He doesn't collect physical media

>he doesn't collect physical media

lmao, yeah, I bet the ladies are lining up to watch yify cam rips off a USB with you.

I don't get this comic. Is this irony? Or is it the real message?

Who downloads let alone keeps yify rips? THey don't even exist anymore anyways. I mean jesus fuckin christ get with the times OP. You're either dense or below a poorfag.

yeah I'm sure they're all lining up to watch your criterion edition of Kagemusha

>w-want to come over and watch a cam rip of Avengers 2?
>oops, Russian malware bricked my laptop

if "sophisticated adult" is a strawman
>outdated, weak jab at physical media
>maybe it could've worked in ~2005
if "mixed-up teen" is a strawman
>I don't even
>consume consume consume??
>implying "ladies" even care about movies at all
>let alone video quality

all in all, I like this thread, it's confusing

>children and retards on Sup Forums don't know Kelly
It's even worse than I'd thought.

lmaoing @ these fucking dorks

Marlel btfo

>dissing yify rippies
Literally the best way to enjoy movies and flicks.

What is this?

Modern Anons are so autistic that they literally can't understand satire, it's why they don't understand Dr. Strangelove and think Sup Forums is promoting a rational ideology

An expensive hobby, most girls don't care about cinema anyways, the joke is somewhat void.

> Literally every DC movie has been trash

What is this comic trying to say?

but my girlfriend torrents too

>he hasn't seen wonder woman yet.
Mahvel babies pls

me on the right

Fuck this guy is the epitome of every body else is stupid but me.

It's literally the Onion

i don't know what you mean by that

>Innocent drowning victims

>pic related
what did he mean by this?

how is this supposed to be funny?

you know what's the most unrealistic part of that comic?

A white woman having a date with a white guy...you cannot get more unrealistic than that.

What does the artist actually look like?

>>this is stupid
>>this is not funny
>>i dont get it is it supposed to be funny
its satire goddamn it

see

hi steven gonzalez

>Duel links

That's where that meme is from holy shit.

In your case, sure

I legitimately don't understand what OP's comic is supposed to be satirizing.

The guy who makes these is under 7 layers of irony

its a good game.
and its good that other than my name you cant dox me

Cinephiles like Tarentino who say streaming isn't a real way to watch a movie. It could not be more clear.

brainlet

Yeah sure I guess. I'm assuming that comic is at least five years old then.

>qoren
>lives some where in central time zone
>posts in Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>likes yugioh
>has a ebay account
>has a letterbox'd account
>like magic the gathering
>kinda poor cause torrents
enough date tb-h

>the onion comics are now too obscure for the average Sup Forums user

holy shit

Did you seriously just come from 2012 /lit/ to make that?

...

You do realize you can download lossless BluRay's right? What are you a public tracker cuck?

>2012

It literally says 2012 in the bottom left hand corner.

Well then I guess in 2012 that comic made a little more sense. Still outdated even then but alright.

Which requires TBs of storage and bandwidth. Lets see how many TBs you have, then.

One external hard drive has more storage density than a hundred blue ray discs.

>people just now learning about kelly in the year of our lord 2017
Jesus fucking christ, fuck off you worthless newshits.

What?

wait wtf why?

Most of us have seen them posted on Sup Forums for years. I just thought it was a crappy webcomic or something. Certainly doesn't seem worth seeking out.

>he relates box office scores to actual film quality

In all honesty you can't get as much from a book as a good movie.

/lit/ pls go

He means gen z is to dumb to torrent, but the Internet is more advanced now and everyone just streams illegally.
Kind of like how napster would be pointless nowadays.

"getting something" out of a book > "getting something" out of a movie

No, actually, unless you count the movie cover. BDs also store for far longer than HDDs, and have no mechanical point of failure. And if you're buying and using BDs for storage, the cost per GB is also far cheaper.
>external
Assuming average size of raw rip is 50GB, you can only store 20 movies/TB, so just how many external HDDs do you think it's feasible to have? You wouldn't use external drives in such case.

It's absurd satire

Me or the comic artist? Because I've watched them, DC is garbage next to Marvel.

>b-but pol
You are as stupid as they are.

you aren't getting visuals the most kino sense

>sekrit klub

>carrying around a load of physical objects until you die

collectors are weird, half your shit will end up in a skip

>he doesn't drift from town to town, stalking the naive and the weak
There are some lifestyles for which physical media is nothing more than a handicap, really.