HOH: Cody
Veto: alex
Nominations: jillian, xmas
Temptation: josh got the golden apple (safe for the week)
Temptation #2 : Paul won the fan vote and is safe for 3 weeks. Cody tried to nom him and he had to reveal it
Previously, on /bb/:
HOH: Cody
Veto: alex
Nominations: jillian, xmas
Temptation: josh got the golden apple (safe for the week)
Temptation #2 : Paul won the fan vote and is safe for 3 weeks. Cody tried to nom him and he had to reveal it
Previously, on /bb/:
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CANT STOP THE GRODBALL
nth for KILLING GRODNER
first
see you guys tomorrow
I CANT BELIEVE ITS KINO
Literally the most pathetic sloppy week 1 ever
B R A V O G R O D N E R
>I'm going to play the victim
t. armenians
CODYBOWL HYPE
Fuck after seeing his DR's
I think i'm in LOVE with Cody now...
3 W E E K S A F E T Y
Would Cody's plan have worked if production hadn't completely fucked him? It would have.
Why is Aaron Rodgers playing Big Brother? Did he think dying his hair grey would fool anyone?
>"when this bitch is unleashed there is no stopping her"
/ourguy/ got literally 0 airtime
UNDER THE RADAR
3 weeks
scale of one to UNLEASHED how fucked is cody?
>paulfags will defend this
''look mum I posted it again''
let's goo
>Christmas, you got screwed
Christmas got Nutted.
Literally the last shot of the episode.
Pretty sure they're aware that xmas pits are a huge viewer draw
Yeah. that's why Paul was so mad in the DR. He realizes he would've been rekt week 1 (if not for mommy grod) and he had no idea
I think you guys underestimate Paul and think too highly of Cody. That retard hasnt' been able to accomplish anything he wanted as HoH and pissed off a bunch of people in the house
>mum
this better be the last thread you ever show your face in, kid.
will based amber bro visit us tonight or was that a one off?
where 2 cop Paul's cap currently in Austin Powers room?
i hope not
paul literally thought he was safe and bragged about the newbies not nominating the vet in week 1
If he actually does the Christmas is cancelled zing as she leaves the house I think she will be the first BB contestant to just walk right past Julie and leave the lot.
Is xmas going into the pit HOF
He did fairly ok and was a very entertaining week 1 HoH, and actually his main goal would have been accomplished to perfection if not for grodnerwinslol
>nominated 1/3rd of the house on week 1 HoH
>your real target, the vet, has 3 weeks safety
Just fuck my game up production
Cody got the worst deal of any HoH in history dude, he had a nominee self evict, the replacement wins veto and the guy he tried to nominate can't be nominated. He got royally fucked by production
3
WEEK
SAFETY
cody would have accomplished his goal and not pissed off anyone if grodner hadnt grodner'd him for paul
>That retard hasnt' been able to accomplish anything
Depending on how Josh votes, he'll possibly have gotten his 2 target noms out for the week
sounds like a success to me
Cody would've owned the house going out of this week if Production hadn't protected their angel Paul as always. Paul is a bigger threat than anyone aside from him so Paul on the block is a guaranteed eviction. The house wouldn't even be split.
Then it'd be a 7-9 person, semi-shaky alliance versus whatever leftovers Paul had in his wake. They'd easily be picked off.
Not his fault Moogan self evicted and production ball was given to Paul. He would have had Paul out the door week one.
Honestly the blatant Paul favoritism is worse than that year they did the America vote for a house guest to put someone up and that one bitch won each time. Elyse or something who was the sister of a former winner.
>You will live to see Grodner cry as she hands Cody the 500K check
it'll all be worth it lads
He shouldn't have targeted Paul in the first week. Anyone with a brain would know that production is not going to allow that to happen.
Cody is retarded, and arrogant. A bad mix.
and he had to nominate a third of the fucking house in week 1.
If Paul didn't have a twist to save his ass, he'd be walking out the door in 24 hours
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You can tell Cody was fucking pissed at production during the veto ceremony.
I hope Cody starts calling out production for their bullshit.
>3 week safety was the 1st temptation
PLEASE
She still works me into a shoot.
Anyone would think they were entering into a fucking fair game of skill not which production baby pleases catladies more
>Morgan on RHAP
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
This. For fuck sake the coaches in 14 got 4 free ones.
Ya'll need to think about what you're posting. I hate Paul too, but it's not like you had to make the move now.
>Anyone with a brain would know that production is not going to allow that to happen.
wow let paul win the game then
>you will get to see Paul listen excitedly to the America's favorite houseguest results only to find out Kevin won and he wasn't even in the top 3
anyone got a link to "Butt First" the bb parody porno
>when this bitch is out there is no stopping her
>breaks her foot less than 24 hours later thus stopping her
what did she mean by this?
>candy crush tv show
hasn't the fad already passed
That's part of the game you dunce
>a fair game of skill
>big brother
Entering the game as the only vet is actually a disadvantage, and the way Cody acted proves it. Other seasons when they brought back a vet they would openly state off the bat that they were safe from eviction for the first few weeks. This time they just kept it a secret so a dumb ass mother fucker like Cody could destroy his own game.
The coaches didn't get 4 free ones m8, if Danielle was evicted in week 3 he would have been gone. Also they couldn't compete in HoH and veto.
>There has been 5 seasons with vets vs noobs
>4 out of 5 times a vet has made it to final 2 (80%)
>2 out of 5 times a vet has won (40%)
>the one season the vet didn't was Jesse in bb11 who got fucked by a gamebreaking twist and was set to make it to final 2
>He shouldn't have targeted Paul in the first week.
???????????
...
>Paul will be the one who picked Cody to join him in F2
spoken like a true cuck
A catheter is kind of nice in the night as you don't have to get up too pee when sleeping.
Also, she looks so much better without that Sailor Moon shit going on.
is this counting OTT as well?
>We don't live in the timeline where Paul didn't get the safety pendant and spent the last 3 days crying around the house begging people to save him and autistically screaming "WHERE'S MY FRIENDSHIP AMERICA!" to the cameras.
Clearly, from your stats, the strategy is to align with the vet because production will make sure they get far
that game make 2 billion dollars a year
the real question is why belittle it to a national television show?
They literally rigged the game against a vet (Jesse) before it works both ways
>3 week safety
>can be hoh with 3 week safety
>can play in veto with 3 week safety
>can vote with 3 week safety
how can paulfags defend this?
>Paul is going to win HOH next week because everyone is throwing it to him
>He's going to backdoor Cody
>Christmas will win the temptation and make sure he's not going to play in the POV
THANK YOU GRODNER
>Kevin grilling Josh on Cuban missile crisis and bay of pigs
Ahahahahah
yes
>production literally offered the cast $25k
>they could have just not been greedy and boom, no Paul
>they could just keep Paul around as a side show for a few weeks and then nail him before jury
Cody was way too cocky, he's a manlet control freak with an inferiority complex. This he over reaches for show
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so we're putting an asterisk next to Paul's name after he wins this season right?
ring of replacement can't be used to replace the HOH or nominees in the veto competition
>hurrr nobody will take a free $25k
survivor actually had 6 seasons of vets vs newbs (either 8vs8 or 2-3 vs the rest)
vet made F3 every single time, won half the time
MORGAN!!!
youtube.com
he wont win. cody will come back thru the battleback and lead the charge to get him out
They will backdoor Cody, the dude is leaving next week unless the Outsiders get HoH.
>>they could have just not been greedy and boom, no Paul
they didn't even tell what punishment is going to be until button was pressed just in case
Paul was always going to be on this season
>yfw Paul wins HOH next week
Putting up Paul was wrong the move anyway. He should have put up Jason to keep his alliance happy and deal with Paul later. Jason being voted out only helps his numbers in the house and has no downside. Before it was revealed that Paul had the PoP, you saw all their faces were shocked and pissed off because EVERYONE LIKES PAUL. Cody is obviously jealous of Paul's social game.
Cody's autism of not trusting anyone or telling anyone in his supposed alliance information backfired on him along with some definite productionball and Megan. Cody bears plenty of blame here.
>nobody taking 25k (more than 3rd place) and remain anonymous
Exactly, and any rational person would have surmised that targeting Paul week 1 as hoh is suicide. Cody screwed Cody.
>grodner's narrative, the post
thank you grodner
Go somewhere where your opinion is respected and valued.
I hope so...
why does this board all suck cody's cock?
He didnt accomplish anything because he didnt... expect the unexpected.
Good to know you can still justify rigging the game after all these years as sharp as ever, grodner
i mean Cody got 5 votes against Christmas with vet with 3 weeks immunity strong arming people to vote his way
it's not out of realm of possibility they could vote out Paul (obviously ignoring the fact that production would never let that happen)
Nope. It was the right time.
The longer they leave in paul, the more liked/endearing he'll become to the others
I, too, am a Paulfag
>morgan bringing up cody controversial comments
DROPPED
i voted for Alex to get the ring AMA