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The wait is finally ogre, everyone. Shrek has finally returned. Shrek 5 is out in only 3 years.
Are you fucking ready?
Shrek 5 Confirmed for 2019 Release
Levi Cox
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Josiah Bell
I hope my body can take it.
Christian Morales
SOME
Nicholas Walker
>3 years
hey 3 years its a long time, maybe civilization will colapse, or a meteor might kill us, saving us from another ogerload
Owen Diaz
BODY
Daniel Walker
TIMES IN OUR LIVES
Nathan Sanchez
ONCE TOLD ME
Connor Hall
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
Colton Brooks
We're approaching Land Before Time levels of milking here.
Aaron Hernandez
They better not be going into space!
Eli Gomez
It's not the 4th movie. They missed out on doing that already.
Cameron Adams
>Shrek - 5 movies
>Land Before Time - 14 movies, 1 tv series
There's still a ways to go.
Caleb James
I just wish there would be a last movie where the meteor strikes and everyone finally dies.
Nathaniel Harris
>We're approaching Land Before Time levels of milking here.
>We're approaching
It was already milked after 1.
Brayden Ortiz
So if Universal bought Dreamworks, then why are they keeping Illumination alive and making movies?
Wouldn't they merge the two companies?
Benjamin Hill
oh boy i can't wait for more shrek memes and kids spamming ogre shit in video games again
Jacob Flores
MORE
MONEY
Angel Morales
Because Illumination earns billions with all of its Minions shit.
Easton Reed
Why do people keep on pumping life to these almost dead franchises?
Money?
Joshua Johnson
MINIONS V SHREK: DAWN OF MILKING
William Turner
...
Gabriel Campbell
What the fuck happened to this series?
Grayson Diaz
I saw Shrek Cereal the other day.
I was disappointed that it wasn't all green.
Ayden Torres
WE'VE GOT TO HAVE.... MONEY
Dominic Reed
It gets better. The plot was leaked through the foreign release.
A major plot point is a society of animals kept immortal by meteor shards.
Oh, and they confirmed Ice Age 6 too.
Lucas Perez
Is this for real? I did wonder why they could live through so many world events, but I didn't think they'd ever bother explaining it.
Jace Moore
its not an explanation. They are talking about an entirely new set of characters not the main ones, including a love interest for the sloth because everyone is this franchise needs to be paired up with someone for some reason.
Juan Edwards
I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
Cameron Johnson
>5 movies, spinoffs and tv specials
fixed
Chase Hernandez
>in b4 nothing but memes
>Shrek makes friend with Smash Mouth
>Lines from All-star are part of the script
Noah Lopez
>Ice Age 6
sequels for this series make 6 to 8 times it's budget. It's a serious cash cow that I don't see dying anytime soon.
James Davis
Oh yeah, and the squirrel kills all life on Mars at the end.
You heard me.
Gavin Wilson
How did Shrek become such a widespread meme in the past few years?
Nolan Lee
Jews
Hudson Edwards
Here is the OFFICIAL teaser Trailer
youtube.com
Jacob Long
Rape jokes
Nathan Johnson
Memes gonna meme. It's like asking why bane is a meme
Andrew Perry
Bane is understandable. People were getting hyped as fuck for Rises after the last film, they were expecting some top-tier shit since it was going to be the last film as well. Then you see the film and it's filled with shoddy acting, shoddy stunts, and it opens with THAT fucking scene.
Where it really found it's stride in it's ability to conform and mold about other memes. Then the whole plane crash awhile back just cemented it's place in the Meme Magic Spellbooks
Isaiah Wright
it's not ogre yet!
Dominic Johnson
>Then the whole plane crash awhile back just cemented it's place in the Meme Magic Spellbooks
That was a big plane
Julian Russell
Why does Disney keep WDFA and Pixar separate if they both produce CGI movies?
John Phillips
MONEY THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
Gavin Clark
For you.
Liam Myers
Is it for the renewel of "From the makers of Shrek"?
Grayson Rogers
Why, yes. Yes I am. In fact, I've been waiting
Ian Cox
Because of us. Somoene on fucking Sup Forums started this.
Robert Flores
SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB
Robert Scott
Well, it looks like Blue Sky is impervious to shame.
Looking at the ads saying stuff like "Kiss your ice (goodbye)", for a momemt I thought this was finally going to be the last Ice Age movie they make.
I was an idiot back then.
Ethan Adams
They kept going past the first.
The first was a really good family film that wrapped itself up tightly. They shouldn't have gone anywhere after that but they did. Mainly because Scrat got way more popular than they expected. To be fair, the Scrat shorts are honestly some of the better parts of the later films.
Easton Johnson
you betcha!
Ian Rodriguez
>WITH HER FINGER IN HER BUM