Johnny Bravo

What was his problem Sup Forums?

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blue balls

his first and fourth seasons were too campy.

a small weenie

He belonged to the city.
He belonged to the night.

he had that unfortunate form of asburgers where instead of being smarter than everyone else at the expense of being slightly socially awkward you become an insufferable douche faggot that no one wants to be around because you watched and parrot too many rambo movies.

He went to /fit/ too much

Sounds like you're speaking out of personal experience.

>johnny was no homo decades before /fit/
Nice

he had no close female friends growing up, this caused him to perceive women as inherently other and practically an alien species rather than fellow human beings he can empathise with

I thought that women love the Chad.

Women only likes millionaries betas, dont muscular and poor alphas.

He just wants a girl on a date.
Doing anything, funny, cute, lewd, etc.

This is a factor.

I dunno. It's hard to put exact words to. Still, look at how he thinks all he needs is to be /fit/. Look at his relationship with his mom. Look at how he always visits Pop's. Look at how he interacts with Suzy and how little girls treat him. Hell, look at his relationship with Carl.

Something's wrong with the dude. I don't know what it is specifically.

Even now the new reboot show is going to be very something special.

A sassy weenie too

Johnny being a womanizer that hits on every chick using his figure, but him grabbing a girl and forcibly kiss her feels really creepy, even as a joke. Makes Johnny looks like a pervert, and make one of these girls so sluty and girlfriends to him.

He is just ridiculously pure.

Yes he is.

>Mama's boy
>Never had a fatherly figure
>Tiny balls

Even women who are virgins

Johnny is not a Chad though

Like this scene right?

He wore his hunger for pussy on his sleeve, and desperation is a turn-off to many people

That's about it, really

With even the slightest subtlety in his approach he would've had no problems

Come on and dance.

>What was his problem
Only furries wanted the D

He had a way with words that drove women crazy.

"Sassy"

"Man I'm pretty!"

>that episode where he married a moose

He loved his ma too much, wait...that's not a problem.

He had shit hair.

how would this make you feel if it was real?or is it.
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Grow up without a father figure and learn to be a man by watching TV. Probably he loved the reruns of Happy Days and Michael Jackson was actually cool during his childhood instead of creepy

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Scared because I don't want it to be like the new powerpuff girls and them changing everything about him.

I only want his slightly changed to keep up with the times.

I never saw any problem, he's alfalfa

This. Saying otherwise makes you a beta fish

It would only work if it was on adult swim. The amount of butthurt people would get from it these days would be insane.

Always looking at himself.

He's problematic

He skipped leg day.

Like he really wanted to touch this babes.

He's a loser who clearly cheated his way to muscle growth
I forgot what it was called but even the other /fit/ guys in the show laughed at him for it

Hot cha cha

But enough about me, let's talk about me

That's right, Johnny Bravo.

Who's Afriad of this hot wolf?

Hell no, they would ruin one of the best cartoons of the 90's.

I thought he worked hard at getting fit back when he was a scrawny twig so he could impress a girl

And welcome to my pants!

predict how johnny will act in the reboot, Sup Forums

>The show is being retooled for modern audiences and will be released in 2017.

>modern audiences

monkey paw strike again

>What was his problem Sup Forums?

Classic manlet problems.

Look at his tiny legs. At his height-compensating pompadour.

Nature delt him a bad hand, and he's making the most of it.

>start lifting
>grow your hair out
>dye it blonde
>wear a pompadour every day
>talk like Elvis
>do random kungfu moves

Is this how you win as a NEET?

I really really hope that's a joke

They're going to make Johnny the bad guy in every fucking episode.

>The show will explore the dangers of street harassment and the struggles that the modern woman faces today.

Will we ever get a good reboot?

Of course.

>The Johnny Bravo character will be a sidekick to a young woman named Suzy.
>The show will explore the dangers of street harassment and the struggles that the modern woman faces today.
>Suzy who was a little girl in the original series will be the same age as Johnny in this series and the new main character.
JUST

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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SJW's STRIKE AGAIN!!!!


SJW STRIKE AGAIN!!!

AND YOU SAY IT'S JUST BOOGYMAN SPEAK.

WELL.... WHAT NOW HUH?!?!?!?

I just want to die, just let me sleep forever...

this is satire.
>Fans of the show may remember Johnny Bravo would say “do the monkey with me”. His new catch phrase will be “fight the wage gap with me. ”

ok this is a joke it has to be.


IT HAS TO BE.

OMG please let it be a joke

>people believing the fake article being real when not only does user linking it say it's fake but it's so fucking obvious in context alone

Holy fucking shit, summer.

He lacks brains, doesn't learn with his mistakes and has a gigantic ego that keeps him from realizing where the problem lies, he is also immature and clumsy

pretty sure that's the average Sup Forums level of gullible, i mean this is the board that falls for boogeymen on a daily basis

> a woman with a bachelor’s degree in woman’s studies, a master’s degree in gender studies, and a doctorate in woman’s gender studies.

Johnny Test (a.k.a. Dexter's Lab: The Apology Series) was a warning of things to come...

it's satire, buddy. read onward.

He became so starved of attention he tanned himself and jumped into another cartoon to be a pretend superhero.

He would.

The sad part is this is more plausible than some may think.

Which is why so many fell for it, I suppose.

What's your favorite episode of Johnny Bravo?

It's actually really not, if they do remake Johnny Bravo I'm sure they'll tone down on him macking on girls physically but it will be about the same show.

I dont know why the last season had so little Carl, he was the perfect sidekick for Johnny