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Toil cometh

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ready for bed aha x

Be your own boss

plymouth is actually an alright place

ask.fm/mmmaite

if you're ever feeling down, just skim this thread
and remind yourself that you haven't hit rock bottom yet

ready to get pozzed up aha x

stop making news 40 posts early while the thread is still on page 1

Maybe Goldtoil won't whip me this week.
Maybe.

considered making a tinder but i'm terrified of sex and i dislike whores
what i really need are mates

sophie

he was right about everything

get grindr

watch your time toilers

its just past 9pm

set your toil alarm before you forget and wake up late, mr toilberg expects you fresh for toil to cometh

dont think im close to rock bottom at the moment at least haha who knows what the future will bring

>*literally immediate after the guy cums*
>"Still hard huh?"

don't see what that changes

I’m engaged but I’d love to create a tinder profile just to see what kind of girl I can attract.

Won’t do it though because I just know someone I know would come acros my profile and my fiancée would leave me because she’d think I’m cheating on her

>Scared of nukes lads
Don't open this one, then:
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not scared of impending toil

my job is easy as fuck 2bh. no reason to be apprehensive about it

howdy pardner yee haw there be toil in them hills

>tfw you'll never get to see her bumhole again

lads i want to try oats what oats do i get

lads
long hair or short hair?

I did this and got literally three matches after hundreds of profiles. I live in a big city.

like what ?

Monday morning, fresh and ready to start another week of NEETdom

Some kids from the highschool I went to catfished a gay staff member on grindr and got dick pics

call centre?

Harroways x

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Same but my boss takes it so seriously and I get abuse if I don’t hit certain targets and shit

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the fucking textures here, the ambiance, the tones.......jesus fucking christ...this is - perfection. whiffs of nostalgia, a rainy night, and lone men persevering. perfection, perfection, perfection.

*stares at you*

TOILBERG EXPECT EVERY MAN DO HIS DUTY.

could do it with your gf unless you're afraid of being cucked
sit down together and troll noobs haha

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you arrive in the liberal paradise of seattle

wish my gf didnt know if i got on tinder

im really handsome so it used to be great wank material.

would match girls and see how eagerly theyd want to fuck me- made for great wanks

instant, put them in yogurt with some sugar and cinema and have a great time

Any NEETman in?

being a call centre agent is possibly the most under-credited job in the developed world. shit pay for hard, non-stop work

Short hair a cute, CUTE. Also long hair absolutely sucks in bed. Either you accidentally lie on it or it gets in your face, there's no winning with long hair.

everything lad, immigration, economy, all of it

small brain: oswald mosley
slightly larger but still small brain: enoch powell

my job is pure networking

as someone that only plays pretend as a normie it's fucking pure stress

>tfw the phone on my desk rings

lmao, really?
Don't open THIS one then:
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>roughly four times as powerful as the Tsar Bomba,
It's amazing how Earth hasn't royally apocalypse'd us yet, or some space rock hasn't dinosaur'd us yet.

Well you can't play professional darts if you're a complete fuck up lad

>man runs from police
>dies during arrest
>they protest like this

Well, the countries where you originate will intentionally kill you for no reason and lock you up without charges! Black lives matter far more in the West than they do in black countries so go back there and blame racism when everyone is black and corruption and poverty is rampant and live is cheap. You want the advantages of white European society but can't be thankful or grateful because it doesn't suit your victim politics

wish hair worked like anime
fuck physics

Networking? As in social networking in a sales job or IT networking? Cause I do IT networking too

as if you had to ask
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why are some of them wearing white

Conscientious objectors

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any dole man in?

mate we're discussing toil
you can head over to /brit/pol

social networking, not really sales though. I'm an account manager for a public affairs firm - salesy in a way, I have to convince people to sponsor events and publications and stuff

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people look at you here

very strange

business idea: hand over the means of production to the robots so humans no longer have to work

very crazy eyes on are vlad

Painkillers about to wear off

Here come the pain

yes we know BLM is ridiculous

business idea: exchange goods and services for money

What a creepy fucking picture like wtf feel uneasy every time i see it

can someone post that webm of the guy who gets danced on too hard and halls the whole way off his seat haha love that one

yeh i can

Whats wrong with you?

dont wana go to bed x

And if I’m aching for my roots, I’d visit shaadi.com
Message islamic wahhabi hijabi hotties “salaam”
And sunni, shia, those are both denominations I respect
Cause I just care for our connection
I don’t care about the sects

lad.......................

dont play with me like this boy

it's like a willy geyser lol

Why did the hedgehog cross the road !! To see his flat mate haha I’m class man xx

African countries being shitty is an unbelievably terrible argument for accepting racism. It's also unlikely that this was racially motivated, as is evidence by the guy who literally just walked out his door and was gunned down because some guy got mad at his neighbor on cawadooty, which everyone conveniently forgot about.

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wish we had more short hair qts here

don't get me wrong, there's plenty of women with short hair here but most are middle aged or uggos

imagine having a microdick

jesus christ lmao

find it bizarre that the state funds young people to go overseas and sleep in and do degenerate things while amassing zero capital and then say that studying is 'good' for the country while workers have to literally toil away for very little reward

odd odd odd if i was a worker i would pipe up

The British cock

Slept all day, wont be able to sleep tonight for toil in the morning, toilstein won't be happy to see me groggy tomorrow

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here you forgot to give me a (You) so i'll count it

>1950s British pinup, Ann Austin

just got called groggy in gregga

dreading toil tomorrow x

post one more willy in thread and i'll have to log into my janny account

ah yes pushing back the fat at the base of your dick to make it seem bigger

will never complain about my 5.5 inch willy again

cracking chebs

eating a banana (penis)

on the coke tonight?

love seeing misogynist racists getting their comeuppance

quite aesthetic really

yum

Capital knockers

drinking a BBB (before-bed beer)

very nice

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