>I'm gonna make him a good offer.
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Blake Cooper
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Levi Hughes
Offer he cant refuse, dude. #superfail
Aaron Phillips
>Luke, you're my wife's son
Leo Nelson
HEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOO REDDIT!!!!
Connor Watson
>You won't handle the truth
Justin Fisher
The pussy no longer lives.
Colton Walker
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Chase Reed
>Autobots... lets go for a stroll
Caleb Fisher
TWISTED
Aaron Sullivan
Please greet my little friend
Hudson Flores
Frankly my dear, I don't give a shit.
Chase Barnes
You're a man of size
Kayden Long
Reach the helicopter!
Ryder Butler
>Johnny's back, baby!
Matthew Martinez
I love how napalm smells when I wake up
Isaiah Cooper
>Hasta la vista baby
Anthony Reed
For Whom?
Sebastian Flores
Greer THERE WAS A GUN BATTLE!
Grayson Baker
If I remove the apparatus, will you deceased
Jose Evans
>Toto, WHEN are we?
Ryan Kelly
*psychopath music plays*
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Alexander Powell
Lol why would u even shoot a man before thowim him outta plane
#makesnosense #cia
Jordan Stewart
>Just a kid. No older than my wife's son
Christopher Harris
>if it bleeds, stick your dick in it
Aaron Morris
>you require a larger vessel
Daniel Foster
The Terminator: [picking up guns at a gun shop, while looking at the guns on the gun rack behind the clerk] The 12-gauge auto-loader.
Pawn Shop Clerk: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.
Pawn Shop Clerk: [hands the Terminator the pump action shotgun]
The Terminator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.
Pawn Shop Clerk: [hands the Terminator a .45 gun from the glass case in front of the clerk ] These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Pawn Shop Clerk: [annoyed] Hey, just what you see, pal.
The Terminator: [looks around] The Uzi nine millimeter.
Pawn Shop Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?
The Terminator: [pointing the 12-gage shotgun towards the door] All.
Pawn Shop Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now.
[sees the Terminator load his 12-gage shotgun] Pawn Shop Clerk: You can't do that.
The Terminator: [shoots the clerk] Nope.
Michael Kelly
Here's looking at you, baby.
Nolan Davis
kek'd
Sebastian Watson
GET TO THE HELICOPTER!
Cameron Sanchez
heh. Kinda needed a bigger payoff after that.
Why did the Terminator need laser sighting with his .45 calibre?
Adrian Jenkins
>Remeber Jake, it's Chinatown
>Hasta la vista, honey
>Close the pod bay doors, HAL
Luke Morales
Just when I thought I was out, they call me.
Jace Peterson
>Irene, I have to confess my love for you. Being around you gives me hope in my otherwise shit life. I would not be able to live with myself I did not speak up about this. I am a very vocal man, so I simply cannot be quiet on this subject
Leo Wright
Mrs.Robinson, you're trying to fuck me. Aren't you?
Joshua Reed
>See you soon.
Parker Powell
Coffee's for guys who can complete sales only
Chase Barnes
Some men just want to watch the planet combust
Chase Wilson
>"Just shut up about it Jack, it's Little Tokyo"
Ethan Bell
>"I'm a big guy to you, Bane," FBI
Adam Gonzalez
Fall BACK!