Tfw i can't even boil eggs without them cracking

>tfw i can't even boil eggs without them cracking
how do people in other countries boil eggs?

1. Put in electric kettle
2. Bring to boil
3. Turn heat off
4. Wait X minutes depending on kettle

If you're making them on the stove you're doing it wrong

I fry my eggs because boiled eggs are too dry

The same way a chicken hatches his eggs.

Put the eggs in a pan filled with water.
Put your ass on top of the pan.
Tightly close off the lid.
Fart on it until it heats up and starts to bubble.
Don't wash your hands.

>put egg in pot
>bring water to rolling boil
>turn off the heat
>leave egg in pot on the burner for 7-10 minutes (5 for soft boiled)

A drop of vinegar in your boiling water will protect the eggs.

how can a person be so incompetent?
theres a shit load of guides on the internet for loosers like you, do you need a guide to wipe your ass too you retard?

>>tfw i can't even boil eggs without them cracking

How the fuck, user?

>mfw I don't eat eggs
>mfw I am a vegetarian

>inb4 manlet ; 6'2" master race

should i just kill myself?

But aren't vegetarians fine with eating animal products such as eggs and cheese? It's vegans who refuse to eat any animal products.

vegetarians are okay with eating milk and dairy products , eggs is a living thing .

i never implied such a thing but if something you consider youre actually more useless than i imagined. fuck right off to /r9k/

Get a 3rd world maid to do house chores,aren't you guys rich?

eggs were never alive, dood
That's like refusing to swallow on the basis of vegetarianism

>eggs were never alive, dood
Golly gee last time I checked , some weird chick dosent come out of it when you leave it in a warm place.
Egg is a living thing , similar to zygotes in humans.

This or salt

That preserves the shape of egg whites if you're poaching but does jack shit for boiling in shell

No embryo forms unless it was inseminated. Farms try to only sell eggs which will never grow into an actual chick, as most people would be really upset to find a half formed chicken fetus inside it.

>some weird chick dosent come out of it when you leave it in a warm place
No, it fucking doesn't because it is not a zygote because they were never fertilized.
Do you even egg, bro?

>poo education
Fertizilized eggs are what hatch into chicks, all [barring extremely rare mistakes] eggs sold in supermarkets are unfertiziled and nothing more than a chicken period

Also if you buy eggs from places that aren't supermarkets they're more likely to be fertizilized due to fuck ups but that's not the point

i put them in a small pot, fill it with water at least until there's an inch of water over them, put them on the stove for 20 minutes, then i turn it and leave it another 5 minutes and the i run cold water over them. they have never broke on me, although t b h idk how they taste cause i only make them to feed my dogs and my birbs

>feed eggs to my birds

Last time I checked, if you bury a piece of fruit you get a tree.

i should've never replied to your thread. kys

i cannot stop laughing at this

matate

/ck/ here

put eggs in saucepan of cold water
bring to the boil
cover
take off the heat
leave for 8 to 11 minutes (depending on how hard boiled you want them)
drain and cover with cold water
enjoy

eat them with mayo