ITT we thank America for defeating the Nazis and then defeating the USSR without even firing single bullet

ITT we thank America for defeating the Nazis and then defeating the USSR without even firing single bullet.
I'll go first: THANK YOU AMERICA!

MAGA, 'PEDE

>defeats the dual threat of fascism and communism
>liberates numerous countries from authoritarian regimes to bring them democracy
>puts an end to petty nationalism and makes strides towards uniting people across the globe

Are other countries even trying?

Jet fuel can't form footprints in space.

>liberates numerous countries from authoritarian regimes to bring them democracy

Bigfoot exists, he left his footprints on the moon

You saved the gypsies, we only needed a year or two more to finish the job.

>America can't revolt agianst the crown, we have been colonizing for ages
>America can't not support our monarchies, they will last forever, the revolutions will fail
>America can't turn immigrants from the slums of Europe and give them a better life, there's no way social mobility is possible in capatalism
>America can't end the world wars and defeat fascism, it's the logical next step after the dissolution of monarchies
>America can't defeat communism and the USSR and turn the half of the world that is communist capitalist, communism is the future
>America can't transcend the ideas of nation state after it ushered mankind into the space age and unite the world with Washington D.C. and America itself atop the scale of human progress
you are here
>America can't colonize the nearest planets and create societies in their own image like they did with Europe after WW2
>America can't unite the solar system in a bid to take control of it, there's no way
>There's no way the United Planets of America can take over the Milky way
>There's no way America can annex Andromeda, it's light years away
>Unite the whole Universe, impossible!

Not so fast.

THANK YOU AMERICA!

>still obsessed with a 40+ year old conspiracy theory

what. story?

Time froward, now they are the nazis and believe the landing on the moon was fake.

Kek, this.

I fucking hate the Am*Rican r*ght.

chads deserve it

WWII you dumb orc.
Romania was in Axis and was genociding their gypsies.

Ah OK. Sounds like we saved two subhuman groups, gypsies and Russians. Was a mistake in both cases.

The gyppos were almost wiped out during ww2, there were like 50,000 left before the Russians arrived and we switched sides. Those 50k then went on to repopulate after the war. If you didn't get involved we would've probably held out longer and finished the job.

The only good yank is a dead yank.

Wonder if they shat themselves?

>we would've probably held out longer
You were a worse fighters than Italians, so there was no probability of you holding out longer.
Enjoy your gypsies friends ^_^

Not too bright are you lad.

Thomas Jefferson was edgy as fuck and guaranteed to be a weeb if he was born in the 21st century

So you admit that hentai masturbators are the intellectuals of our era?

that's probably a dixie, usa mostly sends retarded hillbillies to weak third world countries

alri its the rasheed aussie

They are yanks all the same. Only yanks care about regional differences between yanks and other yanks.

>only muslims hate yanks

user everyone hates yanks

Just under-trained and under-supplied. We sent some a fuckton of our soldiers to the Eastern Front to impress daddy Hitler and couldn't equip them properly. Either way that wouldn't have mattered if you weren't supplied by Americans and the Germans got further.

but they are different, dixies have nigger blood or behave like niggers and are poorer