/sag/ formerly: desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: you're all awake now Invited: Afghans + Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Diaspora and gypsies + INDOchinese people + INDOnesians + people from the state of INDIana+ speakers of INDO-euroepan languages + anyone with a passing interest
quote: Whenever and wherever there is a decline in /desi/ threads, O descendants of Bharat, and a predominant rise of undesi threads, at that time I descend Myself. In order to rescue the Pajeets and to annihilate the p*kistani shitposters, as well as to reestablish the principles of /desi/, I advent /desi/ threads age after age
Do you doubt my perso-arabic ancestery? I'll have you know Im descended from babur himself
Josiah Harris
Yes. Post benis
Ian Lee
babur was turkic though.
Mason Butler
From my glorious perso-arabic forehead to the bottom of my perso-arabic feet(my hair is anglo) I am the pinnicle of the perso-arabic man. Here to btfo the dravidian scum like my ancesters :) from the middle east did.
Josiah Bell
>Pinnicle Those madrassas.
Cameron Cox
>tfw 3 cute persian girls at work
Easton Adams
Fufufu... Silly little indian boy you are no match for my genes. My dad is descended from the greatest of arab warriors of quresh to prove his worth to the persia overlords he brought the heads of 50 dalit scums(that is you) and emperor xerses gave my dad his daughter's hand in marriage. You are genetical inferior to the half persian half arab mughal that is me
Grayson Adams
P-please stop I can't take it anymore
Isaiah Ross
I'm a white guy of mostly Anglo descent, but I want to learn Hindi
How will I be perceived by the locals? Will they be friendly?
Cooper Hughes
When I went to europe people kept mistaking me for italian/southern european, people would speak italian to me and would be shocked when they realise Im not italian. They said its not possible that I can be anything but southern european. I told them that I have been blessed with roman heritage and they started to worship me. The pope himself came to thank me for coming to europe. When leaving the immigration did not allow me to exit europe, my roman heritage is far to valuable to exit europe they said but I told them europe is where the heart is. Hearing this they broke down in tears and gave me way
Hunter Kelly
Depends. Random streets in local markets etc? They'll think you're some rich fuck and will try to sell overprice things. People in general are friendly tho. Just stay away from shopkeepers.
Robert Gomez
What's the best place to visit? I was thinking Chandigarh.
Leo White
helooooooooo my based bhratas. hey pak-kun , when we will kill subhuman amaan tariq?
Levi Parker
Chandigarh is good. It's like Europe desu. Every state has its own history, food language etc. Don't go to Delhi, Bihar and Uttarpradesh( states)
Landon Cruz
Hindi/Urdu are untermensch languages which will be all but extinct come the turn of the century.
Hudson James
He is arab therefore genetically superior
Asher Gutierrez
North East India imo , Sikkim is pretty based and 100% defaction free .(just so you know)
Nathan Taylor
Hindi sounds like the language of the gutter.
Daniel Davis
so is urdu
>dalit convert is genetically superior >mfw
Logan Collins
hello
Brody Bennett
>dalit He is turkish, arab irani and pashtun with hints of mughal
Isaac Thompson
So. Dalit?
Wyatt Myers
...
Zachary King
>so is urdu same thing as hindi
punjabi is the language of the horse-stable
Evan Jackson
hello friendo , which country are you from.
Matthew Jackson
t. Pajeet. Fuck off. They all suck. Sanskrit masterrace
Hudson Wood
Meet the Hilter's 6th army division which got encircled and dissapered during battle of Stalingrad. They surfaced recently in Bihar, dressed as Secular Lantern, Commanded by son of great chara chor der Lalu and named after famous Nozi unit SS which abbreviates like SSS(Secular Seva Sangh).
Easton Jones
i'm from australia
Levi Scott
Yeah , we can see that. are you Indian , Paki , bangla ?
Adam Adams
He's either that bengali or kerela guy. Or that aussie who likes southasians very much
Liam Gray
Radi ke pille India Chan be thread bana ke havas nai miti tumhare?
Is it true India si considering taking gypsies back to india?
Benjamin Rivera
they're incestous sons of bitches , don't even know how to hide their tracks. man incest should be banned immediately.
Cooper Johnson
Pakistan is a superpower.
Jayden Perry
No. Thinking of conquering Romania and Bulgaria
Austin James
who are gypsies? and are you the priya pickle user?
Elijah Morgan
Only the qt grills Yeah like banning it would make a difference and tbqh if i had as hot first cousin as pakis do I wouldn't mind tapping that cousin pussy
Elijah Bell
Gypsies are gujjus who left Gujarat in early 1500s
Adam Wright
Gypsies are roma people. Dark, lazy, uneducated, unhygenic and basically parasites on society in every single country in the world. They hail from India.
and no
Brody Edwards
Imagine fucking the girl version of you.. No thanks..
Jason Clark
Sastipe dosto.
My grandma was a Roma Gypsy but I'm learning the language on my own. It's pretty interesting.
Mason Garcia
>I wouldn't mind tapping that cousin pussy I would too , but kids with them? Nah , never . If you have ever read genetics , you would realize that cousins and family members have their genes in the same loci , that's why incestuous marriages leads to Bradford babies.
Ryder Morales
>gujjus nah they're rajasthanis.
Juan Martin
When the perso-arabic man appears You can see a Indian man in tears. Moves with graces, clothes covered in golden lace, truly the the mughal empires heir Off to dispatch the vedic aryans in pair A stench of poo here? The Indians are near. Stares at an Indian there Hoping to find their lair. Flatulence fills the air The indians descend upon the mare Fell into the trap of the hot bahbibaats, did he not? Captured and face covered with snot Shackled in the abbatoir But they forgot he was a sabboteur A sound of wailing fills the air 'Tis the toilet witches attacking with flair Indians being forced to used loos disintegrate As I still shackled in this trap orate. Poo in the loo, the witch cried Many indians on that day died
Christian Murphy
Should we tell him he's unfunny?
Kevin Wilson
namaste
Christian Barnes
We mughals nao
Robert Perry
>tfw it is based paki poster :) i missed your poems and weird aloofness.
Luke Miller
If Pakis and Poos, all got along They'd probably nuke me down my the end of this song
Wyatt Perry
Its copy pasta from when desi was here
Carson Reed
I know. But posting it always makes it unfunny and boring asap.
Cooper Harris
Joy Bangla . tumi kesi cho?
Anthony Turner
>Its copy pasta from when desi was here oh so when you're not based paki? fuck off indo-pak baiting is the lifeblood of this general
Isaiah Ross
kek
Joshua Diaz
He posted the same thing in the other thread. Bhag BC
Benjamin Brown
Real talk, what are you guys gonna do when your country goes underwater?
The only option is to use methods to prevent it. Other than that, there's really no other option.
Isaac Powell
no but you're not the original pakishitposter who used to fuck about in desi and write poems.
Samuel Bell
Atheist bengali?
Carter Peterson
>mfw /desi/ actually getting this much traction
could /desi/, dare i say it, be revived?
William Morris
seriously man I don't know bangla , I just made shit up just to ensure that you're a real Bangla and not that other Bangladeshi proxy.
Tyler Lewis
Pakime was the OG
Daniel Green
What language are you learning?
Nolan Phillips
>Not invited: Dalits Rude
Benjamin Jones
isn't /desi/ , /sag/ ? sorry I am new on Sup Forums
Owen Diaz
Its called /sag/ not desi
Christian Sanchez
I thought it was a typo or something? Are you referring to that teenager on Sup Forums?
No, I'm between agnosticism and theism actually.
Colton Rivera
nah pakime was from Sup Forums Sup Forums had its own paki shitposter and then pakime came when we started advertising /desi/ in Sup Forums they were two separate posters.
the problem is a lot of other pakistani posters seem to have adopted a similar method of shitposting. roma gypsy language pajeet, he literally said
David Bell
Romani.
Xavier Sullivan
Tumhar nunu chota hotche
Luke Turner
>t.dalit
Robert Martin
/desi/ was the original general, it died
then some newfags came about and made /sag/ which also died.
i prefer /desi/ becase /desi/gnated + its original and i have all the diffeent scripts written for it already. also sag reminds me of ballsack which sags.
Benjamin Hill
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Landon Price
I was unaware that was a language
Josiah Miller
Tell me about all the paki posters from back then user
Asher Ramirez
Also don't tell me you fags go to Pol unironically.
Jaxson Baker
>i have all the diffeent scripts written for it already what scripts? Python , java ?
James Wright
el ay de es
Benjamin Davis
he used to just shitpost a lot, though occasionally he'd break out of character and be normal and then he'd shitpost.
also pakime used to just spam, whereas OG paki used to come up with creative shitposts.
Jason Cruz
>Pajeet >calling other people's dicks small
Cameron Perez
The different languages in the title probably
Ethan Cox
/desi/ is a term only for pakis, indians nd bengalis. /sag/ includes all of southasia
