You wake up in rural Oregon

You wake up in rural Oregon

How far is this place from the ocean?

How much of a shithole is Eugene? Maybe I'd try to move there

10 - 300 miles

*starts injecting meth*

oregon's bretty cool would live there just not in portland

>get on a train/bus/plane
>go home

What was the point of this thread?

>"Oregon Kara Ai" or "From Oregon with Love"
>1984-1996
already made TV drama

Plane would be your only option buddy. And if you're out in rural Oregon, you'll need to rent a car to get to the nearest airport

>wake up in Oregon
>go to jail for pumping my own petrol
>die from preventable ilnesses because vaccines cause autism

nothing to do at night and expensive rent because of the university
otherwise nice

looks comfy

Hood River isn't "rural" Oregon, though - at this point, it's a yuppie annex of Portland, especially on weekends. Actual rural Oregon is more like pic related (in the west, anyway).

people tree ruralism as a badge of honor, but it's better if you just get along with the so-called yuppies
you can't complain about californians, but also want nothing to do with the most populous and influential parts
we can all be friends :)
t. grew up in prineville

hope you dont have allergies.

you can pump your own gas, they just changed this.

Michigan and Oregon sound really comfy

1/2 of the US is really comfy desu. Anybody who listens to the memes is retarded

Untrue.
Too many shitholes to be considered comfy

>New Candem
>Detroit
>Baltimore
>Chicongo
>All of Commiefornia

list goes on and on.

rural US always look so comfy but then you remember it's full of serial killers and other insane americans

call my friends and get picked up

It isn't, the rural US is filled with rich americans. The insane/serial killers live off the grid or far away from civilization

this to be honest

That's why I said 1/2 of the country. Not every city is shit, and even the cities you listed are only bad in certain areas. Except Detroit, that's a shithole

Oregon seems very nice
>volcanoes
>low pop density
>pacific coast

You can't go wrong with any state west of texas.
Here's a lake inside a volcano crater

...

>wake up
>find a qt oregon wife
>realize goal of finally becoming American

Call my friend to come pick me up. I live in Washington

not really
only in literally the most rural places

>tfw parents grow up in suburban/rural Wisconsin
>tfw all those serial killers that lived near them