1. your country

1. your country
2. do you want an Sup Forums boyfriend?

denmark
yes

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twitter.com/zVhdzOYboyYA44V
youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi
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1. Burgerstan
2. I'm not gay, but if I were, yes.

Why would you want an insecure, autistic neet as boyfriend?

...

Yes please

D-danelet?

;3

I'm not gay

Why do you fags post (cute) anime girls if you're all la la prancing boy-molesting fruits?
Be like this homo and be more shameless.

Bli min sötnos!

You are male or female?

1. mex
2. only if i lived in a first world country...

Cara, eu já fiquei com garotos que saiam de casa e acredite em mim: é a pior coisa. Você sabe que quando ele não está com você, está com outra pessoa, que qualquer um pode servi-lo.
Agora um outro cara autista como eu, só vai ter a mim, e portanto vai me valorizar e seremos felizes juntos sem precisar de alguém mais.

It really makes you think.

BÖGANALSEX

fags

shame you're such an ugly cunt really

>1. your country
USA
>2. do you want an Sup Forums boyfriend?
y-yes

Respondi hipoteticamente não sou gay, tenho um primo gay que é bem chad ele vive mudando de cara.
As pessoas tem a impressão que gays só tem relacionamentos casuais não sei até que ponto isso é verdade.

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s.korea
yes, just like this pic's boy

i'm not gay

finland
i just want a bf who would give me closeness, affection and love ;_;

Does anyone know if that Finn-Megumin poster and Swede-Megumin poster got together?

>yes, just like this pic's boy
proof?

hope you find a bf one day

thanks

What can I prove?
Just feel it

I think you posted that this
twitter.com/zVhdzOYboyYA44V
was a tranny before too

but I can't find any proof though, in her twitter she doesn't say anything about being a tranny or boy or whatever
that's just why I am wondering

I had one, but I did a terrible thing and he hates me now...

Is it because of intellectual curiosity?
Or ...

Nordic bf pls gib

>Is it because of intellectual curiosity?
>Or ...
I do not understand your question desu

Vimto zaebal idi sleep and stop spammit

Imagine being so pathetic that you stay up all night because you're a fat piece of shit with no life who opens a gay posting thread on Sup Forums at 4 in the morning, then you're being joined by your fat unemployed waste of human material friends who start to roleplay with you

1. Motherland
2. Yes, I'll marry him, get a visa and leave this country

1. australia
2. any bf would do desu

What did you do?

>any bf would do desu
Even one who is into harming you?

i just want love and attention from my bf, not harm

What about love, attention and pain?

i already live with the pain of not having a bf every day so ideally i'd like my pain to end thanks

É porque é fácil arranjar parceiros sendo gay, especialmente se você for bonito. E como muitos não querem nada sério, mas só sexo por sexo, acaba que reina a promiscuidade no meio gay.
Na verdade não é como se estritamente gays fossem promíscuos, até porque se mulheres não fossem tão difíceis pra maioria dos caras héteros, a coisa seria a mesma.

Eu já fiquei com alguns caras. Confesso que só depois de perceber o quão sujo é ficar com alguém por sexo que parei com isso e comecei a focar em construir um relacionamento. Acho que é o ciclo do amadurecimento, afinal de contas.
Chega uma hora que esse prazerzinho temporário perde a graça e tudo o que você quer é alguém do seu lado pra te fazer feliz.

Enfim.

emmm maybe...but they'd have to be dominant, and into me being a weirdo who dresses funny

Bump

Here is another one

Do you want gay hanging out
I do

I hate """""""""""gay""""""""""posters so much

Half of this boards users need to go back to their containment board and keep their degenerate shit where it belongs

Ugh, I hate fags so much I wish I could catch and fuck every each one of them

Typical russian "homophobe"

>says this and proceeds to post gayassfutatrapshit

fuck fags fuck fags fuck fags
Futa is not gay

flag
i just want a qt bf

>Futa is not gay

1. Flag
2. Yes, a cute swedish boi plz.

>tfw no distant relationship bf

>fucking a woman(who likes MEN) isn't gay
>somehow, fucking a futa who likes women is

>fucking a "female" with a huge male genital is "straight" as hell

It literally is.
The penis is the fourth most attractive body part for straight males.

Sidoso de mierda

>why yes it's so straight to like men, "females" with dicks and traps

It is youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
> huge
I never said anything that
>be swede
>think about huge penises every day and night
LOL

>why yes this "study" conducted by "straight" males to prove that it's "straight" to look at dicks and specially "females" with male genitals

Ummm, yes?
Fags hate traps, shemales and crossdressers while straight men are okay with them
In fact, only straight men like shemale porn

>I am straight, male genitals is fine because "females" with dicks is a "straight" thing
>what a female without a dick? eww not my thing

> >I am straight, male genitals is fine because "females" with dicks is a "straight" thing
Ehm, yes? Because I'm not a fag and I hate them
> eww not my thing
Well, duh. 3d pussies look good only until the time they get ruined and stretched by Chad forever

>this homo is totally mental
hahaha, have fun being homo

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:3

>homo
No.
3d men are bad and smell like sweat like alcohol and might get bald while having a hairy body
Cute 2d boys are not gay

I want a handsome Finnish boyfriend.

Oops looks like we dropped this one guys

where can i get a bf like this

>AAAAAA HELP I WANT A Sup Forums BF

*Splat*

>w-we totally hate and kill gays, I swear, guys!
LOL en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi

Why are so many people angry about 'gays'? I thought we were all girls.

>I thought we were all girls.
that's still pretty gay though user

Bacha bazi is a (F)ersian word, I don't consider (F)ersians muslims or humans tho so its okay. Have another execution of your mentally ill brothers

Their imaginary friend in the sky told them to hate gays.

>fag delusions

you CHOOSE to be a faggot, and this is why God hates you. You aren't gay on birth since children are a-sexual, its years of neglect from your shitty parents that made you become a faggot homo.

t. desperately trying to choose to be straight

Angry homo in denial detected

To make him feel secure. :3

>3d men are bad and smell like sweat like alcohol and might get bald while having a hairy body
>Cute 2d boys are not gay
This is true.

I'd rather have a normal friend first.

>this thread

>again

yes

Maybe if he's not one of the ERPers.

What I really want is for gayposters to man up and take back /tttt/ and make it /lgbt/ again. That way they can fuck off from all other boards and go back to their homeland.

>1. your country
finlan
>2. do you want an Sup Forums boyfriend?
yes please
when can I expect the delivery?

Denmark
No

I want a bitchy gf

By dressing funny do you mean like a girl?

>what a female without a dick? eww not my thing
What's so hard to understand about this? With females you inevitably get constant conflicts and arguments in an underlying, unending fight for dominance in the relationship EVEN when the girl claims she wants to be led by a strong man. Even then she tries to manipulate him. Also the average vagina is pretty gross, it produces weird fluids and bleeds a quarter of the time.

Traps meanwhile usually are willingly submissive, don't question your role in the relationship, and have a cute benis instead of a gross bagina.

Also scientific studies have attested that arousal from gynandromorphs (individuals having both male and female physical traits) more closely aligns with heterosexuality than with homosexuality, i.e. men getting boners from women are more likely to get boners from traps than men getting boners from men do. In other words if we dismiss the notion of sexuality being entirely binary, and imagine it like a scale, liking traps is on the heterosexual half of the scale.

>the autistic german spergs out a few hours later post

Is it true that faggots on Sup Forums are actually women in disguise?

I sure fucking hope not, r*asties should stay the fuck away. Sup Forums is a yaoi board.

>yaoi
Only girls read that. Caught hand in the bag.

this.
i want someone as insecure as me to cheer up and make feel happy, just making someone feel loved would make me feel very confident and happy and have a purpose in life

I want the same, except I don't want a purpose. Just NEET it up with someone.

>implying love stage isn't the GOAT romance manga

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