To celebrate his glorious cameo, what did you guys think his name actually was?

To celebrate his glorious cameo, what did you guys think his name actually was?

I've always been partial to Captain Skullfuck.

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I was so fucking hyped when I opened Nova today.

I don't even read the Nova on-going and i ended up buying the issue just for The Captain

I'm a Captain Motherfucker man, myself.

I just called him Captain "[expletive]".

A distinguished man, but maybe a little uncreative.

How does it feel to have no imagination?

Also, Dirk Anger had a cameo in Starlord

Captain captain .

>How does it feel to have no imagination?
Thinking up placeholder curse words isn't so imaginative.

I said it in the other thread, but it's Captain Shit.

He says it right there in >And you said Captain ****
>Man, he beat seven shades of it out of me.

Seven shades of shit.

That's not to say the Nextwave skulls all mean shit, it's an all-purpose swear word, but I'm 100% sure he was Captain Shit.

>Seven shades of shit.
never heard that one before.

Captain Cunt

seems the kinda thing Steve would actually fly off the handle over

How come there's never any nextwave storytimes

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I mean, you're not gonna get seven shades of fuck kicked out of you.

Maybe tomorrow, if I have a bit of time

Captain pussy duckee

The four skull sign for the cursing was always just 4 of them, it doesnt imply it was a four letter word

I always thought of him as Captain Asshole which is enough of a bastardization to make nextwave-verse Steve Rogers to beat him up and throw him in a dumpster

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>what did you guys think his name actually was?

I think seven shades of fuck makes just about as much sense as seven shades of shit honestly.

Wouldn't Captain Crap be more alliterative anyway?

Not to mention we're just arbitrarily ruling out all combination curses and things that could translate similarly...

Captain Crapstain. Captain Shitfucker. Captain Egregious Fuckyouness. Captain RainbowFucker. Captain 8shades-of-fuckyou. Captain 50ShadesofGrey - which I think we can all agree would offend everyone.

Crap works.

Isn't it obvious?

It's Captain Cunt obviously.

Works for me. Captain Colostomy is fun too.

In the other thread someone suggested Captain Kike and I'm rolling with that.

This but more for alliteration.

The last time I saw Nextwave posted on Sup Forums it got peppered with LOL SO RANDUM!! and MARVEL SUUUUXXX shitposters.

well yeah, this isn't the most mature place for discussion is it, next you'll tell me the pope doesn't shit in the woods...

>The Pope doesn't shit in the woods...


you really are an idiot aren't you

Same. I really gotta pick up some Nova trades sometimes. Sup Forums Got me to appreciate Sam. He deserves better.

Dont know how but this thread led me to this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo

Captain Quadskull.

I thought so too, but it's dawned on me that he may have just been using "seven shades of it" in a general sense. Like, not referring to his name.
I mean, it's possible that it's Captain Shit, but I think Captain Cunt would be more appropriate and funnier. Who's going to willingly call themself "Captain Shit"?

>He actually is Jewish and using the name because, fuck, it's accurate, right?
>Nextwave!Cap is a Nazi
Sure, I can roll with this.

I'm sure you're the kind of asshole who'd shit on a bear's hat.