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Niggas iffy uh

many SF residents live directly above what was once a huge cemetery complex, and UCSF Laurel Heights campus building was built on top of former graves

AYYYYY YUP LA UR JUS A SOFFERN FAIRY U AHAHA XX

God you're an obnoxious retard, stop larping as a 1950s dockhand you spastic.

literally all my posts in /brit/ are made by first asking the question "what can i do with this post to get more brits to racemix?"
consider myself an expert at it and am currently payed over 300 dollars a month by soros for my subtle racemixing propaganda

imagine living in ipswich

Shove off Rupert.

reposting because i'm curious how far this flamboyant homo will go

hm yes very interesting

*filters you and continues talking to other people*

just type interesting fun facts so i can actually learn something instead of just telling me about your life k sweety

pottery

ipswich is an absolute cesspit. please leave it

Spartan women were famously considered unbelievably attractive due to their rigorous athletic training. They'd often surprise even male participants from Athens and Thebes, and it was said that at one point, Athenian women flat-out refused to participate until Spartan women were either banned or made illegal in the games.

Wow wow wow. I’m in a restaurant having brunch and I’ve bought a book with me. A lady comes up to me and asks what I’m reading. I explain the book to her and she looks me dead in the eye and said “you’re lovely.. I felt compelled to speak to you and now I know why”.

/brit/ has always been a microblog

Did...Did you take her on a nice date?

dear diary

Yesterday I felt over the moon. I haven't received this much dopamine since i was regularly having sex with my gf few years ago. I feel great because out of a field of 20 people I got the job offered on Wednesday. I've been hyped ever since.

I'll let you know how it goes, I love you diary, you're my best friend.

Thinking of moving to New Brunswick.

hoping my brother's baby isn't going to be a female. it's getting to a point in society now where it must be illegal to be an uncle because everyone assumes you're a nonce and I won't be able to partake in any family activities in the future :(

this was a satanic ritual sacrifice

cba with making 2 posts so i'll amalgamate them in this:

firstly: literally done fuck all but clean my apartment and do a bit of reading (like every weekend) what do i tell the normies at toil when they pry (as they always do and look increasingly disappointed when i say not much just relaxed)

secondly: has anyone ever come across gamers irl. like people who will actually say 'gaming' if you ask them their hobby and try to relate the conversation to something that happened on steam. when did this become socially acceptable? i thought gaming was one of those things you did in private.

>yougov.co.uk/opi/browse/Philip_Hammond
>yfw the strongest statistical correlation between liking Chancellor of the Exchequer Philip Hammond is Taylor Swift

>being happy
Ah yes, fuck off normie twat

>apartment

FOY

people would think you're a nonce even if it's male. just don't act like a nonce and this won't be an issue

Boys workin' on empty
Is that the kinda way to face the burning heat?
I just think about my baby
I'm so full of love I could barely eat

You've got to have one normie hobby that everyone appreciates and one shameful hobby you never tell anyone about, like football and WoW

Hahahaha. Our press is fucking atrocious. Don't blame Cathy "Strawman" Newman, blame her editor for her incompetence.

>But it is very easy to attack Cathy Newman, the female journalist whose male editor thought it would be a good idea to interview Jordan Peterson.
independent.co.uk/voices/cathy-newman-abuse-channel-4-jordan-peterson-metoo-backlash-latest-a8170031.html

gayming is cool now because women are doing it and soyboys mainstreamed it to make a profit, twitch, youtube lets plays, all eays money for the terminally unemployed and skilless. The media even calls it the "gamification" of society which is the gayest thing i've ever heard because to me, NOBODY should be proud of being a gamer.

come on now, football isn't that shameful

haha bent poof can't defend his point. probably has a gay lisp and claims everyone has one

>apartment

FOY

Also, if you have housemates say that you went to the pub or something with them. Or saw a film with friends. Brunch on a Sunday is also a normie meme that they like to pretend isn't just having lunch an hour early instead of a based Sunday roast

it's easy to attack cathy newman, but just remember she's a woman and women can never be criticised because they are flawless people with impeccable logic, and their word is the word of god himself.

oh
didnt realise peterson was actually a halfway competent person, assumed he was just going to be milo 8.0

Hmmmmm...

I play videogames but it's not information I'd ever freely offer about myself to someone in person unless I knew beforehand that they played games too.

yeah exactly.
how can someone just come up at start talking about 'ah i noticed a lot of games on steam are trying to play on nostalgia'

who the fuck plays video games in 2018 anyway?

I don't tell the normies about oh yeah i like to post on nicaraguan pottery-and-craft forums.
It should be a hidden hobby like bdsm or trainwatching that you don't discuss in public.

Herself*

Don’t assume God’s gender you bigot

hate dogs so much
disgusting idiotic filthy creatures

every time I walk through the park and see hordes of these fucking scum walking their dogs I feel sick. wish the government put them down

why did you lie about being from ipswich? you sound like a chip shop owner from leeds

Birdcucks

nowt wrong with train watching lads.

The Flying Scotsman steam train passed my town and I literally stopped everything I was doing to see it at the station

ok 'went for a pub lunch with the housemates'

that should throw off the normie judgment for a bit. jokes on them, my housemates would never go out to the pub, they're both depressed low-wage EU immigrants.

I play games all the time but my steam profile is private and I have no real life friends on there because why the fuck would I want anyone to know I have spent 800 hours in Dark Souls 3?

probably enjoy feeding on other vile little creatures

t. Cat

R U SAYIN??????????????????

youtube.com/watch?v=Cls8ZURQRK4

Look up a pub nearby you so that you don't get put on the spot though m8

I wonder what sort of people make these independent and guardian articles about women. I've never met anyone in my life who has agreed even remotely with some of the insanity of those opinion articles

Now that the dust has settled, why didn't they just ride the eagles to Mordor?

there is nothing wrong with it, but its just i feel very uncomfortable about people talking about niche hobbies in aconversation with random people.

i had another example: some woman at work likes horseriding and she wouldn't stop talking about it. its a shit conversation topic simply because what can anyone add to the conersation? same goes with video games, trainwatching or whatever other specialist hobby ou might have.

also trainwatching and vidya have the added autism element

Because the orcs had AA guns you moron

never met a man who doesn't like dogs that wasn't a complete wet wipe. usually bent and/or effiminate

comfy sunday mornings with farage. don't agree with him, but still find his podcast comfy.

lbc.co.uk/london/radio/player/

Why didn't Legolas tie the ring to an arrow and shoot it into Mordor?

Afterall, he was a very good archer.

>Thought that my feelings for the ex-gf would go away
>mfw they haven't

How weird would a normie ex-gf consider it I messaged her?

I saw my share of toxicity online, but what I saw from Peterson fans after the Newman interview is on quite another level. She dared to be challenging and critical of JB, and now we are supposed to burn her on stake for that. I had some doubts for some time now, but I don't think hat I can keep supporting someone who attracts that sort of people, in that number...

women are professional victims

they exist in london, but they usually don't talk to normal (boring even) seeming people like me and you.

so u b sayin

know this feel.

Don't know mate, never had a girlfriend

Why did Bilbo steal the ring from Gollum? Doesn't he know theft is immoral and wrong?

why didn't they just go left and circle around the world?

there were plenty of times in that debate where Cathy Newman even had JP on the ropes. Had him stuttering and long-pausing a number of times.

bad technique, she loses a couple centimeters by jumping diagonally

would discipline harshly if coach

Jordan Peterson does not even hold controversial views lol

why won't anyone have sex with me

Quick question, la's...Can birds taste things?

They seem to eat peppers no problem, but my friend's lovebirds seem to have a preference for small nuts and sunflowers. Do they only like them because they're small, calorie-dense, and easy to digest? Or do they like them because they're fond of the taste?

Truly induces the ponderance, my fellow lads...Truly induces the ponderance...

If the ring turned him invisible why didn't he just walk into Mordor and chuck it in the lava?

You direct linking to crap like this and giving it attention is just as bad tbqh.

So what is this sexual harassment angle and how does it work lads? How are the leftists able to co-opt this movement by bringing out victims and/or victimising them? It seems to be a very good strategy. Remember when all those people came out saying Ted Heath was a pedo? Turns out, it was all a lie and the accusers have been jailed for lying.

the grim reaper things can sense him when the ring's on

humans like the taste of sugar because its calorie-dense and easy to digest.

I don't even know who based Jordan Peterson was until he owned the SJW cuck Cathy Newman

all of jordan petersons views are evidence-based. i guess thats controversial for radical lefitsts.

>Ted Heath was a pedo? Turns out, it was all a lie and the accusers have been jailed for lying.

is that not just further proof of an establishment conspiracy?

is google broken?

so is my cum but you don't see birds lining up around the block

Emotions in animals is interesting. I was watching a bear documentary the other week and this fmaily of bears were trawling around looking for salmon, and out of nowhere the two cubs just got washed out to sea and died.

Now, following that, the mother bear didn't seem that bothered. But obviously there must be some kind of emotion.

He does in contemporary times.

stop calling people snowflakes, it hurts their feeling

are you asking if birds have taste buds? yes, they do

haha

>mfw as an econometrician when he starts pulling out the big guns and talking about multivariate analysis as though you should be making grand pronouncements about the world based on it

you go to jail for lying? brexit britian

Why don't you have a Welsh gf?

nah, there was an independent investigation and last year they discovered the main accusers were just mentally ill. And I think a lot of this harvey weinstein shit is simila too and the left know it

He's the only sensible Canadian to work as an educator as far as I can tell.

My 7th grade teacher was a nice fellow but I never asked about his worldviews.

Not really. And I'll post what ever the fuck I want on here, you irritating sheed cunt.

BASED Jordan B. Peterson RAPES Cathy Newman on live television | Rekt Feminists 2018 | #MAGA

woah dude all i did was threaten to bomb ur house and kill your mother, rape your sister and cum inside you lol hurt feelins much??? xD

i think he uses it to inform his pronouncements, not base them entirely on it.
please refrain from hysterical hyperbole. you're like a radical feminist.

Is it crazy that wanting a wife who stays at home looking after the kids is now a radically sexist position, instead you're expected to both toil, and put your kids in a nursery looked after by some 18k pa chav runts called Sharon and Carli, who did a BTEC in childcare. You're supposed to let your kids be raised by people you wouldn't even have round fot tea.

Damages mental health.

standard.co.uk/news/uk/calling-young-people-snowflakes-could-damage-their-mental-health-a3711711.html

Ah yeah, knew it was you, gimpy, sad, sad little spastic. Could spot you from a fucking mile off. Smelly little twat.

>kids

you don't understand, this isn't happening. this is what it's supposed to do, it's the white genocide.

Tips for posting on /brit/?

is jung evidence based?

imagine unironically believing global warming is real

is there a labor crisis in america today?