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So what's the release date, Luke?

2019

I wonder if it will suck as bad as the last two.

>I Have to wait 3 fucking years

Shreksgiving.

ONCE

I've never seen the forth and can barely recall the third. I doubt I'll see this one..

JET FUEL

>all Mike Meyers has done in the six years since Shrek Forever After has been documentaries about other people and a few SNL cameos
JUST

>Lets follow fucking Sony by making meme movies
Dreamworks has such potential...

The sad tragedy of Dreamworks is that their good movies do poorly and their bad movies do well.

Examples of this?

There was a Shrek 4?

Madagascar

>Shrek
>Shrek 2
>Shrek the third
>Shrek FOREVER AFTER
>Shrek 5
Bravo.

TOLD ME

>Not 5hrek
screencap this

DOESN'T

CRYSTAL GEMS

THE WOORLD

I forgot how good Shrek is for disgusted/shocked reaction pics

So basically he's retired but every so often he'll do some little thing for fun. Doesn't seem so bad.

SAAAAAVE MEEEEE

Can we talk about how great thr first movie was? It's one of the few movies where I've memorized most of the lines.

The first one was good, the second one was the best though, they all went downhill after that.

TIME HAS SHOPPED.

>Ice age and Shrek burned to the ground
why

THIS IS MY WORLD KAKYOIN

The sequel was good, but the first movie happens to have sentimental value to me. I'm with you on the rest, fuck those movies.

Is it too much to hope for that Tim and Eric will do another "campaign" for it?

WAS GONNA

HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR

IF I TAKE THAT MASK OFF

WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHEIT

SIMPLE AND CLEAN

AND STEVEN!

Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need...

pronounced five-huh-reck

LET ME SHAVE YOUR CROP

Was anyone really asking for this?

>>Sup Forums72222222
Sup Forums BTFOs Sup Forums

You need three >s

What the fuck is wrong with Dreamworks? Can't they just let him die?

There was a Shrek 4!?

PUT THE HURT ON HIM!

"Wreck" most likely.

Maybe they will in the movie.

If it's not called "The Shrekening" I'm not seeing it.

AH NEED A HERO

I'm just gonna shill my meme video
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youtu.be/DnYsRVXV4_I

DELETE NOW!

Shreknado anyone?

Yes, and it was decent.
About as good as Shrek 2, definitely a lot better than Shrek 3.
I want something out of Donkey's kids. Either they help out with the climax, or one of them flirting with one of Shrek's kids, because it isn't fucked up enough already.

THE NUTSHACK

Only seen shrek 1 and 2. But the sequels look awful so I am stayin away from them.

THIS ISN'T MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

Who's ready for the inevitable shrek is love reference

I'LL BE THE ROUNDABOUT

THE WORDS WILL MAKE YOU OUT N OUT

Fuck, the other day in the Ice Age thread I was wondering aloud why there hasn't been any new Shrek movies, or a reboot in quite a while. Shit. I think I jinxed it.

I was just curious! It didn't mean I wanted this! Goddamn monkey's paw is granting wishes I didn't even ask for now.

oh FUCK I CAN HEAR IT
I DON'T CARE HOW YA DO IT

It's never going to be fucking OGRE, isn't it?

>still no shark tale sequel

I legit don't remember the second one. What happened?

I know I haven't seen the rest so I won't bother asking about them

Shrek saves the day by riding a giant gingerbread man to siege a castle.

The first and second movies I remember well.

I cannot for the life of me remember what the third and forth movies were about or anything that happens in them.

Did his wife become human again or some shit? I think I saw bits and pieces of it

While Fiona's fairy godmother sings "Holding Out For A Hero"

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I really love heroes try to stop an event, and the background music is the music being played at the event as a trope.

>That scene where thw gingerbread man reveals that Pinocchio is wearing a thong

And that's when I stopped watching the Shrek movies.

Someone never watched John Tucker must die. It's good for the dunks.

It was a decision made when DreamWorks got bought out

Yes, he became human too

Apparently he's super difficult to work with. That's why he has had little roles outside of Shrek.

Shrek 3: Fiona's dad is dead and Fiona is pregnant, making Shrek the next in line to be king and a father.
Not wanting either of these things, he goes on a quest to find the next in line, who happens to be a highschooler with issues, allowing Shrek to get some fatherhood experience in.

Would trade this for new Austin Powers t b h

Shrek 4: Shrek has a midlife crisis and as a result is tricked into an It's a Wonderful Life scenario where he has to make Fiona fall in love with him in 24 hours or he'll cease to exist.

WELP

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Megamind.

Okay I've definitely seen some of 2.

This is the most I've seen of 3 and 4 though. How much plot can they possibly have for another movie?

There's a reason his acting career completely tanked after Love Guru came out. It's because he's an awful actor and a terrible writer.

The kids are all grown up!

>tfw my dad looks like Human Shrek in Shrek 2
>tfw I had the hots for Human Shrek back when the movie came out
>tfw I lived out the Shrek is Love Shrek is Life meme at the age of 11

>Austin Powers
>Remember that IMDB from 2013 stating Austin Powers 4 was coming out in 2014
Dammit, you had to remind me.

KEK

How appropriate

It really was a phenomenal sequence

Adventures of Puss in Boots just keeps putting off the Bloodwolf crisis and ends without it being resolved, because Shrek 5 is about Puss turning to Shrek and friends for help.

Why dont they make a Shrek x Kung Fu Panda crossover?

They're saving crossovers for Dreamworks Infinity

No they'll have their own Dreamworks cinematic universe. Shrek: Civil War.

Please tell me you're a grill. I don't want to start jerking it if you're a bloke.

IT'S OVER ISN'T IT
ISN'T IT

that's not a date that's an expected year

>Shrek 5 in 2019
crap now I have to live for another 3 years, I don't want to miss this

ROAD ROLLER-DA ME

YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE

>imagining what memes will look like in 3 years
I think maybe I might be leaning more towards killing myself now