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t. Nilso

PEPI POUPEE

The recent cyberman finale with the two pantomime villains cooing at each other was the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen - this truly is a show for children.

*sips tea*

Can capaldo stop spamming on these threads please?

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New companion will be japanese! This is certain!

it's not me, it's simmchad!

>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, 12/Bill “I'm a lesbian” Potts) and one of these authentic titles:
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We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.) Due date is tentatively August 22nd.

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged

t. Gallifrey_Immigrant

It wasn't even her agent, it was her theatre company, she probably wrote the tweet, she's denied it in person back in May too. Remember when Capaldi said he wasn't even allowed to mention it to his family? She wouldn't have said anything if it was her.

Kris Marshall's agent declined to comment, that's what an agent would do if it was them, and there's also this, I reckon it's him

Reminder that it's been 10 years since Pushing Daisies ended and Moffat-Who was allowed to exist

Fuller's post-Pushing Daisies work is kino at least

>in Series 11 people will somehow still be blaming Moffat for bad scripts

Go the fuck back to Gallifrey you fucking time shitlord.

stop projecting moffag

It's not Phoebe Waller Bridge, she's denied it three times now, if it was her she'd stay silent, like Capaldi... or Marshall.

it's not marshall

Newsnight did that shit with that other guy a few months ago. I can't remember his name, he's in an American tv show. They don't know anything.

It's a chinese companion, not japanese.

Sorry, should I leave you to watch Last of the Time Lords in peace?

I bet you are enjoying Wedding of River Song right now.

Don't get me wrong, I hope not, it's just weird he's been so quiet when he's the most rumoured.

>Creates the ultimate comfy drama Wonderfalls, cancelled.
>Creates top-tier creative Dead Like Me, cancelled.
>Creates the most feelgood romantic modern fairytale Pushing Daisies, cancelled.
>Creates the greatest thing in tv's recent years, pure fucking kino Hannibal, cancelled.
>Gets on the helm to lead the new Star Trek, fired.

Poor guy, hopefully American Gods can survive until an ending and give him some sucess.

Here's hoping. He really is very talented. Hope they eventually get to do some more Hannibal.

This user is right, all I know is that the next companion is chinese. I'll find out the name soon.

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They need to be bigger

An asian companion? Will this fix the ratings?

BBC wants that weeb audience

Better?

Reminder that Missy did a great job as a female Master, the Doctor can be one woman with no problem

Yellow fever will save Doctor Who.

Katie Leung for the Doctor?
youtube.com/watch?v=WYy7UjRMPcw

Nah. Chinballs will have a whole new writing team and even if his Who is GOAT, the Daily Wail will continue bashing the show into oblivion because they hate the BBC and anything publicly owned.

BIGGER

Every one is entitled to their opinion.

Toss in reddit somehow to try and discredit me with a handwave argument.

Wickedly THICC.

So there's gonna be a japanese companion?

Yes, a cute asian companion.

Better?

Fuck since a few days ago when someone said her odds were going up, I've really wanted Kelly Macdonald as the Doctor. It's odd this year that I've been able to think of more women I'd want for the role than men - I think Ruth Bradley would be a good choice and maybe more realistic.
Both more exciting ideas than safe, reliable Marshall anyway.

It's either chinese or japanese, we just know it's asian.
Chinese kinda makes sense because of the market, but I don't think China allows time travel stories there.
On the other hand, Jap women are on the rise in mainstream attention and Doctor Who is pretty much a live action anime, so they can get the weeb watchers.

>too intelligent to not be Golden Age Who

No it's gonna be a Thai girl, she'll have her own "sonic screwdriver" if you know what I mean *wink*

Reminder, I don't do this often now cos don't want to jinx it.

Marshall has taken no acting work since he left his last job.

I think you mean a show for autistic homosexual overweight muslim toddlers.

BIGGER!!!!

Would love Ruth Bradley or Kelly MacDonald as the Doctor. Both are great actors.

>I don't think China allows time travel stories there

? Can you expand on this?

No Xe has to be very dykish and every one sees xer for the beautiful snow flake that saves the galaxy by just being xer self.

GOLDEN
AGE

youtube.com/watch?v=yTFNx05yLA4
jump to 9:20 to see her delicious accent

Better?

Oh shit, a korean companion.

BIG-GER

BET-TER?

>the future is...female

OH CRAP IS IT TRUE?

We are going to have a chinese companion, or is it japanese?

Because everyone thinks he's Doctor Who, they haven't bothered offering him any
The whole rumour was a plot to put him out of work

HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGG

What's the best complete(ish) Classic Who torrent? The one I've been using is good but the videos are all HEVC/h265 which I'd rather avoid.

>? Can you expand on this?
Chinese goverment censors media depending on their content. Ghostbusters is banned there for example, because supernatural shit and the occult.

Usually Time Travel is banned because it "promotes feudalism, superstition, fatalism, and reincarnation", but there's a lot of chinese time travel movies. It depends on how it's done, I guess.

what's the difference lol

Oh interesting, I knew about the occult ban but had no idea there was a time travel one.

OH DADDY WHO

The colour of their nipples I think.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He doesn't need to, if he gets royalties for every previous role.

Capaldi has admitted that his most profitable role was a small part in Agatha Christie's Poirot, because it's repeatedly broadcast.

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>Barrowman requests job
kek

I don't get it. Is the joke supposed to be that all of those things are actually for SJWs, and the humor comes from the idea that they for cletuses?

>Barrowman requests job

oh shIT YOU MADE IT TOO THICC

Put your trip back on, nonce.

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WE'LL NEVER STOP BABY

StOp It Or ElSe

So who's writing the Anri Okita companion story to shit trips?
I remember the first time having the Skin Diamond story, so maybe pornstar fanfic can become a tradition.

Is it true that cats is a nonce?

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This pic is pure sex

OKAY YER GETTIN IT

CUTE!!

SOMEBODY GET THE TUMBLRINA REPELLENT

Do there exist good Doctor Who podcasts?
I tried Outpost Skaro just out of curiousity and.. these boys are not meant to be on the radio.

Hello, I am John BBC, owner of the BBC. Our clients have accidentally released this photo of the Thirteenth Dr Who .... we warn you to be on the lookout for this photograph as it is starting to spread, and we recommend taking action in making sure nobody shares it.

Regards,
John BBC, BBC International

I've always wanted to see a historical set in Feudal Japan with samurai and shit

BIG

...Eh, still not as thicc as the sixth doctor.

I'm not sure the BBC can afford to film in Japan.

My god she is gorgeous

Excuse me, Anonymous, but are you trying to ridicule me? Here at the BBC we do not tolerate this kind of behaviour ... I am 63 years old and I have experienced a lot in life .... I first watched Dr Who when I was very young when it starred William Hartnell .... please do not make fun of the show as it stands.

Regards,
John BBC, BBC Worldwide

Just could just film it in some English field with Asian actors

When did the "cooing" happen exactly? There were plenty of embarrassing moments though, none of which featured Missy or the Master.

>Capaldi said he wasn't even allowed to mention it to his family?
>How come we're not going to the Caribbean this year, dad?
>Umm... yes, well, er... this is terribly awkward.

This. Missy has been kinda terrible this season, but man this episode took the cake. Not only was she constantly drooling over the doctor whenever he spoke to her, but also was drooling over the Master pretty much the entirety of their time together. That said these past two eps were perhaps the worst the season has managed to put out, and thats saying a lot.

Radio Free Skaro and the Big Blue Box Podcast are good.

gr8 b8

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