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Milton Keynes

Dave, why don't you just put on a trip? Everyone knows who you are by this point. You're so obvious in your posts everyone can identify you. Do you seriously have autism

This triggers the shitskin

>But it is very easy to attack Cathy Newman, the female journalist whose male editor thought it would be a good idea to interview Jordan Peterson.
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hey dave,

nice name mate.

cheers,

Dave

haha hello Anna! Done fucking up the drain are we? Good. *pisses on the floor of your bedroom while you're out*

Ever been in a sauna?

#metoo simply proves that muzzies and conservative chrstians were right all along

hmm, yes?

What books you lot reading then?

ye

...

Never met an Anna who didn't clog the drains

ahh fuck man I've been heavily dating for going on six years now, just trying to find a nice girl to settle down with

I'll give it a few weeks first

How was it?

alri lads clogging drains haha

Sheed: How I Live As A Dave

what book are YOU reading lad?

I don't care mate do whatever you want. It makes you look thick as sin though, and you're still a terrible poster.

you just sound very anal about very minor shit that you shouldn't be paying this much attention to. I had the same experience when sharing a house, filled with utter autistic runts like you getting really angry over very minor things (bread crumbs on chopping board, no immediate washing up, lieft over pizza after night out on weekend in box in living room)

Just don't ever share a house with people if you're this mental

chicago west

>muzzies and conservative chrstians
what's the difference, both believe in an imaginary sky faerie

alri dave. why so angry today?

thought I was gonna die the first time I went in, was like 75ºC my head felt like exploding

After a while though you get used to it and it's very relaxing to just lie there and bask in it. Also pouring water on the stones is fun you can feel the humidity and heat literally wash over you.

*wizard*

good attitude m8. can't let them keep you down

new gimmick?

Hope you're soldering on too

He's a dumb cunt paki on here everyday 12-13 hours straight getting mad when people laugh at silly lefty cunts.

didn't bother reading your post beyond the first couple of words because I can tell exactly what kind of grim little runt you are, fuck off and enjoy your clogged drains you lazy unhygenic cunt.

don't reply to me again because I care not for the opinions of the objectively wrong

What's it called when you enjoy reading about other people in similarly unsalvageable situations despite it not really helping in any practical sense?

just soldered on lads

ive got sold but im not a solder

Keep doing nasty poos where the turd is so long it curls on the way out and smears shit all around my hole. Did one at toil last week and it took 15 mins to clean my arse, going to have to start taking wetwipes with me

pooey shitarse

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jan/21/my-18-year-old-daughter-is-having-a-baby-with-my-stepson-mariella-frostrup

Test

i've sucked dicks but i'm not gay

Keep doing nasty poos where the turd is so long it curls on the way out and smears shit all around my hole. Did one at toil last week and it took 15 mins to clean my arse, going to have to start taking wetwipes with me

need my neghole pozzed

good to see both dave and rorke got a time out from janny

*Brings the milk in*

Oi lads, are the images not loading for some people?

there are only like 6 decent books in existence and i'd read all of them by the time i was 17

Whole site feels buggered

can't even post atm

Keep getting "connection error"

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

What the fuck.

.

Sorry lads one of my runts tripped over the ethernet cable again, had to go out and quickly execute him in front of the whole herd to set an example before plugging it back in. Anyway, back to work now.

big british cocks

this is what we get for letting a gook run the site

leafs die plz

>share a living space with other humans?
YES PLEASE GRUG WANT DIS
>observe basic cleanliness and respect for the living space and its occupants?
WAT? NOOO GRUG NO LIKE DIS... DAS MUMMY'S JOB, WHERE IS MUMMY? GRUG DON'T KNOW WHERE MUMMY IS WHY YOU ASKING GRUG TO DO IT? GRUG HATE DIS

the modern british family

feel like pure shit just want moot back

-eggs & homemade hash browns for lunch
-salt-roasted chicken for dinner
-will be using left-over chicken to make a chicken and white bean chilli
-fancy some soup so i'll also be making a creamy butternut squash soup

can make some egg mayo for lunches during the week too.

juicy british bums

honestly feel like the site used to fuck up all the time when moot was about. Remember when it used to go down for like 8+ hours randomly all the time? Gookmoot does a good job.

sorry guys just posted a picture of my dick. it's a big upload haha

no
that's happened way more often with gookmoot

No NBN for you yet lad?

haha

>gook
stop this racism please

state of Sup Forums right now

What do you think of the Britification of America?

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personally can't even remember the last time the site fucked up but... heh *flicks my cigarette away*
whatever kid

Do you lads think Sup Forums will still be around in 2020 ?

>webm
>not porn
perkele

Fucking dreadful

Thought I met the perfect girl. We've been mates for years and are basically the same person. Except she's emotionally intense and I'm not. She's either at 110% feelings or none and I tend to just slow burn my way up to 100. Burned too slow and she dropped to zero and ghosted me lol

buy me pizza and wipe my butt

Love Macron
Love the radical middle
Love Jupiter

Simple as

>tfw got a letter in 2016 saying my area would be getting it soon and its still not available

Alri DSP

love bbc porn

I'm a radical centrist. Not left or right, I'm in the middle. I am middle of the road, the centre, not red or blue

grug don't care

love bbc news

so we can't upload images? Fucking Sup Forums

the bbc dont make porn

0w0

t. Dave

Don't try conflating your insufferable OCD with "cleanliness", you just have autism pal

grug don't like images, grug smash image post box

>The Sup Forums Wiki is a language learning guide created by Sup Forums users like you.
teach me something about your language!

are there any posh british pornstars? the ones i've seen are all chavs with cockney accents

business idea: typing dave in /brit/ instantly deletes your Sup Forums account and turns off your computer

heavy snow here in glasgow lads

might go out and throw some snowballs at cars haha

just got off the phone with goot, apparently you have to have a Sup Forums pass to be able to upload images now.

ah yes, """"image""""board

fuck off

hows that

>Yank humour

although I would have had a fat lob on at the chess scene if I were him

:stopdave:

wtf where's my C: drive??

just woke up lads

using mental illness as a throwaway adjective is very, very 2016, Grug. That said you are a disgusting autistic cunt, fuck off back to your grugcave

i used to be emo when i was 13-14

snow here in Essex too
NOT a fan

i used to be emu when i was 13-14