait for Trump to annex this lib hellhole

This is now a waifu thread. Claim your Canadian waifu.
Trudeau is love

fuck off, we're full

dump em in europe

Well guess we'll just shitpost where we aren't wanted. That makes us Canadians right?

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you wouldn't like it here, you can't root dogs

>f you are not from Canada you cannot post. This is Canadians only
Hello!

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God I love 'Strayans

Commonwealth IP range ban when?

I just wanted to let you guys know that I hate just about every one of you.

Get fucked.

>2. If you have autism you cant post.
But all canadians have autism.

What is the fucking obsession with annexation you idiots have?

Canada works best as a semi-socialist state not as a full on capitalist country. Our economy would be better off with more government control on our resources and infrastructure. The libtards are ruining this and selling off all our shit but we are one of the world's top economies off of sitting on a massive resource stockpile and selling bits to foreign governments and we'd be even better off if we didn't charge foreign corporations pennies on the dollar for unfettered access to it.

This country fucking sucks dick.
No party worth voting for anymore.

I hope you die in a fire

When do we get a glorious under 30 nationalist party like they have in europe?

Hi

I need to get out of this shithole

GET OUT

It's the servility of the Loyalists expressing itself in their Anglo descendants. Nobody licks the boot of the UK anymore so modern Anglos want to lick the boot of the US.

chinks

We all do user, I would go innawoods if I wasn't already there

Who at least 6th gen here?

heck off commienadians, i do what i want

Hello :)

no please more

t. boomer with 5 properties

Us Canadians, amirite eh?

This country sucks. I'm surrounded by slant-eyed riceniggers all fucking day

I practically jizz in my pants when I leave town and see white girls with actual feminine features.

for the real canadians, a real treat. a song of our forefathers, as lament of the three Marys is a classic song one would sing in times of troubles.

youtube.com/watch?v=3JEiuM_eHuw

fuck off. canada is not toronto or vancouver.

I have dozens of """refugees""" living in my building. Ask me anything.

>living in bc

it's ok

Do they do anything that annoys you

No forests around here, and the feeling is mutual.

they want millions of niggers and spics to diversify our gene pool

I hope you're not in based eastern ontario.

There's a town here where some of the folks will greet you in Gaelic.

>being attracted to feminine features

IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR UGH EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MASCULINE WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN

every major city is a liberal shithole. every small town has no job prospects.

I hear Arabic all day, every day. I can hear it now, in fact. The kids dribble basketballs outside non-fucking-stop and the boys drive girls bikes around (wonder where they got those!).

The parents are just trash. None of them speak English, they're not even literate in their own language. Once a man and his two wives and thirteen kids were just standing in the main door to the building and wouldn't move when I asked, so I had to shove the guy.

Halifax.

Dad's side was one of those original prairie settlers that got massive tracts of land in Alberta just for moving there then traded it all for 2 sheep because he was some Irish farmer that got duped into coming over.

5 generations of Irish frontier farmers who all died penniless.

I'll post wherever the fuck I like, what are you bunch of leafs going to do about it?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Hi I've been here for 11 years can you guys show me the goodstuff from Canada

How many years until the economy recovers?

Life is good. Not in a city. Nearest town is a 20 minute drive (10 if you're good and don't give a fuck about speed limits).
Have a closet full of guns.
Have rabbits trapped all the time.
Still moose meat in my freezer from the last hunt.

Been all over this country. This might be a tougher lifestyle on the back and hands, but I wouldn't trade it for limos and broads in a concrete jungle ever.

Im outside hali in the country, hows the refugee thing going, been awhile since I visited the city. I only saw one working at a gas station he spoke english well.

there are medium and small cities with opportunities that aren't libshitholes. You just gotta look, friend. Keep the faith.

youtube.com/watch?v=z_OGwpczFWM

Too bad. Halifax is great. The only place you can casually catch a glimpse of Joel Plaskett.

2021 we'll be fine.

Crash of housing next year, 4-5 for complete recovery but strength will be back a year or two after next election.

assuming trudeau gets axed.

>so i had to shove the guy

LMAO what

I like that song

>Not wanting to see trees everywhere
Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a tree here

I don't really hang out in the city and my work is never in Halifax so my only interaction with them is around the building.
He wouldn't fucking move. There was no way around.

12th generation here

Canada

>Crash of housing next year
It will never crash as long as there are hordes of chinks waiting in line to get in driving property values higher and higher and I don't see the flow of chinamen stopping any time soon.

Alberta ?

Any Sask Bros?

You need to go back

Must be over western Canada in that pic

How are you doing today my Canadian friend? Did you forget to take your Weedman-mediated autism pills?

Bestiality is legal only to accommodate Australia and friends..we can race mix now now

So why do leafs try to be like straya cunt so much? Leaf posts aren't funny, they aren't even bantz. They are just shit.

P.S. Don't try to compete with straya. Only kiwis are allowed to.
Pic related is me

youtube.com/watch?v=YCzUSJo5zqI

chinese are no longer lining up.

Pay particular attention to the rates of listings vs sellings in Vancouver from now until end of year. If the supply keeps going up but demand is stagnant, we might see it. VAN/TOR are propping up the bubble of overvaluation of homes in Canada by probably 20-30%.

There are no longer hordes of chinese willing to buy here. The investors are getting skiddish about the long-run of values and are looking at greenback properties. More expensive but growth is more certain and stable. Chinese state media is offering alternatives and bad-mouthing Vancouver real estate. Some of it is bullshit but some of it is correct.

It'll crash, it's a matter of when and how hard. Also chinks aren't entirely responsible. I'd say 40% responsible but it's a lot of Canadians in debt, defaulting on payments, financial engineering by banks to get you to spend on shit you can't afford.

164% is our debt-income ratio.

you will all be goat fuckers soon

Get your own sport denmark hockey will forever be ours.

What happened guys?

we are the true shitposters. australians do it to win approval, we do it to trigger people like you.

that's why they call it [[[shit]]]posting and not bantzposting

I think there's huge opportunity for a White Renaissance. The backlash against years of SJW faggotry will explode any day now and alt-right/white nationalism is going to have what we didn't have 5 years ago: a much-deserved air of legitimacy. Feels good, bros.

Sure thing Australia !

>Sure thing Australia
check my flag
then check your priviledge

Just let us take you then maybe you can stop being the runt of the anglo litter.

>thinking true right wing beliefs will ever gain any traction in Canada
it's possible for the pendulum to swing far right in Europe, but you're naive to think it will ever happen here.

>404

What was this?

You've been on Sup Forums too long. Trudeau's approval rating is higher than it's ever been (56%).

you're about to be taken up the ass soon thanks to your gay muslim pm so we'll pass on that offer.

Oh Halifax? So you're not even regular poor are you? Youre "my dad hung himself and I'm stuck shitposting in my mom's welfare shack basement" poor. You can't get a job out west can you? You still voted liberal didn't you? You're fat aren't you? You're proud for some wierd reason no one understands but you right? You're a sad sack fucking drunk, no social skills, no serious contacts, ever since you started being mad online your family's uncomfortable around you? Do you really think shilling is gonna turn your life around? Get fucked loser

Ya Will do ..

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Chinks and natives are the true canadians.

We took all the educated refugees left the bad ones for France and Germany. Just let us take your tiny hobbit country so you can have an identity outside of being mistaken for Australians.

>Be me
>living in Southern Ontario
>Full of immigrants of the brown kind
>Soldiers of Odin pops up in my city
>What do?

cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/soldiers-of-odin-hamilton-1.3707723

>muh indians
I obviously meant the people with jobs. I'm sticking to my convictions when I say not wiping out the French and the firewaters when we had the chance are Canada's 2 biggest historical mistakes

When will Trudeau fall down a set of stairs again? I'm tired of his ruling.

>United
For a country so divided between its ideologies, it's absolutely ironic to be have "UNITED" in its name!

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'People think we're some sort of white power group...We have had a few of those members and we've kicked them out.'
- Joel Angott, Soldiers of Odin Canada national president

Kys Anglo shit

Showing your true color again, eternal anglo.

Women voted for someone based on looks, college students voted for someone that promised to legalize their drug habits, and socialist baby boomers voted for someone because of his last name.

Fuck off OP. There's nothing to discuss about this shithole country. And even if there was, itd probably just be hockey.

Fuck off Alberta

Join them

>we've woken la hive

A FUCKING LEAF.