HOW TO BECOME JAPANESE - Move to Japan for Dummys

HEY YOU. It's time to learn Japanese and move to Japan.

7-Step Guide to move to Japan


1.) Start learning japanese. Doing so is not actually hard
a.) Download Anki: ankiweb.net/
b.) Download the 6,000 core deck for japanese: djtguide.neocities.org/anki.html and follow the instructions to install it
c.) Set up your anki deck for 20 words a day, and up to 9999 reviews a day (you won't actually see 9999 reviews a day). this way you can learn all 6,000 words in under a year.
d.) Join any of the countless japanese language learning generals on Sup Forums
(beginner)
(intermediate)
(anime trash)
pick which best suits your needs

2.) Start tae kim's grammar guide which you'll be using in conjunction with Anki
a.) guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammar

3.) Finish tae kim's grammar guide and all 6,000 words by September.

4.) It's time to choose which JLPT you're taking. If you took japanese seriously and started TODAY from THIS VERY POST, you could be N3 ready by October. Check the registration deadlines.

5.) Take the JLPT you useless sack of shit. N5 if you didn't study at all i mean what the fuck, N4 if you're a slowpoke, N3 means you actually studied. Good, N3 means you're on your way to Japan

6.) Pass the JLPT. If you took the N3, you will be able to get yourself N1 ready by next year by studying at the same pace you are now. Since your 6,000 core deck is settled, grab a 10k core deck. You will start practicing actually writing the kanji from here on out, so grab something like 'Remembering the Kanji' since you'll probably need it by now. If you didn't take the N3, you should aim for the N2 next year. That's right, you're skipping the N3 you didn't take. Up your study, bitch.

7.) With a bachelor's degree and N1, you can now move to Japan. Congrats. Post-graduate study is best method

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>With a bachelor's degree and N1, you can now move to Japan.
A spouse visa is way easier and convenient than that shit.

here is the official priorities list

Highest Priority: >>Student Visa

Fuck off and die, cancer.

Good, I'm in second place.

marriage visa is only second place because they kick you out the second you divorce/get divorced. getting divorced in japan is relatively uncommon, and its actually pretty damn hard to marry someone in japan without first living there on some other visa. howd you do it?

Japan is over, Korea is great.
Learn Korean and move there, it's the promised land full of opportunities and pussies craving for BWC.

>learning how to interpret circles

korea is just a copy of the west. no point in moving there unless you really like the internet gaming culture.

>just a copy of the west
That's right

Japan has a brilliant history and culture
Korea is bored

There is no reason to come to Korea

I will live in both countries and impregnated both korean and japanese women.

How about me?

I've heard about this Tae Kim, but apparently it looks boring as fuck.
I'm learning Japanese with Genki, Wanikani and Memrise. Very motivated with this material and don't really want to change.

It seems far more beneficial for me to move to South Korea.
However I have heard that East Asians are generally xenophobic (if not racist)
I guess I’ll just move to some Caribbean Islands.

the idea of reading logograms is interesting but these languages seem insanely difficult. would be interested in reading about a success story

And you.

You will be too!

Thank you for your hard work on race-mix

i like hotter asian copies

For example?

...

Dude put hyuna

>HOW TO BECOME JAPANESE

1. Get a job and a apartment room in Japan

2. Marry Japanese male or female
(except gay marriage)

3. Make child

4. Apply for naturalization

Good taste, Sir

Oh my

Sounds good, but Japan doesn't allow dual citizenship unfortunately.

Actually, there are many people who keep dual nationality secretly.

This pleases me. But how, I would assume they would require a forms that prove you have given up your citizenship.

If you are born from a Japanese,
you can get dual nationality.

In addition,
if a Japanese makes a foreign application for naturalization in a foreign country,
it may be possible to keep Japanese nationality.

Also, in countries like Brazil who do not allow nationality to withdraw,
they can not withdraw their nationality,
so they are left untouched as dual nationality.

According to the Ministry of Justice,
after the amendment of the Nationality Act of 1985,
"No one has lost Japanese nationality"

JLPT is a joke.

>JLPT is a joke.
i can mathmetically prove it isn't a joke

observe
>immi-moj.go.jp/newimmiact_3/en/pdf/point_calculation_forms.pdf

The government literally asks for your JLPT scores when applying for permemant residency, and if you pass the highest tear, you get 21% of the required points needed to get residency

the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for people who skip the jlpt